Hey! Another "adventure" for Zelda and Link! What's the matter? Do you not like my story?
Disclaimer: If you read, you would know.
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Link and Zelda are now at Hyrule Castle, eating ice cream.
Zelda: Mmm… ^.^ Cookie dough…
Link: Mmm… ^.^ Tuna…
Zelda: O.o
Link: What?
Zelda: Never mind.
Link: Okay, but I sure do love tuna ice cream!
Then, Impa comes running in the dining room with a bandanna covering her head so that her hair isn't visible.
Zelda: Why do you have that bandanna covering your head?
Impa: Because my hair isn't… its usual color.
Link: But silver isn't a usual hair color.
Impa: … Never mind. Look, you two have a detective business, right?
Zelda and Link: Right…
Impa: And something of mine is missing. Come to my room.
Link: But I wanna finish my tuna ice cream!
Zelda: Can't you be NORMAL, and eat NORMAL flavored ice cream?
Link: No…
So they go to Impa's room.
Impa: I wanted to come to the privacy of my room so no one could see.
Link: Aaah! What are you going to do? Please don't hurt me!
Impa: No, Link.
Impa takes off the bandanna, revealing her hair. It is a bright pink color with silver tips.
Link: Your hair… it's poofy! Like an afro!
Impa: It is not poofy!
Link: Then what's wrong?
Impa: What, you can't tell?
Zelda: It looks different, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Impa: It's PINK for crying out loud!
Zelda: So was it a hair dying gone wrong?
Impa: No, the opposite. This is my natural hair color!
Link: Haha! It's just a wig! Watch!
Link jumps on Impa and tugs at her hair.
Link: Ugh! Why… won't… you… come… off?
Impa: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! STOP IT!
Link: Haha. Sorry.
Impa: I usually dye my hair silver. I can't find my silver hair dye, though!
Zelda: So, do you think someone stole it?
Impa: Why would anyone want to steal silver hair dye?
Link: To dye their hair, duh!
Impa: Never mind. I don't know if someone stole it or not, I just want it back!
Zelda: Can't you just go to the store and buy more?
Impa: No! It's WAY too expensive!
Zelda: Then what do you do when you run out?
Link: Duh! She… Yeah, what DO you do?
Impa: Listen, I buy it when I run out, but I can't spend a lot of money buying silver hair dye every other day.
Link: Yeah, she's right, ya know.
Zelda: *annoyed* Yes Link, I know.
Impa: Now will you help me?
Zelda: Sure! Okay Impa, where do you remember seeing it last?
Impa: I just used it two weeks ago, and I set it on the counter there.
Zelda: Okay! Let's just see… Hmm… I'm not finding anything.
Impa: Isn't that a clue there?
Zelda: Where?
Impa: Right there! The silver spots leading out of the room?
Zelda: Oh. Yeah, I guess that COULD be a clue…
Impa: Zelda, maybe you should consider something else instead of being a detective…
Zelda: WHAT?! And give up my natural talent of detective…ism?
Impa: *sighs, shakes her head*
Link: Ooooo… Look! Silver spots! Pretty…
Impa: What do you say we follow them?
Link: Pretty…
Zelda: Okay!
So Impa and Zelda follow the trail of silver spots, while Link sits there staring at them.
Zelda: Link! Come on!
Link: What? Huh?
Zelda: Come on!
Link: Okay!
So Link comes out of his trance and follows Impa and Zelda.
Zelda: So the trail leads to… aha! I'll bet right behind this door is the thief's hideout!
Impa: Zelda, it's the bathroom.
Link: Wow… I've never heard of a thief hiding out in a bathroom before…
Zelda: Let's investigate!
They open the door, and the silver hair dye is sitting on the counter.
Impa: My dye!
Zelda: Amazing… The thief was very intelligent indeed… Who would've ever thought of us checking in Impa's bathroom!
Link: Hey! You have pink hair!
Zelda: A very observant remark, Link! Now, to find out who did this…
Impa: I remember now!
Zelda: What? Who took it?
Link: Why is your hair pink?
Impa: Last time I dyed my hair, I walked into this bathroom, and I guess I set it down here!
Link: Not again!
Zelda: You mean… YOU stole your hair dye?
Impa: No! I just lost it!
Zelda: Then what're the silver spots on the floor?
Impa: My hair must've dripped.
Zelda: Then… Link, were there any more clues?
Link: What about… *reaches into his pocket, pulls out a marble* THIS?
Zelda: Aha! What about that?
Impa: That had nothing to do with anything.
Link: Oh. *puts the marble back in his pocket*
Zelda: Well, another case solved by ME, Zelda!
Link: Hey!
Zelda: With a little help from Link.
Impa: Are you sure you want to do detective stuff? Remember the incident with Bob?
Zelda: I told you, I was testing the guards! They couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on a heel!
Link: Wow! I'm gonna try that! *runs off*
Zelda: I hope he's going to the forest…
And they're off!
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Hey, c'mon guys (and gals), Review! Tell me what you think! No flaming, though. And I still can't decide on a name for their detective business! REVIEW!!
