Title: The Goofs – Take Four – What to do with the body
Author: Jenn
Email: jenniferbillig@comcast.net
Rating: G
Characters: CJ, Josh, Danny, Sam, and Ben's body: with mentions of Toby, The President
Spoilers: Season five but only for the mention of a name
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I'll never own them, and I'll never write for them in real life.
Author's Note: This is what happens when you mention killing Ben and the muses are still in dress form. I missed the muses, but I think I've found someone else's with the way the stories have been going lately.
CJ groaned as she starred at the three wo-man standing in front of her, guilty looks on their faces as they stared at the floor.
"Does anyone have *anything* to say?" she asked, glancing at Josh.
"He was just going to use you." Josh offered up, his fingers twisting at one of the ribbons hanging from his dress.
"And you know this because?"
"Toby said so."
"So you're blaming this on Toby Joshua?"
"No." he answered, starring at the floor again.
CJ shifted her gaze to the next man standing before her.
"Sam?"
"Weren't you the one who said it's our jobs to prevent scandals from coming to light that have the potential to hurt the president?" Sam said, struggling to readjust the strap of the padded bra he wore.
"And how was an old friend from college going to cause a scandal for the President?"
"Well, he kept calling you, he suggested going to the Kennedy Center together, and he's been lurking around here trying to see you."
"And? As I've already pointed out he's an old friend from college."
"Toby said he was an old boyfriend that you lived with and that he was back to try and get back with you now that his marriage is over."
"So you're also blaming this on Toby?"
"No, it's the bodies fault."
Shaking her head, CJ finally stared at the third man, watching him for a moment before speaking.
"Danny?"
"You're my wife." Danny all but growled as he met her eyes.
"So that gives you the right to do what you did?"
"It gives me the right to protect you."
"Do you want to blame this on Toby too?"
"No." he answered, crossing his arms across his chest as he watched her.
Stepping around her desk, CJ crossed the office and closed the door, leaning back against it as she stared at the others.
"So what do we do with the body?"
All four looked down at the crumbled body on the floor, pondering what to do with Ben.
