A/N: TigeR.eye is no longer TigeR.eye. She's shades of grey (or something
like that) now. But this isn't about her. SHE has gone off and fallen for
some random guy, leaving ME Azura Angelique (currently Bottled Emotions) in
charge of chapter 2. (some co-author...) SO, you, my fine, fine audience, get
to read a BONUS chapter by ME, (the great Azura Angelique) ^.^ don't you
feel lucky?!
~*Bottled Emotions*~
~~~AT THE CIRCUS~~~
Ron: Hello, I'd like to become a rat trainer for this fine, fine circus here!
Circus Manager Guy: Sure! That sounds great! Did you see our ad? We just lost our old rat trainer; he wanted to train elephants instead. We were looking for a new rat trainer.
Ron: yeah! Your ad inspired me to go out and do great things like this!
Circus Manager Guy: Spectacular! You can start working now! We'll work out all the fine details later!
Ron: ok!
Pig: TWEETT!!!
Ron: That's right Pig! We're gonna be in the circus!
~~~~~~~Oliver's twisted part of the plot~~~~~~~
Oliver: I think I got lost.
Peanut Butter: SQWAKK!!!
Oliver: oh stop that Peanut Butter!!
Peanut Butter: SQWAKK!!!!
Oliver: Peanut Bu—(spots a circus tent) PEANUT BUTTER!! YOU'RE BRILLIANT! I LOVE YOU! (Hugs the owl cage)
Peanut Butter: ~.~
~~~BACK AT THE CIRCUS~~~
Oliver: yes, I'd like a job here.
Circus Manager Guy: Ok! What can you do?
Oliver: I can fly on a broomstick...
Circus Manager Guy: GREAT! We'll have an EASY time finding a place for you!!!
Oliver: really? So I can still get famous for flying a broomstick??
Circus Manager Guy: Yeah! I have no idea what you mean by still but oh well..
Oliver: Peanut Butter! You're the best owl ever! (Hugs the cage again)
Peanut Butter: Squeek....
~~~TIME LAPSE (show time)~~~
Circus Announcer Loser Guy: AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEW RAT TRAINER!
Ron: (bows) thank you, thank you! You're a wonderful audience! Now, I'm going to show you what I can do with all these rats! (limp rat twitches in front of him)
Stupid girl in the audience: There's only one rat there!
Ron: (smiles flakily) That's the first thing I'm going to do! I'm going to make multiple rats appear!
Audience: yay!
Ron: (waves magic wand, makes rats multiply, makes rats do stupid tricks on circus equipment, end of show)
Audience: yay!
(Ron exits)
Circus Announcer Loser Guy: AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUR FIRST AND ONLY BROOMSTICK FLYER!!
(Oliver flies out on a broomstick)
Audience: yay!
Oliver: (waves to audience) watch me fly over all your heads!
(Audience watches him fly over all their heads, end of show)
Audience: yay! Oliver: (lands gracefully and bows) thank you, thank you! You're a wonderful audience!
Circus Announcer Loser Guy: AND THAT'S THE END OF OUR SHOW! YOU'RE A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE! PLEASE COME AGAIN AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS! GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT!!
(Audience leaves)
~~~BACKSTAGE~~~
Ron: Oliver Wood!
Oliver: Ron Weasley!
(They just kinda stare at each other stupidly for a while)
Ron: you look great!
Oliver: you too!
Ron: I didn't know you were gay.
Oliver: I didn't know you were either.
Ron: oh well, I didn't know I was gay either.
Oliver: I didn't know I was gay either.
Both: COOL!
Pig: tweet...
Peanut Butter: hoot...
Both Birds: sigh
(Ron and Oliver Hug and Kiss and stuff)
~~~END THE MADNESS HERE~~~
A/N: well, people actually reviewed, so HERE'S CHAPTER 2! (Even if it's not buy who you expected, it's still by yours truly!) ^.^ Hope you enjoyed it. Please leave a review. The button is on the bottom. I'm sure you can find it. Thank you for letting us waste your time! ~Yours Truly, Azura Angelique (Bottled Emotions)
~~~AT THE CIRCUS~~~
Ron: Hello, I'd like to become a rat trainer for this fine, fine circus here!
Circus Manager Guy: Sure! That sounds great! Did you see our ad? We just lost our old rat trainer; he wanted to train elephants instead. We were looking for a new rat trainer.
Ron: yeah! Your ad inspired me to go out and do great things like this!
Circus Manager Guy: Spectacular! You can start working now! We'll work out all the fine details later!
Ron: ok!
Pig: TWEETT!!!
Ron: That's right Pig! We're gonna be in the circus!
~~~~~~~Oliver's twisted part of the plot~~~~~~~
Oliver: I think I got lost.
Peanut Butter: SQWAKK!!!
Oliver: oh stop that Peanut Butter!!
Peanut Butter: SQWAKK!!!!
Oliver: Peanut Bu—(spots a circus tent) PEANUT BUTTER!! YOU'RE BRILLIANT! I LOVE YOU! (Hugs the owl cage)
Peanut Butter: ~.~
~~~BACK AT THE CIRCUS~~~
Oliver: yes, I'd like a job here.
Circus Manager Guy: Ok! What can you do?
Oliver: I can fly on a broomstick...
Circus Manager Guy: GREAT! We'll have an EASY time finding a place for you!!!
Oliver: really? So I can still get famous for flying a broomstick??
Circus Manager Guy: Yeah! I have no idea what you mean by still but oh well..
Oliver: Peanut Butter! You're the best owl ever! (Hugs the cage again)
Peanut Butter: Squeek....
~~~TIME LAPSE (show time)~~~
Circus Announcer Loser Guy: AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEW RAT TRAINER!
Ron: (bows) thank you, thank you! You're a wonderful audience! Now, I'm going to show you what I can do with all these rats! (limp rat twitches in front of him)
Stupid girl in the audience: There's only one rat there!
Ron: (smiles flakily) That's the first thing I'm going to do! I'm going to make multiple rats appear!
Audience: yay!
Ron: (waves magic wand, makes rats multiply, makes rats do stupid tricks on circus equipment, end of show)
Audience: yay!
(Ron exits)
Circus Announcer Loser Guy: AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUR FIRST AND ONLY BROOMSTICK FLYER!!
(Oliver flies out on a broomstick)
Audience: yay!
Oliver: (waves to audience) watch me fly over all your heads!
(Audience watches him fly over all their heads, end of show)
Audience: yay! Oliver: (lands gracefully and bows) thank you, thank you! You're a wonderful audience!
Circus Announcer Loser Guy: AND THAT'S THE END OF OUR SHOW! YOU'RE A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE! PLEASE COME AGAIN AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS! GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT!!
(Audience leaves)
~~~BACKSTAGE~~~
Ron: Oliver Wood!
Oliver: Ron Weasley!
(They just kinda stare at each other stupidly for a while)
Ron: you look great!
Oliver: you too!
Ron: I didn't know you were gay.
Oliver: I didn't know you were either.
Ron: oh well, I didn't know I was gay either.
Oliver: I didn't know I was gay either.
Both: COOL!
Pig: tweet...
Peanut Butter: hoot...
Both Birds: sigh
(Ron and Oliver Hug and Kiss and stuff)
~~~END THE MADNESS HERE~~~
A/N: well, people actually reviewed, so HERE'S CHAPTER 2! (Even if it's not buy who you expected, it's still by yours truly!) ^.^ Hope you enjoyed it. Please leave a review. The button is on the bottom. I'm sure you can find it. Thank you for letting us waste your time! ~Yours Truly, Azura Angelique (Bottled Emotions)
