Random Set of Notes – Chapter One
Voldie Shorts,
Dude, like totally, you suck! I mean, you got a serious thrill issues dude! Ride the waves! It's sweet!
Sincerely,
A-Surfer-Dude
A-Surfer-Dude,
Avada – oh you're right. I mean I have to drink my fruity punch in a wine glass so that my servants think it's some fancy liquor. * sigh *
He-Who-Is-Very-Depressed
P.S. Avada Kedavra! …I just had to kill you for calling me Voldie Shorts.
Voldemort, * whispered* VOLDIE SHORTS,
Ouch.
Farewell, man,
A-Surfer-Dude
Voldemort,
Hello my little munchkin! Could you lend me a couple Galleons? Thank you my dearest. I need to give it to UNICEF (Unicorn Nibbling Inside Curtain Educational Fund). So, don't kill many people my dear one.
Ta ta,
Gloria
Gloria,
Of course I will give you some money my love! And yes I will stop killing and hurting people * tries to shift dead body of Muggle *
Yours,
Munchki- I mean Lord Voldemort
My munchkin man,
I miss you. Thank you for the money, I need 1000 Galleons because I need to donate to Operation SMILE (Stinking Money Eliminates Little Eels). Poor eels, I feel so compassionate for them.
Love ya,
Gloria
Dear honey,
1000! I mean jolly good.
Voldemort
Howler
Dear Munchkin,
YES OR I'LL DUMP YOU!
Gloria
Dear one,
Of course-
Voldi
Howler
Dear one,
SEND IT IN A CHEQUE RIGHT NOW!
Gloria
Yes!
To: Operation SMILE Date: September 29th, 2003
Pay to the amount of: 500 Galleons only
Signed: Lord Voldemort
To: UNICEF Date: September 29th, 2003
Pay to the amount of: 500 Galleons only
Signed: Lord Voldemort
Thank you dear.
Hey Voldie dude,
I didn't no u had a GF. Way 2 go, dude!
Gloria (in disguise!) actually Agent 003 ½!
