A/N: hello again!!! I lied. Twice.I got bored, and decided to write again, and this is another Tsubame dies thing, not the choir thing I told you guys who have read this about. Don't ask why, I just hate Tsubame. Maybe because she needs Yahiko to help her with EVERYTHING. Well, basically everything. And she always calls him "little" Yahiko. What's up with that? Well, anyway, here's the second installment of DON"T DO STUPID THINGS. Yay!!!

Disclaimer: Do you think a kid like me could possibly ever own Rurouni Kenshin, Siye, Mentos, Right Aid, OR, wait, that's it…

You do?

Oh, well, then. Just to let you know, I don't, so you don't have to sue me!! Yay!!

Stupid act numero knee: yet again, Tsubame dies…

My name is Tsubame. I am 18, going on 19. I work at the Akabeko for a living. I've worked there for the past six to seven years, so it's basically become my home (don't worry, I don't live here…), and everyone who works here is my family. Except Siye. She's not. Because she took Yahiko away from me.

Can you believe it? He chose that goody- goody two- shoes over me, who, in my opinion, is MUCH prettier. CRUP!! Bad thoughts… bad thoughts… Sure, they both have stuff in common, like they both don't have parents, they both know the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu… or style? I could never get that part. They both like sword fighting, they both like to do dangerous stuff, but not too dangerous. But there were a couple of years where it was just Yahiko and me, the best years of my life. Then she came, and ruined it all, like I said.

So, for the past couple of weeks, I've been practicing swordsman ship, and have gotten pretty good if I do say so my self. See, my whole plan is to get good at swordsmanship, and battle Siye for Yahiko, and hopefully beat her to a bloody pulp. Of coarse, it's wooden swords, because I can't hold a real sword and fight. It's too heavy. But, anyway, when I beat Siye, Yahiko is going to come up to me, and say, 'Oh, Tsubame! I just realized that, she's not the one I truly love! You're the one! You're the I have always truly loved!' then give me a big smackeroo right on the lips, then ask me to marry him. And then-

"TSUBAME!!!"

Aughhhhh!!! Who are you?!

"I AM THE AUTHERESS."

Oh.

"YEAAHHH… ANYWAYS, HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD TO CONJURE THIS PLAN UP?"

Oh, about as long as Siye's been here and dating Yahiko.

"O.O I HAVE…TO…GO…YEAH, THAT'S IT…"

O.K! Bye!

O.K… that was interesting…Anyway, I think I have been practicing long enough, plus I cant wait to beat her to a bloody pulp, so tomorrow, I'm marching straight to her house, and challenging her!!

NEXT DAY

Like I said, I'm marching to her house right now, as I think this, with wooden sword in the left hand, and some Mentos in the other left hand…er, right hand. Oh, and what a coinkeedink! There's Siye, right there, going into the…Rite Aid Drug Store…Wonder why…Well, that's not my problem! It's hers! I'm serious! It is! If it was my business, then I'd be the one walking in, not her, or I'd at least pester her about it until she told me her problem.

Which is exactly what I did. " Heeeeyyyy, Siye-chan. Whatcha doin'?" I asked, real slyly, I think. "Oh, Tsubame, I didn't expect to see you. Here. At this moment." She replied, sounding really nervous. " I was just… uh… just… getting… some… diet pills! That's it, diet pills." "Oh, o.k." I think she was telling the truth. She had been coming to the Akabeko for some soup a lot lately, and was probably putting on some weight. Just then a little girl walked by.

"Heeeeyyyy…When's the baby due?" the little girl asked innocently. Everyone's eyes widened. "I'm so sorry, miss. She doesn't know the difference." The mother went on to explain. "Yes I do." The little girl shot back. "Eheheh… that's ok," Siye said as she knelt down, "What's your name, little girl?" "Shelley." The little girl said, shyly. "Well, Shelley, her, have this." Siye said, handing her a piece of chocolate. "What do you say?" the mother insisted. "Can I have it now?" the little girl asked, as they walked away. (Yeah, I know, that whole part was pointless, but … I'm weird, so I had to.)

…Interesting. Anyway, after that, I finally asked Siye, "Can I have some chocolate?" She gave me some, then while I was eating it, I said, "I chahllenge ew sew a fight sew ah dess." "What?"…Gulp…"I challenge you to a fight to the death." I answered, licking my fingers off. "Uh, ooh…Kay…" she said, as we into position. "Why?" she said, suddenly. "Welllll, you took Yahiko away. So, the circumstances to this fight: whoever wins gets Yahiko." Siye glared and replied "You're on." In a really cold voice, I might add. You know, the type of cold voice that sends chills down your back.

The next thing I knew, I was charging at her (A/N: just to tell you, Siye conveniently had a wooden sword with her, cause, everyone just seems to conveniently have what they need exactly with them.), when she suddenly disappeared, and out of nowhere, something hit my back, really hard, and continued to hit me in that fashion, till I was the bloody pulp. And that's all I remember. After that, I remember seeing a bright light, then, everything turned red. And I also noticed it was reaaallly hot there. And everyone had red horns and red tails with a point at the end.

Well, that's my story. I have to go dig in the ground until I sweat blood. Adios! Guatemala! Bye!

A/N: crud, another whole lotta space left. Anyhoo that's the second chapter, hope y'all liked it! Oh, yea . THANKIES TO: Siye-chan, who was the first person to review my story. Umm… that's pretty much it. I have no idea on what to do for the next chapter, so, if the people who do actually read this have any ideas, ANYTHING, doesn't necessarily have to be Tsubame dies, or Kenshin for that matter, anything, it would be greatly appreciated. Until next time, whenever that might be, konichiwa! BYYYYYYEEEEEEE! O, and remember; DON'T DO STUPID THINGS.