Quinmaster: Long time no see! How ya' been? Waiting a long time for a story? Well here it is!
Disclaimer: I own none of this stuff. If I did, I would have another Super Smash Brothers game out.
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Peach had planned all day and all night. Long, she was going to kidnap Bowser and hold him (if she could) for ransom. Why did she want to do it? My shoe size was larger than her IQ. That's why. The plan: Kidnap Bowser.
"Hello, Bowser. I have a few beers in the cooler…would you like one?", her plan was coming in well. She had him right in her grasp.
"You betcha! I would love some. I went broke last night. I bought a few hundred beers and got really drunk and sold 250 of them to the church down the street. I guess one more couldn't hurt." He went over to the cooler and as soon as he bent over o pick one up, Peach had tied him up. Of course Bowser had some stupid comeback. "Hey Peach! That's why lamps don't grow on trees.! They look at you and sell them to pawn shops!"
"Shut it! After all those years of kidnapping me, it's your turn to learn your lesson. Now for the note…" . she wrote the note in the most beautiful handwriting. The bad thing was she couldn't spell and had Bowser write the note as she said the words:
Dear Mario,
I have kidnapped your enemy Bowser and I am holding him hostage. I have also backed you a few cakes. If you ever want to see you enemy again then bring 400 cases of beers----$400,000,000 in cash.
Love,
Princess Toad Stool, Peach
"When Mario comes into my trap, I will sell him for more money on Ebay. I'm sure someone would want some fat plumber in their house." Peach then pulls Bowser into her castle. Actually Bowser had to walk to the castle because of his weight and Peach's lightweight and little strength. "Mario should be here for some cake in 5--4--3--2--1--0--." He didn't come in."I said 5--4----3-----------2---1----½--¼----...." Mario busts in.
"Give me back my rival you evil little…PEACH! WHAT?! What are you doing holding Bowser hostage?!" Mario was confused.
"Didn't you read the note! It was signed in my name! Bowser how did you end it?!".
" I ended it in Zelda's name. I didn't think he would suspect a thing.". Bowser looked stupidly at Peach while he saw fire raging in her eyes. "What beautiful fire you have in your eyes!". The camera turns away as a chainsaw is heard and blood flies everywhere.
"That'll learn ya' Bowser! Now for you Mario." She had coem closer to Mario as he back himself into a corner. He was trapped and was getting ready to get sold on Ebay.
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Quinmaster: If you have any suggestions on what should happen next. Please give them.
