Chapter 3

Cardcaptor Sakura

All's Fair in Love and War

Elesterie

The One Shot Attacks

They stared into each others eyes for a minute or so. Syaoran gazed into her eyes and for that moment, all he wanted to do was kiss. Sakura had the same thought in mind. Sakura then realized who was on top of her and she yelped.

"RAPE, RAPE!" Sakura shouted out.

Syaoran looked horrified.

"I – I…"

"RAPE, I TELL YOU, IT'S RAPE!" After she shouted that, Sakura smiled at him.

"What – what are you doing?"

Sakura smiled at him and said, "Remember, war? Pay back. All's fair in love and war."

"RAPE!" She yelled out once more.

"Is that you kaijuu?" a voice said behind them.

"TOUYA! What are you doing here?" Sakura asked. Oh my God...my brother just saw me under a guy...how am I going to explain this one?

"Hmm, I heard someone shout RAPE and I know your voice," Touya replied. He then jerked at Syaoran's direction, "Who's the gaki?"

"GAKI?!" Syaoran roared.

"Hey dude, were you trying to rape my sister?" Touya asked.

"NO!"

"Are you sure? Now look, if I hear one more thing about you, then – " Touya never finished.

"Touya! Leave him alone! It was a joke!" Saukra snarled.

Syaoran blushed.

"Ok, but gaki, if I hear that you touched my sister, I will – "

"TOUYA! He's not worth our time. C'mon, Fujitaka will be waiting for us," Sakura said exasperated, not wanting Touya to offend Syaoran.

Syaoran got off Sakura, who stood up and stood beside her brother, who was glaring at Syaoran. And at that, they both walked off.


"Hi, can I please speak to Eriol?" Syaoran mumbled into the receiver of the telephone. It was evening, and Syaoran had so much to tell his good friend.

"Hey Syaoran," Eriol said cheerfully. In his mind, Eriol hoped Syaoran wouldn't ask what had happened with his chase with Tomoyo.

"Hey Eriol," Syaoran said, he blushed at what he was going to say, "um…look, you know that chase…um…well I kinda did something…"

And Syaoran explained everything that happened between him and Sakura. In the end, Eriol was in tears.

"Haha, funny story, gaki."

"HEY!"

"Ok, ok..."

"Now, tell me about your catch," Syaoran said.

Eriol turned white.

"Um...nah, I don't feel like."

"ERIOL! I just told you what happened to me!"

"Okay then...mumble mumble..."

And Eriol told Syaoran his running story.

"HAHA, gingerbread man…that's a classic," Syaoran laughed, nearly wetting his pants.

"It's NOT FUNNY!" Eriol said.

"Ok, ok..." Syaoran muttered, "so what are we going to do now? Both girls humiliated us...we need to pay them back!"


Sakura and Tomoyo walked cheerfully to class.

As they walked past their enemies, they decided to remind them of their failure yesterday.

"Hey gaki," Sakura said to Syaoran.

"Hey gingerbread man," Tomoyo said to Eriol.

They both turned to Julian.

"Um…Hey ga-bread-ki-man" they said together. They both burst out laughing.

Sakura and Tomoyo grinned at one another, and took a sit at their desk. The boys started to laugh. Sakura shot Tomoyo a look, and Tomoyo shrugged.

R-I-I-I-I-N-N-N-G

The teacher came in.

"Good morning class."

Sakura moved in closer to her table. But there was something wrong...

"THERE'S A SEAT GLUED TO MY ASS!" Sakura shouted and stood up.

"ARGH, THE SEAT IS STUCK TO MY BUTT!" Tomoyo yelled.

The guys started to crack up.

"YOU IDIOTS!!" Sakura and Tomoyo yelled at them.

"Ok, I'm sure there's something we can do," the teacher said, trying to calm the whole class down. Sakura and Tomoyo had daggers in their eyes.


"I can't believe the stupid gaki and his friends would do that," Sakura exclaimed to Tomoyo. They were standing outside the class, and they had to change their school skirts, using the ones from lost property.

"I know, DAMN! I hate this skirt," Tomoyo pointed to her skirt, "Lost property definitely needs to be lightened up, my dress is so LONG!"

"Yeah, at lest your dress isn't as short as mine..." Sakura exclaimed, "You can see my knickers!"

"Hey," a voice behind them said.

"I'm Chiharu…um…you wanna be friends?"

"What's the catch?" Sakura snarled. She didn't believe Chiharu at all after their argument.

"Nothing... I guess...it's just...those guys are getting on my nerve and I wanna help..."

"Really? SCORE! You're in!" Tomoyo said excitedly.

"So...how are we going to kick their butts?"

"He...we have a Japanese test next...what about if we..." and only whispers could be heard.


"Psst – Syaoran, when did Chiharu start hanging around Sakura and Madison?" Eriol whispered.

"I dunno..." he looked up and saw Tomoyo passing a note to Chiharu, who then read it and gave the thumbs up to Sakura.

"Ok class, time for the Japanese test you're all have been wanting to do so much," the teacher said.

The whole class groaned.

"Pass out the test papers, Yamazaki."

After 5 minutes into the test, Eriol whispered, "Syaoran, what's the answer to Question 3? Julian chucked an eraser at me for the answer and I don't know!"

"It's – " but Syaoran stopped.

The whole class was staring at the three of them.

He then saw Sakura secure something safely into under her desk. It was a to switch.

"Eriol and Julian, what do you think you are doing? Asking for answers?" the teacher asked, breaking the silence.


"DAMN! How did they do that?" Eriol said.

"Dunno, but looks like we're in some serious crap," Julian muttered. They were standing outside the classroom for the rest of the lesson. As soon as the bell rang, Sakura, Tomoyo and Chiharu walked past them, giggling.


Sakura, Tomoyo and Chiharu were walking out of the school corridor, as the school day was over, when they suddenly slid across the floor and fell backwards.

"Ow…" the girls groaned.

"Who in their right mind would leave a puddle of water in the middle of the school corridor?" Tomoyo demanded.

"Hoeeeeeeee," Sakura said, rubbing her head.

"Payback," Eriol appeared, looking over them.

"Water on the floor is just as effective as water from the air," Julian observed.

"Nice fashion, girls," Syaoran smirked.

"SHUDDUP!" the girls stood up and chased the guys.

"GOOD RIDDANCE!"


I made Chiharu nice, because I really didn't want her to be mean...anyway, the entourage of Syaoran is Eriol and Julian, so I needed two girls to back up Sakura to make it just as fair. Please review!!

elesterie