Mizu: sorry for not updating alot. What're you talking about? Of COURSE I own Rurouni Kenshin. It's true, yup I bought it on ebay for $6600! See the official-looking document certificate thingy I got in the mail for it that I have?

Sano: that's a sueing notice.

Mizu: oh yeah. ^.^ o.o! Wait, it's not! noooo! *gets dragged away by FBI, CIA, and STSOY (Sueing The Shit Outta You) agents and men in white coats. now has on an uncomfy straight-jacket, handcuffs, and a muzzle* MMPH RRNG!

Sano: Good riddance!

Yahiko:: haha, yeah! *high-fives Sano*

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"That was so fun! Thanks, Megumi!"

"Oh hello Miss Kaoru. Where were you earlier today?"

"Oh, Takuni and I went to the Akabeko. We had lunch and then gambled with Sano's friends. Your little girlfriend won 19,000 yen!"

"Yah we played umm...poker!, and I won!"

"Oro? Very good Miss Kaoru!"

"Thanks, Kenshin. Bye, Megumi! See ya t'morrow!"

"See you Kaoru, Kenshin."

She waved and walked off as Kenshin and his 'little girlfriend' went inside.

"Well, Kenshin, I'm gonna go put this with the rest of my hidden savings so that Sano and Yahiko don't get into it."

"Ok I will make supper, that I will."

As Kenshin was cutting the vegetablesfor tempura, Sano walked in and sat down near the table waiting for him to say anything. 'Perfect', thought Kenshin. 'I was just hoping the person I need to talk to would walk in, that I was. And now Sanosuke is here.'

"Sano? Can I talk to you?" he asked, still cutting the vegetables and fish.

"Sure, Kenshin, what's up?"

"I need some help with..something."

"Ok, but I'm not into cooking, cleaning, or any chores."

"Ah, not in those areas, it is not."

"So whadya need, buddy?"

"How do you get a person to notice you?"

"Talk to them."

"A girl?"

"A certain Jou-chan? Try talking to her."

He blushed. "B-but Sessha c-can't just-"

"Kenshin, when are you gonna learn?"

"Oro?"

Sano rolled his eyes and stood, helping Kenshin bandage a cut on his finger he'd just caused himself to recieve.

"Listen, Kenshin. You're gonna have to make the first move. Jou-chan loves you, everyone but you KNOWS she does, but she's just too scared to do and shy to tell you about it."

"M-miss Kaoru d-doesn't love me, Sano." Kenshin straightened himself out. "Sessha doesn't deserve her. She should be with someone who does, that she should."

"So WHAT ? You're not good enough for her now? Because she's never been almost killed in a battle? Can't cook very well? Never bloodied her hands with that of a dead man, woman, or child? Been asked out? Had sexwith a guy? What is it Kenshin, come on and tell me. I've been positively DYING to know! Don't be trying to pull that shit with me, I know you want her, I KNOW you love her I KNOW YOU DO! Now would you just hurry up and go get your woman already instead of making us all suffer?

Sano stalked out of the kitchen, leaving a very strange-feeling Kenshin behind him.

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