Whee. It's a chapter! And also fourth at that! Unbelievable-chu.

To the lovely reviewers... Chu! Thank you very much for reviewing. Though there might be some confusion about my gender, which isn't exactly female, but instead male...

Also while this story doesn't have any set insanity level, it still won't ever become overly serious-chu.

Here at the end of the annual author notes I will add a manga-style freetalk: Yo desu. Mou, watashittara baka datte bayo na~... Sou-ssu, sou-ssu dayo ze.. da tte na.. dane wa.. de gozaru-chu!

Ok. See you in next chapter again!

Oh yea, another warning... This chapter has a totally unnecessary lime scene, and a load of bad jokes. But I'm a friend of bad humor.



Sasuke woke up to the chirping of birds. The sound reminded him of the endless nights he had spent training the combination of Chidori and Sharingan, to be able to strike a quick lethal blow against any enemy.

Chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp... Sasuke dreamed of moving in at full speed, barely avoiding the traps set by Kakashi to test his reflexes, and finally annihilating the target dummy into pieces with a skilled stab.

Satisfaction from success is something he at some levels thirsted for, but never achieved. He often dreamt of succeeding in something he set his mind to, but always woke up with a frown just at the crucial moment.

Sasuke opened his eyes. The sun had risen already. The sky was a light blue with few clouds, the usual Fire Country weather that they had every day.

"Hhh..." Sasuke sighed out. His body had gone back to human form overnight, but he felt like he had broken most of his bones.

"About time you got up, lazy-ass."

Sasuke turned his head slightly to take a look around. Naruto crouched there wearing the orange jumpsuit and a wide grin, tending to the campfire in the center of a small camp. He roasted some fish over the fire. Sakura slept in a sleeping bag, as did Kakashi in another. He was alarmed to notice, that the girl they fought against last night slept peacefully against a tree trunk right in the middle of their camp.

He tried to jump to his feet, but a splitting pain struck his lower back.

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*** Flashback to last night:
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*** Naruchu Hopped Behind Sasumon Crouching On The Ground Head Pressed Down...
*** Naruchu Placed The Tiny And Furry Yellow Paws On His Back...
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*** Then... He Pushed...!! A Winner Is You...!!
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"Guhh..." Sasuke groaned as a nauseating wave of pain passed through his lower body.

"Does it hurt any less?" Naruto looked over at him.

What a moment to spare some unneeded sympathy.

Sasuke glared daggers and other sharp objects at Naruto. He held his breath in before the blonde boy's questioning stare, and some sweat drops trickled down his face.

"Guess who got the honor of spreading the healing salve?"

Sasuke lay in the sleeping bag quietly. He gradually turned the death-glare to a very casual stare, and finally didn't show Naruto any sign of being present in the conversation, or even understanding what he was saying.

Sasuke focused on shutting out all of the pain, and it made him rather look like he had fallen asleep right there, with his eyes open.

"I sure hope it was worth it. My fingers still smell like shit after an hour of scrubbing."

Sasuke had already closed his eyes and went back to sleep.

"Well you're welcome, Mr. Sunshine."

Naruto sniffed his fingers once more, and frowned his eyebrows at them.

"Not my dinner..." he muttered to himself and stirred the boiling sauce with a wooden stick.

"He can just wake up and cook his own meals, if shit flavour isn't his favourite..."



Next time Sasuke woke up, time had passed to at least the following evening. The sun had gone down, anyways. Naruto, Sakura, and the girl were quietly talking something around the campfire. Kakashi still slept in his sleeping bag.

"Sasuke-kun", Sakura softly said to him.

Sasuke just stared up towards the night sky.

She said something more. Sasuke tried to rise up from the bed, but he was still drained dry of strength. The pain in his lower back lit up sharply when he tried to move, even if it had dulled remarkably from the last time he remembered being awake.

Warm liquid entered Sasuke's mouth. He was very hungry, so he swallowed it all.

He quickly drifted off, back to deep dreamless sleep.



Sasuke woke up to a shocking sensation in his chest. He opened his eyes wide and prepared for everything. A very tired Kakashi sat in front of him in a slumped form, and pressed his hand on Sasuke's chest.

"Yo", he muttered.

Sasuke slowly got up from the sleeping bag. His lower back was still killing him right there, but at least he could sit up now. He felt much better sitting up than lying down helpless.

"Guess it helped", Kakashi murmured to him.

