Hey! Another "adventure" for Zelda and Link! What's the matter? Do you not like my story?

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Link and Zelda are now at Hyrule Castle, eating ice cream.

Zelda: Mmm… ^.^ Cookie dough…

Link: Mmm… ^.^ Tuna…

Zelda: O.o

Link: What?

Zelda: Never mind.

Link: Okay, but I sure do love tuna ice cream!

Then, Impa comes running in the dining room with a bandanna covering her head so that her hair isn't visible.

Zelda: Why do you have that bandanna covering your head?

Impa: Because my hair isn't… its usual color.

Link: But silver isn't a usual hair color.

Impa: … Never mind. Look, you two have a detective business, right?

Zelda and Link: Right…

Impa: And something of mine is missing. Come to my room.

Link: But I wanna finish my tuna ice cream!

Zelda: Can't you be NORMAL, and eat NORMAL flavored ice cream?

Link: No…

So they go to Impa's room.

Impa: I wanted to come to the privacy of my room so no one could see.

Link: Aaah! What are you going to do? Please don't hurt me!

Impa: No, Link.

Impa takes off the bandanna, revealing her hair. It is a bright pink color with silver tips.

Link: Your hair… it's poofy! Like an afro!

Impa: It is not poofy!

Link: Then what's wrong?

Impa: What, you can't tell?

Zelda: It looks different, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Impa: It's PINK for crying out loud!

Zelda: So was it a hair dying gone wrong?

Impa: No, the opposite. This is my natural hair color!

Link: Haha! It's just a wig! Watch!

Link jumps on Impa and tugs at her hair.

Link: Ugh! Why… won't… you… come… off?

Impa: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! STOP IT!

Link: Haha. Sorry.

Impa: I usually dye my hair silver. I can't find my silver hair dye, though!

Zelda: So, do you think someone stole it?

Impa: Why would anyone want to steal silver hair dye?

Link: To dye their hair, duh!

Impa: Never mind. I don't know if someone stole it or not, I just want it back!

Zelda: Can't you just go to the store and buy more?

Impa: No! It's WAY too expensive!

Zelda: Then what do you do when you run out?

Link: Duh! She… Yeah, what DO you do?

Impa: Listen, I buy it when I run out, but I can't spend a lot of money buying silver hair dye every other day.

Link: Yeah, she's right, ya know.

Zelda: *annoyed* Yes Link, I know.

Impa: Now will you help me?

Zelda: Sure! Okay Impa, where do you remember seeing it last?

Impa: I just used it two weeks ago, and I set it on the counter there.

Zelda: Okay! Let's just see… Hmm… I'm not finding anything.

Impa: Isn't that a clue there?

Zelda: Where?

Impa: Right there! The silver spots leading out of the room?

Zelda: Oh. Yeah, I guess that COULD be a clue…

Impa: Zelda, maybe you should consider something else instead of being a detective…

Zelda: WHAT?! And give up my natural talent of detective…ism?

Impa: *sighs, shakes her head*

Link: Ooooo… Look! Silver spots! Pretty…

Impa: What do you say we follow them?

Link: Pretty…

Zelda: Okay!

So Impa and Zelda follow the trail of silver spots, while Link sits there staring at them.

Zelda: Link! Come on!

Link: What? Huh?

Zelda: Come on!

Link: Okay!

So Link comes out of his trance and follows Impa and Zelda.

Zelda: So the trail leads to… aha! I'll bet right behind this door is the thief's hideout!

Impa: Zelda, it's the bathroom.

Link: Wow… I've never heard of a thief hiding out in a bathroom before…

Zelda: Let's investigate!

They open the door, and the silver hair dye is sitting on the counter.

Impa: My dye!

Zelda: Amazing… The thief was very intelligent indeed… Who would've ever thought of us checking in Impa's bathroom!

Link: Hey! You have pink hair!

Zelda: A very observant remark, Link! Now, to find out who did this…

Impa: I remember now!

Zelda: What? Who took it?

Link: Why is your hair pink?

Impa: Last time I dyed my hair, I walked into this bathroom, and I guess I set it down here!

Link: Not again!

Zelda: You mean… YOU stole your hair dye?

Impa: No! I just lost it!

Zelda: Then what're the silver spots on the floor?

Impa: My hair must've dripped.

Zelda: Then… Link, were there any more clues?

Link: What about… *reaches into his pocket, pulls out a marble* THIS?

Zelda: Aha! What about that?

Impa: That had nothing to do with anything.

Link: Oh. *puts the marble back in his pocket*

Zelda: Well, another case solved by ME, Zelda!

Link: Hey!

Zelda: With a little help from Link.

Impa: Are you sure you want to do detective stuff? Remember the incident with Bob?

Zelda: I told you, I was testing the guards! They couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on a heel!

Link: Wow! I'm gonna try that! *runs off*

Zelda: I hope he's going to the forest…

And they're off!

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Hey, c'mon guys (and gals), Review! Tell me what you think! No flaming, though. And I still can't decide on a name for their detective business! REVIEW!!