Chapter 9
Cardcaptor Sakura
All's Fair in Love and War
Elesterie
The Marriage With A Baby
After Tomoyo nearly strangled Sakura, Sakura had a look at what she wrote.
"Oops, I forgot some words. I swear I didn't mean to write 'Scrubbing Eriol'..."
"Yeah right, you think I'm going to buy that?" Tomoyo said, annoyed.
"Scout's honour, I didn't."
"You aren't even a scout."
"Who said?"
"I did."
"Whatever. No if you don't mind, I'm fixing it up..."
Sakura snatched a pen from Tomoyo, turned away quickly, fixing up her error.
"Here we go, all nice and right..." she handed Tomoyo the piece of paper and walked off towards the door of the classroom.
"Let's see..." Tomoyo said, not noticing Sakura speeding up. Tomoyo scanned to the bottom, and read:
Scrubbing Eriol BIG TIME!!
"SAKURA!!" Tomoyo yelled and saw Sakura at the classroom door, about to leave.
"er...Home Economics is over, Tomoyo...didn't you realise? I have a...er...French class after this..." and Sakura disappeared.
"SAKURA!!" and Tomoyo violently threw all her belongings in her bag and ran to the door, with her bag swung over her shoulder. She looked out, and saw Sakura hurrying up the stairs.
Tomoyo ran and hit into someone. Eriol.
She could hear laughing in the background. Sakura was having the time of her life!
Eriol was about to say something when Tomoyo cut in, "Sorry gingerbread man, but I have someone else to kill..." and Tomoyo ran off.
"FINE! Barbie-san, then, next time, let's make an appointment!" Eriol yelled.
Everyone stared at them. An appointment? Sounded like they were going out...
"Ooh, look how cute. Tomoyo and Eriol have made cute nicknames for each other!" Sakura mocked from the stairs. She was already on top of the flight of stairs.
Everyone started muttering to each other. So it was possible they were going out...
"WE HAVE NOT!" Eriol and Tomoyo yelled together.
"People, we are witnessing something called DENIAL! Apparently Eriol and Tomoyo are in the state of having living TOGETHER by The Nile," Sakura announced, from the flight of stairs.
"SAKURA!" Tomoyo yelled, "YOU ARE IN FOR IT, BIG!"
"Hahahaha..." Sakura was laughing her head off as she turned to the left to climb the next flight of stairs which lead to level 3. Apparently she was facing Tomoyo and laughing, not watching where she was going.
-BUMP-
"Hoeeee..." Sakura rubbed her head. She was on the floor, sitting on someone, the person she had hit into.
"Gomenasai..." Sakura started but never finished. One look at the chestnut hair told it all.
"HAHAHA, who's laughing now Sakura?" Tomoyo's voice rang into her ears.
"And why, may I ask, are you on top of me?"
Sakura ignored him and continued sitting on him.
"Hello? Do you know you are of the weight of an elephant?"
"Yeah, well, if I am Syaoran, and you can stand it, then you are a dinosaur."
"I AM NOT A DINOSAUR!!"
"See, you are even roaring like a dinosaur now!" Sakura pointed out.
"Stupid elephant..."
"Did I hear you say something?"
"You know, you might have planned this. We always end up on top of each other," Syaoran said, changing the topic.
"Yes. I planned all of this. I wanted to "accidentally" hit into you and fall on top of you," Sakura said sarcastically, "I've been dying to do that since the day we met. I live for you."
"What the hell?" Syaoran said, apparently not picking up Sakura's sarcasm, "you really are an elephant. Look at how clumsy you are!"
"Shut up Dinosaur."
"Ahh, look at the perfect couple. They've found pet names for each other, though elephant and dinosaur don't sound desirable at all..." Tomoyo said.
Everyone who had stopped to watch the whole incident laughed.
Sakura got off Syaoran, shook her head at him as though he were an alien from outer space and said, 'sad...just sad,' and went over Tomoyo. The girls walked off together, not even saying good bye to Eriol and Syaoran.
"Barbie san!!" Eriol howled like a wolf. Syaoran had got off the stairs, and was beside Eriol. He raised his eyebrows when Eriol said that.
"Barbie?"
Eriol gave him a look and asked, "Elephant?"
They both said together, "Don't ask."
"I can't believe that...he called me an elephant!!" Sakura exclaimed, "Am I really that fat?"
Sakura put her hands around her waist and tried to measure.