Sasuke stood up shakily from the bed and took a few cautious steps around. His lower back felt like it had dropped out of his body, and flaming pain shot up from his crotch area and stabbed and stabbed and stabbed him and ripped his insides apart into a hurting bloody mess. The bitter taste of blood quickly came up his throat. Sasuke also suddenly noticed his jaw had started to clatter on its own at some point, and that the ground was shaking under his feet.

Naruto stood there in front of him, had maybe been there all the time, maybe not, and looked back at him hands crossed. Sasuke saw the shaking image of Naruto in two and four, and turned away from him. He didn't say anything to Sasuke, who in turn completely ignored the blonde boy and just kept going onwards.

Sasuke limped away from the camp in his pyjamas. The darkness engulfed him more and more with every step, the pain struck deeper and deeper every time he set his foot down. He felt like being slowly pierced into a huge barbeque stick along his backbone. Like he was walking through a field full of broken glass and sharp spikes and everything that hurt him. He saw a hastily cled Sakura and the other girl looking surprisedly at him.

Ten steps, twenty steps, thirty steps, forty steps. He fell asleep at some point.

Naruto caught him and carried him back to the camp.

Sasuke saw dreams of wearing clothes made from peppermint honey.



Three days later Team seven was ready to leave the camp. Sasuke had returned mostly to his old self, and Kakashi was nearly at full strength. Sakura wasn't too badly hurt in the first place, and Naruto had Ninetails to regenerate him. Takyoku had some stitches on her arm and chest. Her wedding gown was ruined with all the blood she had bled over it, but they were the only clothes she could use right now.

They had many long talks with the five of them, mainly about Haku and his fate. They talked about the incident, which drove Haku away from the village, and how life had moved on since. They agreed to accompany Takyoku if not as friends, then at least as not-enemies, until they arrived at the ruins of Konoha. That was decided after Kakashi finally revealed the target of their journey. Sakura greatly appreciated the female company in addition to her three blockhead companions.

The group of five walked along a forest highway in the southern parts of Fire Country. Kakashi took the front, and Naruto walked up to him.

"Ano sa~, Ano sa~, Kakashi-sensei..." Naruto poked Kakashi's side with his finger.

"Hmmm?"

"What's there at the ruins of Konoha?"

"Ruins."

"Why do we go there then?"

"We've been hired to go there."

"What are we going to do there?"

"We'll see about that when we get there first", Kakashi said with a certain final note in his voice, to seal off that topic.

"Isn't it about time we trained something useful?" he quickly added as he turned to shine some of that deceptive Kakashi-smile at Naruto.

Naruto frowned at him first, for not answering any of his questions, but then grinned in return.

"Hehee, better show me a cool one from those thousand Jutsu you copied!"

"Nope, no Jutsu training this time..."

"Hmmmm..." Naruto looked very suspicious about it all.

"In the last fight, you were caught with a hostile Jutsu before you could do anything."

"Well, that was..."

"That was a quick loss."

"Well, well... Well. You could say so..."

"Speed."

Naruto stared questioningly at Kakashi.

Kakashi turned slightly and said over his elbow, "Sakura, Sasuke."

The two looked at Kakashi as well.

"Dash training time. Leave your backpacks with me, and run to that boulder and back here as fast as you can."

Kakashi pointed at a large rock a good distance further ahead of them.



Naruto lost every type of dash training they tried: Short dashes, long dashes, tree-jumping dashes, and open-air dashes. The three Genin caught their breath vigorously on the side of the Konoha gravel highway.

"Sakura-chan..." Naruto said and panted some more. Sakura breathed heavily and tried to recover from the constant dashing.

"When did you get this fast..."

Sakura raised her head and grinned at Naruto. She showed him the Dash card before putting it back to her pocket.

"Damn... Will you lend that to me in the next fight? Hee hee!" Naruto asked from her with a wide grin, and scratched the back of his head with one hand.

"You wish!" Sakura answered.

"Hmph..." Sasuke added.

Naruto jumped up and pointed a finger at Sasuke.

"Oi, you bastard! I'm gonna beat you now! Run while you can!"

Naruto lost every type of dashing training they tried.

On a complete side note, even before the global destruction Konohagakure wasn't really a 'hidden ninja village' but in name, with the several thousands of civilian habitants it had living their lives inside the village. Now days after the annihilation of hidden villages no one lived in the Konoha village area any longer (officially), but the underground facilities and training areas out of the village were still rumoured to be in active use... By shady criminal syndicates and suspicious individuals; the kind of people that normal people didn't really want to know about. Even more so, since the whole place might get bombarded to sawdust with a wave of meteors at any time, if any of that was actually true.

