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Val: LA-DEE-DAH the next extremely pointless chapter of SEMIGOTH's Quest To Save SUPERGOTH is finally alive and well!
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The Granny was up on a fifty-story building looking down from the window in a way that strangely resembled old man Morgan on The Ring. "Come and save me, oh great SUPERGOTH!"
SUPERGOTH, being the mischievous little wart he is, clambered up to the top of the building, his big black cape flowing behind him. He looked down at the wide expanse of Konoha and it blurred a little, cuz that's what it ALWAYS does on cartoons. Yup.
The Granny reached out her quivering wrinkled hand to SUPERGOTH. "Heeeelp meeeeeee....." she squeaked in a very convincing helpless-person voice.
SUPERGOTH reached out too, and grasped the old granny's hand tightly in his own. "I'VE GOT YOU MY LOVE!" he yelled. But then, something interesting happened.
Instead of the old Granny fainting dramatically with a Dorothy-like sigh escaping her lips, she squeezed SUPERGOTH's hand a little bit tighter and an evil smirk covered her face. No, not her whole face. If her eyes and nose were replaced by a smirk it would be scary. So, she smirked a huge evil smirk and suddenly her creaky old-Granny voice DISAPPEARED, and in its place was a deep freakish James Earl Jones voice. Complete with Darth Vader breathing noises. "You are mine now!" bellowed Granny.
SUPERGOTH screamed high-pitchedly like a girl and for some reason allowed himself to be dragged up into the Granny's window she was dangling him from. "Gwahahaha!" bellowed Granny and she hoisted him under her armpit so he couldn't escape and then....WHOOSH! Jumped off the window and glided with her gliding powers all the way to Mount Rushmore. The whole trip SUPERGOTH was trying to ignore the fact that bushy Granny armpit hair was smothering him the entire time. SUPERGOTH has been kidnapped!
MEANWHILE.....
Uchiha Sasuke sat there in the grass, munching contentedly on his bratwurst. No, it's not an Uchiha-bratwurst. It's just a normal bratwurst. Duh. The whole Uchiha family has something for bratwursts, ne?
"Up." Kakashi said monotonously. "Down." He was making Sakura and Naruto do push-ups. Sasuke SHOULD have been doing them, but since you just know Kakashi favors Sasuke SO much, he isn't making him do them. "Up. Down."
Sakura just about collapsed on the ground with a Dorothy-like sigh. "I'm *pant* tired, *pant* Kakashi-*pant*sensei..." Suddenly some black kid in a wheelchair named Stevey appeared and attacked Sakura with his super-cripple powers. "That'll teach *pant* you to *pant* mock me!" he said as he used his wheelchair to fly up overhead and do the E.T thing of flying in front of the moon, but since it was broad daylight, he only succeeded in flying up and scorching himself then falling to the ground screaming like Boba Fett does when he gets eaten. My, my, so many celebrities die.
Naruto stopped doing push-ups just for a SPLIT-SECOND, so he could see Stevey do the Icarus-thing, but NO, Kakashi saw him and screamed in a high- pitched valleygirl voice, "YOU STOPPED NARUTO! I LIKE, DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD!" Just for effect, he tried to flip his hair, but it didn't work cuz of his freak hairstyle, so he just ended up fwacking a certain Sasuke in the face.
The blow from Kakashi's hair was so powerful it just HAD to hit Sasuke in slow-motion. So it did. And Sasuke yelled. But it's more of an exaggerated EXTREMELY-deep moan since this is slow-mo. Blood splurted forth from his forehead, even though his forehead didn't get hit. And Sasuke hurtled backwards until suddenly slow-motion became SOOO RETRO and died. Meaning Sasuke hurtled backward at normal speed. Then he crashed into a tree.
Sasuke slowly got up, about to yell at Kakashi for being such a damned valley girl, but instead something up in the sky caught his eye. It was an old Granny flying through the air, breathing like Darth Vader, with a man in blood-red boxers and a black cape under her armpit. But that was no ordinary man in blood-red boxers and a black cape; that was Uchiha Itachi! The one that Sasuke has vowed to kill!
"He's.....being kidnapped!" Sasuke thought out loud. "How can I kill him if he gets killed by a Granny first?!" Sasuke looked frantically about, whilst Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura sat there with idiotic expressions on their already-dopey-enough faces. "I guess I'll have to save Itachi just so I can kill him afterwards!"
And with that, Sasuke started his journey. He abandoned his fellow ninja and began his quest across the world to save Itachi.
~~EPISODE PREVIEW~~~
*dun dun dun dun HUH*
Naruto: Sasuke has begun his adventure! What happens now?!
Sasuke: I kill whatever comes in my way.
Naruto: And what if it's me, huh?
Sasuke: I'll kill you.
Naruto: Naah, you wouldn't do that, you know you love me.
Sasuke: .....
SasuNaru yaoi fans around the universe: *giggle insanely* KAWAII!
Naruto: JIKAI! The Episode That Has No Name Because The Author Has No Idea What She Will Write About!
