Pride, Prejudice, and Seymour.

Note: In english, i just finished reading Pride and Prejudice, so I decided to do an FFX comedy/fanfic set in the same setting as Pride and Prejudice. Enjoyee!

The sunlight poured into Yuna's room, acting as a natural alarm and alerting her to the new day. She rose out of bed like a sluggish beast, getting dressed and trudging downstairs to breakfast, being greeted by her maid, Auron.

"Now Yuna, women are supposed to walk daintily and gracefully,like flower petals, not trudging like fiends," he instructed, adjusting his cap and gripping the folds of his powder blue dress lightly, demonstrating the proper feminine walk. Wakka posed in his armchair, reading a blitzball manual, and wearing his spectacles. He looked dressed fro company, sitting in his red petticoat and white tights that ran down to his black buckled shoes. A familiar shriek filled the estate, and the family cringed at who just awoke. Seymour rapidly descended down the steps, his cerulean curls bouncing in and out of his bonnet, with an eager expression of anticipation on his face.

"The party is tonight and I'm ever so eager to find a husband!" he exclaimed in his high cracking voice. He danced around the parlor with excited feelings, all the while picking up muffins and scones as he twirled.

"Now Seymour, you don't want men thiking you are an unhealthy and obese wife! Put those sweets down, you already wear a carset twice the size of Yuna's!" Auron scolded.

"I am not fat! I am pleasantly plum!" Seymour responded, fixing the folds of his dress around his bosom. They all argued and bickered until the sun began to set, and when it did they all dressed and got ready for the party. They arrived in a flash, staring in awe at the other guests and rows of food, punch, and other delights. After being present at the party for a while, one could tell that a man had caught the eye of both Yuna and Seymour. So, Yuna politely engaged in conversation with a dark-haired woman about this man.

"So, lady Lulu, who is this man i see?" she questioned, obviously interested in this guy.

"His name is Tidus. I am afraid i don't know much about him, but he has caught the eye of many a woman. Go over there and introduce yourself," She instructed. Yuna stood up and began to make her way towards the object of her affection, but came to an abrupt halt as, much to her dismany, Seymour grabbed Tidus and forced him into a dance.

"Oh you stunning gentleman! Let's get married, and someday make children together!" Seymour exclaimed with glee. Tidus was obviously surprised and shocked by this comment, and began to secretly gag.

"Uhh, how many babies would you say exactly?" he questioned, fearful of the answer.

"500!" Seymour screamed in response, causing Tidus to cry.

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