A/N: Yo. Sorry I did not get this chapter posted sooner, with school and stuff going on. Shish, I'm tired. O well. This chapter is once again about Tsubame, but a few of her 'friends' join in also. And her boyfrend comes in, too, maybe. If I decide to. And I spelled boyfriend wrong. Tells you how good a writer I am. Its called gingivitis. No its not but I like to think so cuz I'm at the tired point of where I'm hyper. Yea, well, u doesn't want to hear my babbling. On w/ the.

DISCLAIMER!! Yay!!:
Judge: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Me: yea..
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Me: yea
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Me: I was joking? Please don't sue me!!!

Chapter four (English) (right??) : Hm. I wonder what the future will be like.

It was a quiet autumn day, and, like usual, Kenshin was doing the laundry. Kaoru was attempting to cook gooey brownies, but was failing horribly, and Sano. he was trying to find sake, part of a game he made up called find the sake, but he was loosing horribly. Yahiko was doing stuff with Siye, mainly K-I-S-S-I-N-G, but you didn't hear it from me. Megumi was there, drooling over Kenshin, mostly (her excuse for coming was that she was watching Suzume and Ayanmi). And, not to forget, Tsubame (yes, quiet Tsubame was there), was there, so she could try and steal Yahiko away from Siye, but was failing at that, like most other things, like talking loud enough to hear.

"Aahhh. The laundry smells minty fresh that it does. Wait-" Kenshin said, talking to himself. "Gllllloooooorrrrrggggggiiiiiitttttthhhhhh." Megumi drooled, as Kenshin puzzled over the fact that the laundry smelled minty fresh and not autumn fresh. There was silence, except for Kenshin's muttering to himself and the occasional 'ah crud! I don't have [ingredient name]! O well, guess I'll have to use [ingredient name that doesn't usually go in brownies].' That silence was disrupted by Tsubame, when she asked, "Hey Megumi, do you know where Yahiko is?" of course, Megumi replied, "Ya know, if I get married to Kenshin, then I'll be known as auntie Megumi!" Tsubame figured it pointless to stick around there any longer, and went to ask Kenshin. "I think he's over by the fountain that a girl named Smorsel kindly gave to us for this purpose, that I do." "Thanks!" And with that, she went to find the fountain 'Smorsel so kindly gave them for this purpose'.

She didn't get very far, for a bright shining light interrupted her. Curious as to what it was, Tsubame slowly headed towards the light, both mesmerized and.some other feeling. Thinking, no no no, let me rephrase that. Being as stupid as she was, she steadily put her hand up to it and touched it. She felt a slight ting! but that was it. So, she went on to find the fountain 'Smorsel so kindly gave them for this purpose'. That was when she realized all the loud noise around her. She opened her eyes, and nearly fainted.

Sitting right in front of her, a huge sky scrapper touched the sky, overwhelming her and making her feel like an ant in comparison. To the side, there were cars going 60-ish miles an hour, and polluting the sky with their fumee stuff. She had to cover her ears because of the loud noise, both from the cars and from the boat on the other side of her. "Wh- where am I?!" she asked frightened (A/N: ah, what a beautiful thing to hear.)

(WARNING! Lame attempt for slang coming up.)"Yo in Manhattan, G dawg." Some guy said walking past. "AHH! What? Manhattan? Whats this Manhattan you speak of? I LIVE IN TOKYO!!" Tsubame yelled, yes, quiet, little Tsubame actually talked loud enough to hear. "I live in Tokyo, with my dear sweet Yahiko WHO WILL LEARN TO LOVE ME and I work at the Akabeko.right?! AAHHH! MAYBE I WAS IN A COMA! No, because I'm wearing the same clothes I put on this morning." Tsubame went on, talking to herself.

** Somewhere in Feudal Japan **

It was a quiet autumn day, and, like usual, Kikyo was devising a way to kill Inu Yasha. So far, it involved a parachute, a knife, a plane, and some Gatorade (which she doesn't really know where that came from.), and is too complicated for me to describe it. Suddenly, out of the blue, she decided she needed to take a walk so she could get rid of some of that 'unsightly' weight that isn't really there. So, she went for a walk.

And she was walking...

And she was walking more.

And some more walking she did..

Until she came to a clearing with none other than .

"INU YASHA THAT DECIVING CREEP!!" Kikyo noticed with.ehm. enthusiasm. A little too much enthusiasm. Everyone there turned their head. 'EEP! Gotta keep quiet, so I can put my plan into action!!' Kikyo thought. So, off she went to put her plan into action.
But before she could get everything in place, she noticed a bright light. She just couldn't ignore it, it was so..mesmerizing. It bothered her so much, she went and touched it. Time seemed to freeze right there and then. Kikyo was surrounded by a current of shiny lights going all around her. And then.

It stopped.

Thinking it was all just déjà vu, she kept on going with her plan, starting to hook the fish to the tree. But it never seemed to attach to the tree. She then noticed all loud noise around her. Or, at least, louder than where she just was. Not to mention all the tall buildings and people in dark, different looking suits than what she usually sees in her time. "DAH! WHERE THE HECK AM I?!"

