This chapter is where the story starts to pick up ... sort of ... Anyway PLEASE R&R!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Lizzie McGuire and/or its cast, damned teachers, pillows, graduation disasters, blondes, wherever Lizzie's going (which I KNOW is Italy, but I was TRYING to make alike a parody or something, okay? *frowns* I don't own cheerleader friends, the Happy Song *oh darn*, any books about Rome, a car *double sigh*, the airport, a video camera, National news, graduation accidents,

CHAPTER THREE!

Lizzie is now in her room, with her head jammed into her pillow and screaming (she is SO multi-talented). How could she of ruined her graduation? It wasn't her fault though! It was those damned teachers! Well, this was the last time that they could boss her around!

"I will take over the world!" she snickered.

"What? Honey, are you getting packed for your trip to ... wherever you're going?" Lizzie's mom shouted up the stairs.

"Yes, mother ..." Lizzie sighs.

"What? Take that stupid pillow away from your face - you're SO blonde!" responded her mom, "Geez, you would die if nobody instructed you to breath at birth!"

"I said yes mother," said Lizzie, "but I am not blonde! Now, I have to call my cheerleader friends and like, call them, and like tell them I'm going to ... wherever, and like ... like ... oh great! I forgot what I was like going to say!"

"Yes well, be down in 10 minutes or I'll have to leave for ... wherever ... by myself, even though I'm not going!" shouted her mom.

Later on ...

Everyone is in the car and the McGuire family is heading off to the airport happily, singing a happy song! La la la la la, a happy, happy song! Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy...

"Cut the crap!!!" animated Lizzie yells to the narrator from underneath the book about Rome.

Anyways... Matt has a video camera ready to record anything embarrassing that Lizzie might do. Since we found out that HE was actually the one who sent the graduation video to the National news, but really, would the National news even look at an amateur taping of a little graduation accident?

Double anyways... They arrive at the airport to load the plane for ... wherever. All of Lizzie's friends are there, even her arch nemesis Gordo, and her long time secret crush, Kate!

"What are you doing here McGuire?" Gordo says snobbishly.

"Lizzie! You look soooooooo cute in that see-through – fishnet blouse!" Kate runs toward Lizzie screaming.

"When were in Italy, you can see my OTHER clothes, maybe even my birthday suit!" Lizzie responded. Kate gives Lizzie a foxy look.

"No seriously, I'll show you the $38,000 Women's Suit from Bloomingdale's, I got myself for my birthday. I bought it with the millions that I'm ripping off the producers of this show to get!