C H A P T E R 5!!

~ Mizu's sis: nope, she don't own it. does she look like she owns anything? *empties her pockets...which have nothing in them....* see? Mizu has a big huge NADDA to give ya if ya sue her!

Mizu: today we're doin somethin differnt.

Sano: differnt?

Mizu: YES!

Sano: -.- you need to work on your english.

Mizu: you worry about that as soon as you pay off your debts, Mister "Just put it on my tab and I'll pay for it later!"

Sano: *cringes* ok, ok, fine you win. just stop mentioning that!

Mizu: okies! I learned something today...that Pringles go -CRUNCHY CRUNCH- when you eat them! ^.^ isn't that right, Sou-chan?

Soujiro: *thinking--when the hell do I get out of here? I'll just do that smiley thing..* so when do I get to leave? *serious face*

Misao: NEVER! bwahahahaha!

Aoshi: -.-Zzz

Misao: *walks up to Aoshi and puts her face right by his ear* ok...AOSHI- SAMA YOU BETTER GET UP RIGHT NOW AND GO GET ME A CHEESEBURGER OR ELSE!!! NOOOWWWWWW!!!

Aoshi: O.0 *dazed and confused* yes weasel girl, whatever you say...

Misao: I'M NOT A WEASEL!!

everyone but her and Mizu: YES you are!

Mizu: but you're OUR Weasel girl, and our FAVOREET Weaselgirl! *hugs her*

Misao: ack! can't...breath! ....need air...for lungs!

Battousai: hahaha! you're being choked to death!hahaha!

Kaoru: *whacks him* be nice!

Kenshin: waah! she doesn't love me! she loves my other me! *realizes* wait! he is me, she loves my other me , so Kaoru-dono loves me!!! yyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!

Aoshi: *returns with a cheeseburger and a chocolate shake*

Mizu: thankies! *smiles happily and takes a drink of it*

Yahiko: why did he bring a shake back?

Mizu: cuz. *looks at him* I got into his mind, scary place, anyways--and told him to. And here is the yummy fluid I love and cherish!

Soujiro: *slinks away*

Mizu: oh no-no-no you don't! you are NOT leaving, Seta! *grabs him by the neck of his shirt and duck tapes him to the wall*

Soujiro: *winces at the use of his last name* I said you couldn't call me Seta! I agreed to Sou-chan, but NOT Seta! now stop before I behead you with a french frie!

Mizu: haha, how will you do that all tied up, or should I say, 'taped'?

Sano: Missy Jr has a good point there.

Kaoru and Mizu (in unison): WHAT!?

Kaoru: you mean she stole my name? you GAVE her my name? that's perposterous!

Mizu: I am NOT a Missy Jr! never WAS and never will BE! so STOP calling ME THAT!

Sano: *cowers in a corner* ok ok I won't! you win!

Mizu: *stands with one foot on his head* ha! *victory signs* I WINNN! oh yeah, I'm cool, give it up all of you, YOU CAN'T OVERPOWER MY COOLNESS! hahaha! :D

all: (O.o) ((this is my best friend, Charlene,'s emoticon. NO USEY!))

Kenshin: Mizu-dono, do you honestly think that will work, do you?

Mizu: nooo, no I don't. which is why if the readers use it, I will know and I will find them and pour kereosene down their throats and set fire to them! accually I just will leave a nasty review on their fanfics! accually, I won't do anything, but they don't know that.

Yahiko: they do if they're reading!

Aoshi: which I'm sure even--

Sano: an illiterate monkey like you can do! SO read the sign on the door ((what door? one that I put there for lack of better place...and so that this line would fit)) that says "no Yahiko's!"

Aoshi: you interupted me-prepare to DIE!!ha ha ha!

Mizu: o.oU uuuuhhhhhhh ok umm...no fighting!

Sano and Aoshi: *look at each other, then turn on Mizu and grin maniacly.*

Misao: no Aoshi!

Mizu: *is tied up and thrown in...a cereal box? an unexpected twist....*

Battousai: as much as I hate all of you and wish you would burn in the firery pits of hell, I'm going to end this chapter before a catfight starts between The Idiots and The Author.

all: cya!

Mizu: *from the cereal box* bye! c-ya! byeness!

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A/N: sorry, just ate a medium chocolate shake, a double plain cheeseburger, and a small fries from Burger King. so uh...that explains nothin. *sighs* oh well. srry if it's short or long or WHAT ever, sorry I haven't updated since forever. don't kill me, flame me in a review if you must, but don't kill me.