Random Set of Notes – Chapter One

Voldie Shorts,

Dude, like totally, you suck! I mean, you got a serious thrill issues dude! Ride the waves! It's sweet!

Sincerely,

A-Surfer-Dude

A-Surfer-Dude,

Avada – oh you're right. I mean I have to drink my fruity punch in a wine glass so that my servants think it's some fancy liquor. * sigh *

He-Who-Is-Very-Depressed

P.S. Avada Kedavra! …I just had to kill you for calling me Voldie Shorts.

Voldemort, * whispered* VOLDIE SHORTS,

Ouch.

Farewell, man,

A-Surfer-Dude

Voldemort,

Hello my little munchkin! Could you lend me a couple Galleons? Thank you my dearest. I need to give it to UNICEF (Unicorn Nibbling Inside Curtain Educational Fund). So, don't kill many people my dear one.

Ta ta,

Gloria

Gloria,

Of course I will give you some money my love! And yes I will stop killing and hurting people * tries to shift dead body of Muggle *

Yours,

Munchki- I mean Lord Voldemort

My munchkin man,

I miss you. Thank you for the money, I need 1000 Galleons because I need to donate to Operation SMILE (Stinking Money Eliminates Little Eels). Poor eels, I feel so compassionate for them.

Love ya,

Gloria

Dear honey,

1000! I mean jolly good.

Voldemort

Howler

Dear Munchkin,

YES OR I'LL DUMP YOU!

Gloria

Dear one,

Of course-

Voldi

Howler

Dear one,

SEND IT IN A CHEQUE RIGHT NOW!

Gloria

Yes!

To: Operation SMILE Date: September 29th, 2003

Pay to the amount of: 500 Galleons only

Signed: Lord Voldemort

To: UNICEF Date: September 29th, 2003

Pay to the amount of: 500 Galleons only

Signed: Lord Voldemort

Thank you dear.

Hey Voldie dude,

I didn't no u had a GF. Way 2 go, dude!

Gloria (in disguise!) actually Agent 003 ½!