"Yo in Manhattan G dawg! Man, people don't know their.geology.." The same guy that walked past Tsubame said. "Hm, never heard of it.it shouldn't be that far from where I usually live." Kikyo started to walk around to see if she could figure out where this 'Manhattan G dawg' is. She started to cross the street and a car was heading straight for her (ME: YES!!!)! But, ~cough cough~ UN ~cough cough~ fortunately, the car screeched to a stop right before it hit her. This got her mad, so she used one of her sacred arrows on the car, which damaged the car badly. This got the driver mad, so he started cussing. And.she got tired of this so she went on with her search of where 'Manhattan' was.

**Somewhere in the middle of where Tsubame and Kikyo magically appeared MORNING TIME**

It was a quiet autumn day, and, like usual, Keiko was thinking about Yusuke and his NEW girlfriend, Shells. Shells was a girl Yusuke met on the internet while in a chat room. He had called their wedding off because of her (ME: aww, sorry to hear that ~sneeze~ not!)! So, as any person would be, Keiko was mad. She instantly hated Shells for taking HER Yusuke away. I mean, Keiko was MUCH more prettier and smarter, right? To her, Shells paled in comparison. (A/N: Shells, remember: this is from Keiko's P.O.V., not mine!!! I think your gr8!) But, who cares? They're in Manhattan! Shells doesn't live near Manhattan.

"Hey Keiko! Guess whose visiting Manhattan!" Yusuke said, barging through the door. "Ehm.your little short friend?" Keiko took a guess, hoping it wasn't who she thought it was. "Nah, he hates people. Its Shells! She's visiting Manhattan for no apparent reason from Oregon!" He said. Keiko wished she had a knife in hand, to stab Shells with. She decided against it, though, because Yusuke would DEFINANTILY hate her if he didn't already. "Oh, great." she replied exasperated. "What brings you to Manhattan?" Keiko asked, trying to start a conversation. "I don't know. My parents didn't tell me we were coming till the night before." Shells responded, putting up with Keiko's questions. Then it was quiet, except Yusuke's whistling. "Yea...So...I'm going to take a morning walk. You know, to wake me up." Keiko said, scurrying out the door. "But its 12: 2-" "I SAID I WAS GOING FOR A WALK!" And with that, she left.

~*~

Tsubame was walking along the road like a good little girl (that she's not!!), when she noticed a person in a nice looking convertible saying a long string of cusses, and another person standing there with arrows in her hand, looking as if she weren't interested. She was really interested in this, and took a seat on the side of the road and watched. After a while, the person with the arrows started to walk away to where Tsubame was sitting. She took the chance of asking this person where exactly 'Manhattan' is.though she doubted that she'd know, judging by the clothes she was wearing. But she did anyway.

"Excuse me, but you don't happen to know where we are by chance, do you?" Tsubame asked, taking a huge leap just to talk to this stranger. "Excuse me? Could you repeat that, I couldn't hear you." Kikyo asked, a little annoyed. Tsubame cooperated, though annoyed at the comment, but didn't want to get hurt. I mean (g, I say that alot.), look at her! Her evil look, her pale skin, her arrows."Oh, I just asked if you would know where we were." She said, louder than before. "Ooh, no, I don't even know where this is.one minute I was setting up an elaborate trap to catch Inu Yasha, that little baka half onii (sp? Or is it yokai.), and the next, I'm in this strange place that someone said was 'Manhattan G dawg', whatever that is.." Kikyo said in one breath. "Hey! Me too!" Tsubame was excited that she wasn't the only one who didn't know where this 'Manhattan G dawg' was.

Kikyo, interested in this girl's response, was thinking the same thing. "Did you see a bright light?" "Yes..." Tsubame was now REALLY excited to hear that she might have not been the only one who saw a bright light and touched it. Kikyo was likewise. "Whats your name, kid (I had to add that)?" Kikyo asked. "My names Tsubame. Tsubame Myojin hopefully soon.once I get rid of that Siye girl.Whats yours?" "My names Kikyo. It sounds like we got similar situations. Except I want to kill Inu Yasha as payback for breaking our promise." They were silent for a moment, knowing magically what each other was thinking. They both got evil glares on their faces, which scared the crap out of everyone around them.

**Where ever Keiko is walking right now.**

Keiko was mad, because her regular store-bought garbage bag wasn't working. And because Shells stole her fiancée away from her. And right before their wedding day! The nerve of that (bad word!!)!! She didn't have the right to just suddenly barge in on her life and totally destroy her future and take it away! It just wasn't right to do that! ESPECIALLY to Keiko! She was like. special!! This shouldn't have EVER happened to little miss perfect Keiko. He even told her he would never NEVER leave her. He'd ALWAYS be there for HER. "WELL GUESS WHAT YUSUKEE!!! YOU LIED! YOU LIED!!!!" she yelled all of the sudden, getting stares from everyone around her.