The group of five had travelled onward already far inside the central forests of Fire Country, since they had been sprinting for the greater half of the day.

"It's really a quite simple trick", Kakashi explained to Naruto as he and Takyoku walked closer to the three resting Genin.

"When you find the correct Chakra shapes to use around your feet and arms, it all feels like a too simple solution."

"Damn!!" Naruto yelled at his hands as an answer.

"You've gotten a little better already with minor adjustments. Just keep on practicing every day."

"Damn..." he muttered.



That evening they arrived at the end of the highway.

Sakura and Takyoku walked at the head of the group, behind them Kakashi still kept the Byakugan eye aimed at everything in the environment. Naruto and Sasuke followed few steps behind, constantly preparing themselves for all kinds of incoming attacks.

They moved through the knee-high grass and plants that had grown surprisingly quickly to cover the final parts of the highway, until from behind the trees the dead ruins of Konohagakure village came in sight.

The ruins were a huge pile of rubble. Smashed pieces of houses and carriages and sheds and cottages and more houses had been scrambled all over between large boulders and broken pieces of gigantic rocks. All of it lay on the bottoms of three very wide craters covering the area that used to be the Hidden Leaf village. Scrap wood and isolated floor tiles, roof panels, pipes, pieces of furniture, everything you find in a small town came in sight with a closer look. The four faces of the previous Hokage overlooked a badly maintained junkyard.

Plants didn't have enough time in the two and half years to give it a serene or forgotten look that one would imagine on ancient ruins. It all looked so fresh, like the dust hadn't really settled down yet. Maybe there had still been a village here for the past two years, and it was destroyed just yesterday.

Four Leaf nins and a Cloud kunoichi just stared quietly at the pile of rubble.

Three shadows jumped in from the treetops to the left and landed some distance in front of the group. Five alarmed nins turned to answer for attacks and immediately scanned the environment, but no one made an immediate move on them.

"Hmmmm... A bunch of brats", a voice said. It belonged to one of the people who just appeared in front of them.

"Leaf headbands...? Don't tell me you guys are signing up for the tournament?"

Long stares were exchanged between the two groups.

"That's how it is", was all Kakashi said. The white eye stared hard at the something, maybe the people in front of them or at the surroundings.

"Well I'm just interested in one thing... Are you brats really up to something like that? Have you even noticed how many people are here watching you?"

Naruto looked around slowly. He couldn't feel anything hidden on the trees or the bushes.

"Three people, obviously", Kakashi pointed out as an answer.

Naruto blinked. He turned his head to stare at the three shadows in front of them. Was it that simple?

"Quite good, quite good."

Naruto scratched his head.

"One is behind us in a tree, second tries to hide behind another tree to the left from here, and the last one crouches behind those three clones, no?" Kakashi continued.

Something rustled in their surroundings.

"Looks like you caught us good, kid. Hohoh... And hoh, quite a babe you have in your group! If only a little dangerous-looking..." the man pointed his walking cane at Takyoku, who still wore the seriously blood-drenched ninja wedding dress. Carefully washing the silk dress for dozens of times still didn't do much to the newly acquired color.

Takyoku just snorted quietly as a reply, and chewed on a straw she had picked up from the side of the highway.

"I don't like that old guy..." Sakura quietly muttered.

The three figures in front of them blurred briefly and then drenched away into three muddy piles. An old short man with a crooked back and long grey hair stood idly there, behind the three dispelled clones. He leaned on a walking cane.

Another old man appeared behind them high up an old oak tree. He didn't have any hair on his head, but leaned on a similar cane as the first one. The third one appeared further away to the left from the group. They all had heavy brown robes covering their bodies, and the third one hid his head in a big hood.

"Hoh hoh... You're looking for the thirteenth training area on the north end across the ruins", the first old man suddenly said, and slowly turned away. He jumped up to a high tree branch, and looked at the five nins over his shoulder.

"Try to keep low profile in here, if you can. All kinds of weirdoes are aloof."

The three old men jumped away to the shadows.

Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke checked around the trees with their eyes. Nothing moved. Nothing they could sense, at least.

"Time to go", Kakashi said. He jumped up to the trees and they all followed.

The group of five nins ran swiftly along tree branches towards the north side of the village.

