Summary: When Dumbledore tells a story, he tends to get off subject.
DUMBLEDORE + STORYTELLING = CONFUSION

Disclaimer: I don't own it.

And now..................

The Dumbest Story Ever Told

When I was young and innocent,
Broom-flying was 'the thing';
Not being able to ride of a broom
Was like getting married without any rings!
....you couldn't....

As a young lad,
I learned to fly very well;
But I had a number of accidents,
And so this story I tell:
...listen up....

Now wait, before I begin,
Let me say my rhyming a bit off;
So if you catch a mistake,
It's supposed to be that way *cough, cough*
...that's strictly off the record....

Oh yes, and one more thing...
Let me say it before I start;
One of the items I mention
Is available at your local WizardMart!
...I should tell the story now....

But I don't think I'll tell it;
This story has gotten old;
And so that makes this stupid story
The dumbest story ever told!!!

By the way... that WizardMart item was a set of knee pads and a helmet in the case that you should crash into oak trees that didn't seem to exist until you got there.......