Chapter 4
Cardcaptor Sakura
All's Fair in Love and War
Elesterie
The List Of Humiliation
Sakura, Tomoyo and Chiharu gave up catching the boys, and let them run.
"NANI? How dare a boy like Syaoran get out of my grasp?" Sakura moaned.
"Hmm, looks like we're winning..." Tomoyo muttered to herself.
"What do you mean, Tomoyo?"
"Have a look at this list," was her reply.
US:
Water over head
Chase, resulting to them not catching us (except for Sakura who had a romantic encounter)
New nicknames
Microphone
THEM:
Glue on seats
Water on floor
Chase, we weren't able to catch them
"TOMOYO! Why did you write romantic encounter?" Sakura demanded.
"Because"
"What happened?" Chiharu asked.
"Nothing, nothing at all….nothing really, it was really nothing…"
"Oh come one, Sakura, get a LIFE!" Tomoyo commented.
"NO! Tomoyo, don't you dare!"
"I'm going to tell Chiharu," Tomoyo sang, repeating it over and over again, "I'm going to tell Chiharu!"
"TOMOYO!" Sakura whined.
"I'm going to tell Chiharu."
"ONEGAI!" Sakura begged.
"I'm going to tell Chiharu."
"FINE, I'll tell her then," Sakura said, annoyed.
Sakura told her story and ended up blushing.
"Oooooh, Sakura...that was sooo romantic," Chiharu giggled.
"You didn't tell me about the rape part," Tomoyo accused.
"Yeah, well, I thought you had enough to laugh about..." Sakura muttered.
Eriol quickly wrote something on his notepad. He quickly pocketed it and muttered, "We're losing."
"Wassup?" Julian murmured, apparently breathing hard. They had ran all the way to the park and had lost sight of the girls.
"Look at this."
THE COOLIES:
Seats on their butts
Slipping magic
Chase, they gave up.
THE GIRLIES:
Rain
Catch and kill (except Syaoran and Sakura played 'Catch and Kiss')
Ga-bread-ki-man
Japanese answers
"WHAT?!" Syaoran fumed, as he read the 'Catch and kill' part.
"Hey Eriol, what's with the names of the attacks?" Julian asked, confused.
"What names?"
"These names, like 'Slipping magic'?"
"Oh…you see, we slipped them."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"No, you're just too stupid, sweetheart," Eriol said in a very girlish voice.
"Shut up, Eriol," Julian said, still tired.
"Dear, if we don't tell the truth to each other, how are we going to be parents?"
"WHAT?!" Julian said, apparently not tired out. Syaoran was laughing in the background.
"I mean, you might be unfaithful to me."
"Yeah, what about you?" Julian snarled.
"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT, LOVE?" Eriol said, starting to cry, "YOU KNOW – SOB – THAT OUR LOVE MEANS EVERYTHING – SOB – TO ME!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Syaoran laughed.
"Ok, ok..." Julian grumbled, "SHUDDUP ERIOL AND SYAORAN!"
"Ok, ok…" Syaoran and Eriol mumbled, "COOL DOWN, JULIAN!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Syaoran, MY JULIAN DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE GANGED UP AGAINST!"
"YES HE DOES!"
"NO HE DOESN'T!" Eriol yelled.
"YES HE DOES!"
"NO HE DOESN'T"
"YES I DO!" Julian shouted.
They all started to crack up.
"But seriously dudes, we need to figure out something!"
"What about this?" Syaoran said and told them his plan.
Eriol laughed. "Syaoran, you are what the Spanish call, 'El Cheapo'"
Sakura arrived at school the next day, apparently all energetic. For once, in her whole entire life, she was early!
She walked, and then she heard a certain sniggering, and next thing she knew, she tripped, and saw Syaoran, Eriol and Julian.
"Sakura!" Tomoyo yelled out. Tomoyo, who was right behind Sakura, ran out to help Sakura.
Next thing Tomoyo knew, was that she saw Syaoran and Julian run off. She turned, and tripped, because Eriol had his foot out.
And he ran off. Chiharu, who just came in, saw Tomoyo and Sakura on the ground, and ran to them. Then, Julian's shoe appeared, and she tripped.
The guys combined, and walked past. They were sniggering at the girls.
"SYAORAN!" Sakura screamed.
"ERIOL!" Tomoyo yelled.
"JULIAN!" Chiharu shouted.
The boys started whistling innocently.
"BAKA ga-bread-ki-men!" Sakura, Tomoyo and Chiharu yelled.
"Hi gaki," Sakura said loudly, smiling innocently.
"Hi gingerbread man," Tomoyo said loudly, sweetly blinking her eyes.
"Hi ga-ki-bread-MAN," Chiharu said loudly, flicking her hair swiftly.
The girls all inspected their chair first, and then sat down.
"Why did they just say hi?" Eriol asked.
"Dunno," Julian replied.
Chiharu whispered something to Rika, who sat in the seat in front of her. Tomoyo suddenly whispered something to Yamazaki, who sat in front of her. Sakura, then, whispered something in Naoko's ear.
And they passed onto the next people. And then those people passed it on to the people in front of them and so on and so forth. So everybody got the message. Except for Syaoran, Eriol and Julian, who all sat behind Sakura, Tomoyo and Chiharu.
Suddenly, Yamazaki came up to Eriol and said, "Hey gingerbread man."
"WHAT?!" Eriol yelled.
"Mr. Hiiragizawa, why are you yelling in class?" the teacher asked.
"I – I…" Eriol stuttered, trying to think up a excuse.
"Mr. Li just turned him down," Tomoyo answered for him, winking at Eriol.
"I – I did...what?!" Eriol asked.
"Yeah," Sakura said, catching on what Tomoyo was on about, "you see, Eriol asked Syaoran whether he wanted to go out..."
Syaoran stared at Sakura.
"And," Chiharu took up the story, "Julian was a bit jealous, and mimicked Syaoran's voice and said 'no'…"
Julian opened his mouth in surprise.
"And that was why Eriol shouted out," Tomoyo finished.
Everyone cracked up laughing.
"NO! That's no right! I mean, it's not right…it's seriously isn't!" the three guys said.
The teacher smiled and said, "Next time Mr. Hiiragizawa, if you need an excuse, please don't rely on Miss Daidouji."
The teacher turned and Tomoyo winked at Eriol, while whispering, "Don't ya just LOVE my excuses?"
"Hmm, we're winning by two!" Tomoyo exclaimed.
"Why do you even bother counting, Tomoyo?" Chiharu asked.
"Yeah, I mean, does anyone else?" Sakura asked innocently.
"Well...I'll marry the person who does," Tomoyo said mystically.
All three girls cracked up at the thought.
"And if you don't find the person?" Chiharu asked, her eyes full of tears.
"WAIT! What about if he is a total idiot?" Sakura asked.
"I don't care...if he fits me, that's all that matters!" Tomoyo said dramatically, like a soap start in a soapie. All girls burst out laughing, with Sakura and Chiharu patting Tomoyo's shoulder with sympathy.
"They're winning by two…" Eriol muttered.
"What's up with you dude?" Julian asked.
"Yeah, I mean, who counts the times when their butts have been kicked?" Syaoran asked.
"I do."
"Yeah…jeez, I'll feel sorry for your wife!" Julian joked.
"Hey, I'm YOUR wife, dear," Eriol said.
"SHUDDUP!"
"Whatever…" Syaoran said, "You think you'll find someone as WEIRD as you, Eriol?"
"Yeah, and if I do, I'll marry her."
"And what if she is a total freak?" Julian asked.
"Hey, aren't you a freak?" Eriol said.
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