Two figures watched after them from a nearby treetop. One of them held a limp one-third-human, one-third-wolf, one-third-pig corpse from the throat. Blood trickled down the sharp nails used to pierce the animal, and dropped down towards the ground.

"Hmmz, lookz likez noz onez elze iz goingz toz attackz themz... Forz nowz Atz Leazt..."

"Ith certainlyh looksh soh, soh ith certainlyh looksh likeh."

The two figures swiftly jumped off after the Leaf nins and the Mist nin.

Kakashi led them around the crater along the small cover of the green-leaved trees.



A little while later Kakashi landed in front of the entrance to training area thirteen. The four others followed closely and kept an eye out for everything.

"Should have guessed..." Kakashi muttered as he watched into the giant square-shaped hole in the ground. Some little steam trickled up from the corners of the hole. He turned his head slightly.

"We're going down in here", he explained over his left shoulder.

"Down in... where?" Naruto pondered aloud. Kakashi just pointed at the ground with a single finger.

Everyone stared at the steaming hole.

"Down in... there."

Suddenly Kakashi's eyes widened briefly, and he turned his focus to the right.

"Lets go in right now", he said and looked around some more, "Before we get caught into a fight."

They walked closer to the edge of the hole. Wide steps descended into the earth, and a dark cave opening was the only visible thing at the lower end.

"Looks like our paths split here", Takyoku interrupted as they all stared at the square cave mouth.

Sakura quickly turned around and looked at her with a sad look on her face. She walked up to Takyoku.

"I guessed you would leave us... But I didn't want it to happen this fast."

"Oh Sakura..."

Takyoku grabbed hold of a loose strand of pink hair on Sakura's face and placed it behind her ear. A tear formed in the corner of Sakura's eye.

Sakura put her hands on Takyoku's shoulders and stood on her toes in front of the taller blue-green-pink-violet haired girl with golden blinking eyes.

Takyoku burst into tears and took Sakura into a warm hug.

"Sakura..."

"Takyoku..."

"I will never forget you..."

"I've never felt like I did yesterday..."

"You have opened my eyes to love..."

They broke the hug and faced each other.

"I love you, Sakura..." she whispered.

"I love you, Takyoku..." she quietly answered in her ear.

The kiss was soft and deep, the lust and the warmth entangling around their tongues, which gradually worked more purposefully and demandingly in their mouths. Takyoku ruffled Sakura's pink hair with one hand, Sakura's hands brushed up and down Takyoku's back (and occasionally the hips). Sakura felt a passing thud on her back when Takyoku fell on top of her into the grass in a fluff of light red silk.

To Sakura, Takyoku was her Goddess of love. Her statuesque beauty and forceful gentleness was nothing like she could have imagined ever confronting.

To Takyoku, Sakura was her saviour, her personal hero. The younger girl's bottomless hope and endless trust in beautiful love first lured her in, and later showed her the wonders of being alive.

Their love was a pure and untainted light shining brightly into their dark worlds full of killing.

Three boys looked wide-eyed at the turn of events.

"My Sakura-chan..." Naruto cried.

Takyoku's soft lips and tongue explored Sakura's throat and neck in large chunks. Sakura twisted and moaned loudly on the grass below her. She stole a kiss from Takyoku's lips whenever she had the chance.

"Hmm..." Kakashi pondered.

Sasuke stood quietly, though with a panicky look on his eyes.

"Uh-oh..." Sakura muttered as Takyoku stopped licking her, and ripped Sakura's Chinese dress top open. Her bra had been destroyed in the earlier fight, so she only had some bandaging quickly strapped around her for cover.

Takyoku stared down at Sakura's body with a feeling of triumph powerfully emanating from her pose, and then slowly turned to glare at the three boys. Naruto wiped drool from the side of his mouth. Sakura shyly tried to cover her chest a little with her hands, but knew better how it would make Takyoku react.

Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi looked back extremely curiously at the two lying on the ground.

"Oh well..." Sakura whispered. She let her hands fall to the ground, and a tear rolled down her cheek.

Takyoku grit her teeth, making a loud sound. Sakura hoped she didn't break any.

Takyoku suddenly jumped away to the trees and ran off.

Sakura lay on the grass hands loose on her sides, and breathed deep.

She didn't say anything, or move.

The boys decided to wait it out. They really didn't want to piss her off by doing something stupid just now.

Sakura sighed again, and slowly started to button her dress up again.

A quiet but angry gnarling sound could be heard from one of Sakura's pockets.

It was the pocket holding her summoning cards, and she only had one of them.



