Disclaimer: I do not own the show Lizzie McGuire or it's cast (and I'm very glad that I don't!), I don't own Paula Burke, Wal-Mart, RC Trucks, G rated movies, Rome or the psycho_chicken!

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The scene opens as Matt McGuire tapes a camera to his remote control truck and sends it in to Lizzie's room where he finds Lizzie, the "Paula Burke" that she is, practicing her musical strip teasing in front of her mirror whilst wailing some girly song that is blaring from her cheap Wal-Mart stereo.

She sees the RC truck and screams, "Matt! Get you're truck outta here before I come over and unscrew your head!"

"Ohhh ... what a threat ... I'm SO scared!" Matt said sarcastically.

"I can't help that I'm always so incredibly happy and G rated! Just get your truck and leave!" responded Lizzie.

When Matt retracted the truck from Lizzie's room she continued her dirty dancing into the bathroom, where she unconsciously fell into the bathtub. Matt, who had followed her again with the camera-armored RC truck into the bathroom, was laughing hysterically at the computer his camera was hooked up to. Then, the scene moves to animated Lizzie who is flattened by a book on Rome.

"Dammit!" the psycho cartoon character yells.

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Thanks for reading my story!!! Please R&R!!! I'm sorry this chapter is so short, I promise the next one will be longer!!! If you like Lizzie McGuire and are offended, I'm sorry!