Title: The Goofs – Part 2
Author: Jenn
E-Mail: jenniferbillig@comcast.net
Rating: G
Fandom: The West Wing
Characters: CJ and Danny
Spoilers: None unless you haven't read The Goofs - Part 1
Disclaimer: I don't own them and never will, no matter how much I beg.
Author's note: The muses like this idea…and Spooky wanted a squeal…
Danny's Dress: =
Josh's dress: =
Sam's dress: =
He wore a strapless aqua blue gown made of silk. She'd seen it before hanging in her closet. The same could be said of the matching sandal heels and probably of the make-up too; though the padded bra he had to be wearing wasn't from her collection.
Of course, she hadn't gotten a chance to wear the dress; and it looked like she wouldn't; not if Danny had squeezed himself into it.
Then again, maybe she needed to go on a diet, especially if Danny was able to fit in her dresses. Him wearing her clothes could be a sign she was putting on to much weight.
Though seeing him in the dress gave her ideas; ideas that were better kept for the privacy of their apartment.
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Donna had seen the dress before. It had been on display in Neiman Marcus during the little shopping trip they'd taken over the weekend. She made a mental note to never suggest adventures to the mall again; and to never complain about buying his mother's birthday present.
Mauve silk really wasn't a color that went with Josh's skin tones, and a strapless gown did not work with his muscular arms and shoulders. And there was always the question as to what was holding the front of the dress up.
Maybe she should just slip into the room and tie Josh to his chair before he did something to embarrass the President.
Of course, if she did that, they wouldn't get to find out why the stooges were dressed as women; nor would they get the pictures; and they couldn't always use the blackmail.
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She should have known that there was something off with Sam. Sure he was handsome and smart, but Abbey was always saying to watch out for the geniuses. Of course, her reasoning was that they didn't sleep, but Mallory had her own thoughts on the matter. Now she wondered if her father and the President ever did stuff like this.
Forcing her attention back on Sam, she had to admit, she wasn't the only one who looked good in red. Though the open back wasn't becoming, not with the muscles there; sailing had been good to Sam.
Maybe they could spend some time working on his make-up applying skills. The red lip stick was too thick and the black around his eyes to dark.
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Danny adjusted the top of the gown and wondered how he was going to explain to CJ how he had stretched the dress she had just bought. Looking at Josh, he glared and tried to think of a way to get back at the man who had challenged the President to a game of Trivia Pursuit. Wrapping the matching shawl around his shoulders, he silently prayed that the west wing was empty and that CJ was waiting at home.