"You don't measure it that way!!" Tomoyo snapped, "Anyway, why do you care if he says your fat?"
"Oh my God, I am sooo fat..." Sakura muttered, ignoring what Tomoyo had said, "I'm sooo fat...I'm pregnant."
Tomoyo glared at her for a second, smirked and yelled, "EXTRA! EXTRA! SAKURA'S PREGNANT!!"
Everyone's attention in the corridor turned to Sakura. Even Syaoran, who was at the end of the corridor, was surprised.
"NANI?" Sakura yelled, as Tomoyo smirked.
"You even said it," Tomoyo muttered to her, "looks like I get my payback."
Everyone stared at Sakura, examining her body.
"HEY!! I said HEY!! STOP LOOKING AT ME, PEOPLE!" Sakura shrieked.
"It's only P.M.S...." Tomoyo said, patting Sakura sympathetically on the shoulder.
"I WANT MY MUMMY!!" Sakura whined.
"This is the 'craving' stage. Pregnant women will ask for weird things, and Sakura has just asked for her mother," Tomoyo informed the viewers.
"TOMOYO!!" Sakura screamed and dropped her bag. She gave Tomoyo a threatening glare, and chased after her.
"YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!"
Meanwhile, Eriol was having a joke with Syaoran.
"Wow, your groove is still on..." Eriol said jokingly to Syaoran.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY, HIIRAGIZAWA?" Syaoran threatened.
"Well, it's obvious. You are having a child with Sakura. What a wonderful moment," Eriol mocked.
"I'M WARNING YOU TO SHUT UP!!" Syaoran growled.
"Oh, Syaoran and Sakura...sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G," Eriol sang, prancing around Syaoran.
"I MEAN IT, ERIOL!!"
"First comes...LOOOOVE; second comes MAAAARIAAGE," Eriol kept on singing, apparently amused.
"LAST TIME, HIIRAGIZAWA. IF YOU SAY THAT LAST SENTENCE...YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!"
Eriol stopped for a second, and said, while putting her finger on his chin; pretending to think, "Hmm, if I say it, Syaoran will kill me. If I don't say it, I will kill me!! Well, in any case, I'll die anyways..." and Eriol shouted, "THIRD COMES THE BABY...IN THE BAAAABY CAAARIAGE!!"
"THAT'S IT. YOU'LL WISH YOU'D NEVER LIVED," Syaoran said, his fist bunched. He gave Eriol a death glare and chased after him.
"I'm starving, man. All that running in the morning is making me hungry!!" Eriol complained to Syaoran. They were making their way to the cafeteria.
"WELL, if you hadn't mentioned all that stuff, then I wouldn't have strangled you..." Syaoran growled. He had been caught by a nearby teacher and nearly got shipped off into detention.
"Well, I was only stating the facts," Eriol said in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Yeah, sure you were. Do you see me wearing a ring on my marriage finger? Do you see me and Sakura kissing? Do you see Sakura pushing around a baby carriage? Huh? HUH?" Syaoran accused.
"Hey man, chill..." Eriol grumbled.
"DO YOU SEE ME EVEN TALKING TO SAKURA? DO YOU SEE HER EVEN TALKING TO ME?" Syaoran yelled.
"Whoah, take some anotbiotics of something. You seriously have gone nuts...oh no, it's them!! It's Tomoyo...she's haunting me...she's put – she's put some kind of...DISEASE ON YOU!!" Eriol said horrified.
"What the hell?" Syaoran asked annoyed, "What's gotten into you now?"
Syaoran stepped closer to Eriol and was about to put his hands on Eriol's shoulders and shake the hell outta him, but Eriol stepped back.
"You've got a virus..." Eriol whispered frantically, "Tomoyo's got you under her spell..."
"Nani? I don't know what you've been reading these days..."
"GET AWAY FROM ME..."
"Eriol, earth to Eriol...wake up call..."
"VIRUS, DISEASE...argh, curse you Tomoyo, get these images out of my head!!" Eriol said horrifically and turned around and ran off like a maniac.
Syaoran raised his eyebrows, "Huh?" and sniffed his underpits, "No, it isn't me."
I need some advice. Should this fic be short and sweet or long and detailed? I'm siding with the short and sweet part, seeing that 2 reviewers said so...but still, I need some views from everyone! Oh yeah, and 1 person asked it to be long. Your reviews are most welcome, so send them in!
elesterie
