Hurrah! A new update! The first update of the year and it's...March. Woops.
A Note:
I like slash; you could say I love it. If you ask my brother, he'd shudder and mutter about how I am to immersed in the world of slash. Go visit my LiveJournal and check out my icon. It...ROCKS! So this is just in fun.
A Day in the Life of...A Slash Fan
6:30= Gah. My alarm goes off, interrupting my dreams of the entire LOTR cast getting transported to Hogwarts and convincing Harry, Draco and several other slashable characters to...*Rest of sentence censored* I think I have something on today. Oh yeah, school.
8:15= Role call. My homeroom is sooo boring. Obviously, I start pairing up people. Tom, on my left, would look so cute in various states of undress with Jack, two rows in front and to the right of me. Woops. They caught me staring at them with dreamy eyes.
9:00= Class gets in the way of Slash, I always say. Why do we need to know the concepts of Relationships in the Joy Luck Club when we should be learning the concepts of Harry/Draco, Harry/Ron, Harry/Seamus, Harry/Legolas (Crossover) etc Relationships. Also Jack (Two rows in front and to the right in homeroom) just winked at me. Yergh, I think he thinks I like him now. Obviously he'd be better with Tom. Or possibly that guy I see on the train sometimes. Hmm...
9:03= Told off for daydreaming. Stupid stupid English class.
12:45= Absolutely NOTHING happened today. I'm eating lunch outside and- oh crap, where the hells my homework diary? My diary with, um, interesting fan art in it? Which breaks about fifty school rules? (The school diary is NOT for personal use, do not deface with inappropriate pictures, blah blah blah blah....) Maybe my friends would know.
12:54= Obviously not. Although I did get several strange looks and a small (but informative) lecture about "My Views and I told you that that diary would come back to haunt you" Hmmm.
2:32= Ah. Turns out I left my diary in homeroom, and my homeroom teacher got her hands on it. "Please fill in School diary in a less puerile manner." It says. Oops. At least she didn't rip out any fan art! Speaking of fan art, I got several new pictures (yay!) I have started collecting Pirates of The Caribbean ones. Will/Jack, Gaaaah!
3:15= Get into heaps of trouble after getting caught writing my new fic. (Now with the phrase "throbbing manhood" more than ever!) Now I am in the principals office, trying to explain a.) What I have written b.) Why I wrote it and c.) Trying to answer the cries of "WHAAAAAAT THE-?" from my teacher and principle.
7:00= Work. Work work. I hate it. To make the time go quicker, I pair up people in the complex. (I work at a Deli) Obviously, Daniel and David, two of my co-workers, are meant for each other! They are very cute. Two guys I can see from the cheese aisle are definitely more- than-just-friends. I'm not to big on femslash, but the girl that just walked in would so be the person for Bianca, the girl on the till.
9:30= I have discovered something that could change this whole world...RPS. Otherwise known as Real person Slash. Bring. It. On.
I Cite the Term "Throbbing Manhood" from Clamchowders Harry Potter Cliché Guide. It not only distracts me from schoolwork, but everything else in my life.
This isn't much but it's my first fic for a while. *Does an elaborate dance in which I end up pointing to the review button* If anyone's wondering, I do have slash art in my diary, and my homeroom teacher did pick up said diary. I couldn't look her in the eye for the rest of that week. Nyaaaah.
I like slash; you could say I love it. If you ask my brother, he'd shudder and mutter about how I am to immersed in the world of slash. Go visit my LiveJournal and check out my icon. It...ROCKS! So this is just in fun.
A Day in the Life of...A Slash Fan
6:30= Gah. My alarm goes off, interrupting my dreams of the entire LOTR cast getting transported to Hogwarts and convincing Harry, Draco and several other slashable characters to...*Rest of sentence censored* I think I have something on today. Oh yeah, school.
8:15= Role call. My homeroom is sooo boring. Obviously, I start pairing up people. Tom, on my left, would look so cute in various states of undress with Jack, two rows in front and to the right of me. Woops. They caught me staring at them with dreamy eyes.
9:00= Class gets in the way of Slash, I always say. Why do we need to know the concepts of Relationships in the Joy Luck Club when we should be learning the concepts of Harry/Draco, Harry/Ron, Harry/Seamus, Harry/Legolas (Crossover) etc Relationships. Also Jack (Two rows in front and to the right in homeroom) just winked at me. Yergh, I think he thinks I like him now. Obviously he'd be better with Tom. Or possibly that guy I see on the train sometimes. Hmm...
9:03= Told off for daydreaming. Stupid stupid English class.
12:45= Absolutely NOTHING happened today. I'm eating lunch outside and- oh crap, where the hells my homework diary? My diary with, um, interesting fan art in it? Which breaks about fifty school rules? (The school diary is NOT for personal use, do not deface with inappropriate pictures, blah blah blah blah....) Maybe my friends would know.
12:54= Obviously not. Although I did get several strange looks and a small (but informative) lecture about "My Views and I told you that that diary would come back to haunt you" Hmmm.
2:32= Ah. Turns out I left my diary in homeroom, and my homeroom teacher got her hands on it. "Please fill in School diary in a less puerile manner." It says. Oops. At least she didn't rip out any fan art! Speaking of fan art, I got several new pictures (yay!) I have started collecting Pirates of The Caribbean ones. Will/Jack, Gaaaah!
3:15= Get into heaps of trouble after getting caught writing my new fic. (Now with the phrase "throbbing manhood" more than ever!) Now I am in the principals office, trying to explain a.) What I have written b.) Why I wrote it and c.) Trying to answer the cries of "WHAAAAAAT THE-?" from my teacher and principle.
7:00= Work. Work work. I hate it. To make the time go quicker, I pair up people in the complex. (I work at a Deli) Obviously, Daniel and David, two of my co-workers, are meant for each other! They are very cute. Two guys I can see from the cheese aisle are definitely more- than-just-friends. I'm not to big on femslash, but the girl that just walked in would so be the person for Bianca, the girl on the till.
9:30= I have discovered something that could change this whole world...RPS. Otherwise known as Real person Slash. Bring. It. On.
I Cite the Term "Throbbing Manhood" from Clamchowders Harry Potter Cliché Guide. It not only distracts me from schoolwork, but everything else in my life.
This isn't much but it's my first fic for a while. *Does an elaborate dance in which I end up pointing to the review button* If anyone's wondering, I do have slash art in my diary, and my homeroom teacher did pick up said diary. I couldn't look her in the eye for the rest of that week. Nyaaaah.