Two in particular seemed to stand out. They wore not-this-century type of clothes, like from the 16th or 19th century. and they looked cool to her! So she went up to them and just started talking. Because, she's Keiko. (A/N: AA really cool part on CD.it reminds me of LOTR.O.O sry! Keep reading! ^^') They had to stop her she was getting so outta hand. So, they stopped her. "WOA, slow down there. From what I could get out of what you were saying, your fiancée got a chicken and stuffed it up your dress, so you chopped him into liver?" Kikyo took a shot.

"No no no, the day before our wedding, he got onto the internet, and went to a chat room place, and met a new girl named Shells.and they talked.and talked.and then like 30 minutes before our wedding, he cancelled our wedding! And I wAnT tO KILL HER!!! AAAAAGGHHH!!!" Keiko said in frustration. "Don't get mad! Get glad!!" (A/N: 7.7 I dunno.I was in that mood.) Tsubame offered, you know, being the person she is and all. "Now now, don't get all worked up. We've all got the same situation guy wise. Except I want to kill mine. For no apparent reason. Well, actually, he betrayed me. And Tsubame here, her 'future husband' got stolen away by another girl. Like you, eh. Hey! What is your name?!" Kikyo said. Yes, just said. An then Keiko went, "Keiko, whats yours?" "Mine is Kikyo, and like I said, the kid is Tsubame."

After they had met each other, they just kind of stood there. Without even talking, they all got the same ideer. And they smiled evilly, which didn't really scare the public anymore, they were used to it.

~*~

After talking their plan out, Kikyo, Keiko, and Tsubame went to a kitchen store and bought the sharpest knifes they had. They had an interesting visit. When they got there, a big purple dinosaur was there asking for the sharpest knifes they had. He'd said it was for a 'special' Barney (whatever it was) episode. "It's about time I did my share for clean up!" he had said. Then they went and got some ice cream, Kikyo and Tsubame amazed at how good it tasted, and that freezing feeling you get in your brain if you eat too much of it.

And off they went to get their first victim! Which was Shells, so.they were going to break poor Yusuke's heart! (ME: unless Hiei gets there on time! Hiei: hn. Only if you stop making vodo dolls of me. Me: *Hides vodo doll*...What vodo doll?) Ever so slowly, as to not let them know they were sneaking through the window that has no curtains and Yusuke and Shells were staring strait at, Kikyo, Keiko, and Tsubame opened the window, and POUNCED on their prey!! "Hello, Yusuke. Guess whose visiting?" Keiko asked, trying to psyche them out. somehow."Oh! I know this one! Its its its its its Shells!!" he answered. "*Buzzer sound when you get a question wrong* Wrong!" Keiko replied, jumping onto Shells. Or, at least, trying. Shells dodged it with ease. "What's that supposed to mean? I AM visiting, so how can I not?" Shells, while kicking Keiko on the back, said. Keiko didn't say anything, because she couldn't. Shells, in the meantime, kept kicking her and stabbing her (she grabbed Keiko's knife)

"How dare you hurt our friend! HIYA!" Kikyo yelled, jabbing the knife towards Yusuke. "Oh no you don't! SPIRIT GUN!!" and with that bit of blue energy stuff, Yusuke had defeated all of them. Except Keiko, which Shells killed. "Hey, you wanna go grab some dinner at that pizza place?" "You just ate, but, sure!" And with that, they left to go get some pizza.

**@ the Kamiya dojo.sometime that night**

"Hey, has anyone seen Tsubame?" "I have not seen Tsubame, that I haven't." "Well, maybe it's for the better." "Yea, now she wont be hittin' on you Yahiko!" ".Yes! Now she wont be following me and Siye around ALL THE TIME!!"

**Wherever the Inu Yasha troop is**

"Hm. haven't seen Kikyo for a while." "Yea." "I, for one, don't care." "Oh?" "Cuz she's not tryin' to kill me." "Good point."

**.You'll figure it out** "Well, we almost succeeded." A very *some word that means annoyed and excited at the same time* said. "Yea, but you forgot WE HAD TWO MORE PEOPLE TO KILL!" an annoyed Kikyo said. "Hey! Look at the bright side! We got to live in this huge and very hot place, and we got a new boyfriend!" Keiko said. "A very well-known boyfriend, I might add." Tsubame said. "Yep, and devilishly handsome." Kikyo added. "Not to mention, hot!" Keiko concluded.

A/N: so? How was it? Sorry it's taken so long to update, I just put it off and put it off, like most other things I do. Shley: 77 u mean EVERYTHING. Smorsel: o yea! Have you met shley? I think you have.somewhere.in one of my fanfiction. Well, PLEASE REVIEW! I LIKE REVIEWS!! Shley: don't we all. Smorsel: YEA! And.O yea! I just felt like saying, I got my first four snowdays ever a couple of weeks ago! It was fun! But then the snow like iced over, and you like couldn't walk on it. O well. And I got to c a cousin I like never c! But only for like an hour. AND- Shley: well, looks like I'll hafta close. GO AND REVIEW. Chou! (did I spell that right?)