A/N: YO AGAIN ALL MY FAITHFUL READERS WHICH IS ONLY SIYE-CHAN AS FAR AS I KNOW! THANKIES FOR REVIEWING ME STORY! U R THE ONLY REVIEWER! IF PEOPLE WOULD JUST READ THIS, THEY'D FIND OUT THIS IS A REALLY FUNNY STORY, EVEN IF YOU LIKE TSUBAME!! THIS CHAPPIE, HOWEVER, IS ABOUT SANO AN MEGUMI, A LITTLE GET TOGETHER IN A FUNNY LITTLE WAY. WELL TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS, READ ON. ^_^! ENJOY!!
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Stupid act numero Sun (Chinese): Sumtin' about Sano and Megumi
And…action!
Once upon a time, there was a guy, tall, had spiked up brown hair, and liked to get into fist fights all the time, and there was a gal, normal height for her age, long, black hair, and liked doing her job best: being a doctor. Since Sano got into fist fights a lot, you could suspect that he had to go see her a lot to get his injuries taken care of, so you could also suspect that they had gotten to be pretty good friends.
One day, he came in to get one of his injuries checked up on, and invited her to Yahiko-Chan's::HEY!:: birthday party! He was turning uh, 13, how about. "Who's going?" the pale looking girl asked (she should go tan some more, I'm not kidding).
"Uh, Yahiko,"
"No duh,"
" Kaoru,"
"Stupid Raccoon Girl!"
"Tsubame,"
"…Why may I ask?"
"Suzume,"
"He better have,"
"Ayame (?),"
"Good, good,"
"Kenshin, and-"
"I'LL GO!" She yelled all to loudly, cause a patient in the other room said, "Mommy! Duck and cover! A giant's coming!" "Kay, well, anyway, it's at the dojo, tomorrow at…high nooooooon…" Sanosuke said as a tumbleweed strolled by. "How'd that get in here?" Megumi asked. "Sorry!" some teenager with a voice like that kid in Simpson's Road Rage who needs to go to the Kookie Mart to get some zit cream, really geeky. "Well, anyway, I've gotta go stock up on the junk Yahiko want's. See ya!" Sano said, heading out the door. "Not so fast! You're not getting out of your shots that easily!" Megumi said, starting to pull out something from her bag. "Huh? What shots?" "THESE ONES!" Megumi said, looking maniacal. She had pulled out a huge machine gun (yes, somehow, she fit it in her bag thing.). Suddenly, loud shots and screams could be heard inside the fox ladies office, and soon, a guy came running out yelling, "AHHHH! SHE'S GONE CRAZY!! WHY DID THE COW MUTANT WRITE THIS PART IT'S TOTTALLY POIINTLESS!!" Yes, it is pointless, that's why the cow mutant put it in.
NEXT DAY, HIGH NOOOOOOON, THE DOJO
"Yay! Everyone came!! Dodeda day!" Yahiko exclaimed, very excited. "I bought everything you wanted: salt water taffy, the wall street journal, balloons, all that stuff to make paper mache`, sake…" "Sano, you bought that for yourself." Kaoru pointed out. "I did? Wow, I must have been caught up in the excitement of shopping…whoo- hoo, shopping…" Sano said, sarcastically. "Did you buy the stuff I need to make the cake (did they have cakes back then? In my world they did, so NYAHHH!)?" Kaoru asked, as everyone's eyes widened, which you probably guessed by now out of fear of dying. "Miss…Miss Kaoru's cooking the…cake?" Kenshin asked, but paying dearly for it, cause Miss Kaoru snuck up behind him and hit him in the head with a metal thing (use your imagination) right on top of his head, giving him a really large bump. "Kaoru, are you trying to KILL me on my BIRTHDAY or something?!" Yahiko yelled, but he, too, paid the price for saying that (again, use your imagination,). "Sir Ken!" Megumi said worriedly as she ran up to aid him. "Stupid Raccoon Girl! Why'd you hit him?!" "I didn't mean to hit him THAT hard!" Thus, the party had started.
Sano, while Kaoru and Megumi were fighting, had drunk sake, because that's what he does at parties. "Sano, don't drink anymore, you're killing your brain cells, and that's your 10th glass." Megumi stated. "Why would you care?" Sano asked, picking his nose with his pinky! Yay! "Well, I'm a doctor, so I should care!" "This is MY life, so whatever goes on in MY life, should be MY concern, not YOURS!!" And so, turning all her attention to Sano, Kaoru had time to sneak away to help Kenshin, even though he did not need help, cause he was already better. Thus, the fight betwixt Sano and Megumi continued on for a really long time, long enough that Kaoru (Kenshin helped, just to make sure it wasn't poisonous) had finished the cake, everyone had finished eating it, Yahiko opened all his presents, they played pin- tail- on- the- donkey 10 times, and they all went home to go to bed, or stayed at the dojo cause that was their home, thus, there bed was there.
So, on went the fight over a pointless subject. 'I need to shut her up! This is getting so annoying!! GRRRR! Ooh! I know!' Sano thought. And with that, he grabbed her by her shoulders and KISSED her. Yep, I'm not lying, he K-I-S-S-E-D her. Do you need me to spell it out for you? H-E K-I-S-S-E-D H-E-R. that's all there is to it. Right smack on the lips. And then he stopped. Cause everything comes to an end. Except, SMORSEL, THE GIGGLEE PUPPET! She never ends. And Smeagle. But that's it.
"So did that shut you up?"
A/N: Was that good? PLEASE TELL ME!! Anyhoo, if that sounded just like it was put together as I went along, it's because I did, cause all's I had for this chapter was that it was something about Megumi and Sanosuke, cause I thought 'hey, I should do the third chapter about Sano and Megumi' and thus, a Sano and Megumi story chapter thing was born. Anyway, until next time, don't do stupid things. AJOS!