Yaoi fans: *give out a Dorothy-like sigh*
Val: LA-DEE-DAH the next extremely pointless chapter of SEMIGOTH's Quest To Save SUPERGOTH is finally alive and well!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The Granny was up on a fifty-story building looking down from the window in a way that strangely resembled old man Morgan on The Ring. "Come and save me, oh great SUPERGOTH!"
SUPERGOTH, being the mischievous little wart he is, clambered up to the top of the building, his big black cape flowing behind him. He looked down at the wide expanse of Konoha and it blurred a little, cuz that's what it ALWAYS does on cartoons. Yup.
The Granny reached out her quivering wrinkled hand to SUPERGOTH. "Heeeelp meeeeeee....." she squeaked in a very convincing helpless-person voice.
SUPERGOTH reached out too, and grasped the old granny's hand tightly in his own. "I'VE GOT YOU MY LOVE!" he yelled. But then, something interesting happened.
Instead of the old Granny fainting dramatically with a Dorothy-like sigh escaping her lips, she squeezed SUPERGOTH's hand a little bit tighter and an evil smirk covered her face. No, not her whole face. If her eyes and nose were replaced by a smirk it would be scary. So, she smirked a huge evil smirk and suddenly her creaky old-Granny voice DISAPPEARED, and in its place was a deep freakish James Earl Jones voice. Complete with Darth Vader breathing noises. "You are mine now!" bellowed Granny.
SUPERGOTH screamed high-pitchedly like a girl and for some reason allowed himself to be dragged up into the Granny's window she was dangling him from. "Gwahahaha!" bellowed Granny and she hoisted him under her armpit so he couldn't escape and then....WHOOSH! Jumped off the window and glided with her gliding powers all the way to Mount Rushmore. The whole trip SUPERGOTH was trying to ignore the fact that bushy Granny armpit hair was smothering him the entire time. SUPERGOTH has been kidnapped!
MEANWHILE.....
Uchiha Sasuke sat there in the grass, munching contentedly on his bratwurst. No, it's not an Uchiha-bratwurst. It's just a normal bratwurst. Duh. The whole Uchiha family has something for bratwursts, ne?
"Up." Kakashi said monotonously. "Down." He was making Sakura and Naruto do push-ups. Sasuke SHOULD have been doing them, but since you just know Kakashi favors Sasuke SO much, he isn't making him do them. "Up. Down."
Sakura just about collapsed on the ground with a Dorothy-like sigh. "I'm *pant* tired, *pant* Kakashi-*pant*sensei..." Suddenly some black kid in a wheelchair named Stevey appeared and attacked Sakura with his super-cripple powers. "That'll teach *pant* you to *pant* mock me!" he said as he used his wheelchair to fly up overhead and do the E.T thing of flying in front of the moon, but since it was broad daylight, he only succeeded in flying up and scorching himself then falling to the ground screaming like Boba Fett does when he gets eaten. My, my, so many celebrities die.
Naruto stopped doing push-ups just for a SPLIT-SECOND, so he could see Stevey do the Icarus-thing, but NO, Kakashi saw him and screamed in a high- pitched valleygirl voice, "YOU STOPPED NARUTO! I LIKE, DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD!" Just for effect, he tried to flip his hair, but it didn't work cuz of his freak hairstyle, so he just ended up fwacking a certain Sasuke in the face.
The blow from Kakashi's hair was so powerful it just HAD to hit Sasuke in slow-motion. So it did. And Sasuke yelled. But it's more of an exaggerated EXTREMELY-deep moan since this is slow-mo. Blood splurted forth from his forehead, even though his forehead didn't get hit. And Sasuke hurtled backwards until suddenly slow-motion became SOOO RETRO and died. Meaning Sasuke hurtled backward at normal speed. Then he crashed into a tree.
Sasuke slowly got up, about to yell at Kakashi for being such a damned valley girl, but instead something up in the sky caught his eye. It was an old Granny flying through the air, breathing like Darth Vader, with a man in blood-red boxers and a black cape under her armpit. But that was no ordinary man in blood-red boxers and a black cape; that was Uchiha Itachi! The one that Sasuke has vowed to kill!
"He's.....being kidnapped!" Sasuke thought out loud. "How can I kill him if he gets killed by a Granny first?!" Sasuke looked frantically about, whilst Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura sat there with idiotic expressions on their already-dopey-enough faces. "I guess I'll have to save Itachi just so I can kill him afterwards!"
And with that, Sasuke started his journey. He abandoned his fellow ninja and began his quest across the world to save Itachi.
~~EPISODE PREVIEW~~~
*dun dun dun dun HUH*
Naruto: Sasuke has begun his adventure! What happens now?!
Sasuke: I kill whatever comes in my way.
Naruto: And what if it's me, huh?
Sasuke: I'll kill you.
Naruto: Naah, you wouldn't do that, you know you love me.
Sasuke: .....
SasuNaru yaoi fans around the universe: *giggle insanely* KAWAII!
Naruto: JIKAI! The Episode That Has No Name Because The Author Has No Idea What She Will Write About!
Yaoi fans: *give out a Dorothy-like sigh*