"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here", read the sign.

They had walked down several hundreds of steps and proceeded some way further into the dark cave. Takyoku had left and Sakura dreamed of her touch on her bare skin.

The only problem was, that Sakura dropped down on her knees every time she thought about it. But she'd learn to live with it, with the shining hope of eventually meeting her destined soulmate again.

"Sakura..." Sasuke said during one of these episodes.

Sakura's eyes widened as waves of electricity struck violently through her body again and again. That was for thinking about Takyoku's soft and wonderful lips.

"Hnnnn..... Sasuke-kun?" Sakura softly muttered aloud. Her eyesight was completely blurred, ears locked, and a curious taste filled her throat.

"Were you always... Were you always interested in girls?" Sasuke formed the question on all of the boys' minds.

"Hmm..." Sakura pondered, "No. But for some reason I stopped believing in men at some point."

She beamed a smile at Sasuke.

He frowned slightly, and pondered what she actually meant.

Sakura stood up from the floor and examined the cave, trying to look casual inbetween of having repeated orgasms in the middle of a ninja mission. She hopped behind the rocks and exchanged her underwear with a single swoop (Ninja-Pantsu: For Greater Flexibility) from the leg of her ninja suit tights. It didn't seem like anyone thought it was too suspicious.

"I have a bad, bad feeling about this..." Naruto muttered to no one in particular, looking around the dark cavern.

"Heh!" a surprised sound chuckled at them from somewhere. Nothing was visible in the darkness. Hot air blew at them from somewhere ahead.

"Welcome... To Hell... Heh!" the same deep voice sounded again.

The four inched deeper into the shadowy hallway one step at a time, and passed another wave of hot air going the other way. Finally after more several minutes of slow advancement they spotted a dead end ahead. Something large stood waiting at the tunnel's end, something large that didn't make any effort to make a move at them. They kept the defensive formation and pushed slowly onwards.

"I take it you have come for the tournament... Heh! Come closer, little peons... Heh!"

They took another step. Suddenly a huge tail appeared from the shadows and grabbed Sakura. It kept on strangling around and around her body in a very swift motion.

"Whoa", was all Sasuke had time to say as Sakura was already completely trapped.

"Seventh layer is your destination, child... Heh!"

The tail pulled Sakura up with fierce pressure and disappeared from sight, just to instantly reappear and trap Naruto. The hot gust of wind from throwing Sakura away blew forcefully at Kakashi and Sasuke.

"Guuh!!" Naruto grunted as the tail already coiled repeatedly around him and kept on strangling him more and more with each round. The tail stopped for a blink of an eye after it had coiled around him seven times.

The tail disappeared from sight pulling Naruto along with it. Only a hot air wave remained where Naruto just stood a fraction of a second earlier.

"Seventh layer for you as well my dear... Heh!"

Kakashi jumped away from the tail and it struck Sasuke instead. He couldn't move to avoid it, even when he saw it coming with the Sharingan.

"Seventh layer, isn't it a busy day today... Heh!"

The tail pulled Sasuke mercilessly up and disappeared to the shadows. Kakashi felt another very hot wave of air on his skin.

"Then the last little maggot... Heh!"

Kakashi jumped in sight from his makeshift hideout behind a nearby boulder.

"I guess you know my destination as well."

"Good! Heh! I'd have sent you there anyways, or my name isn't Minos... The guardian of Hell... Heh!!"

The tail grabbed Kakashi and twisted around him seven times before disappearing into the pitch-black shadows faster than the eye could follow, pulling the Jounin forcibly with it.

"Seventh layer... Everyone's going there today... Heh... Hmm!? Who's there? Heh!"

Two dark cloaked figures stood in front of Minos.

"Thez firstz phasez isz nowz completedz... Theyz allz havez enteredz thez seventhz layerz ofz Hellz."

"Trulyh soh. Shallh weh?"

"Minoz-sanz... Seventhz layerz pleasez."

"Sameh forh meh."

"You guys... Heh! I sure hope you don't want back up any more! Heh!!"

The scaled tail of Minos struck at the first figure from nowhere and strapped around the cloak at top speed. It coiled seven times around the short body and then tried to pull the body up in vain. It pulled again, this time harder, but to no avail. The rock floor and wall cracked under the pressure.

"Oppz, sorryz... Iz havez toz letz goz withz myz toez..."

"Well do so... Heh..."

Minos threw the first figure into the darkness, generating a gust of hot wind at the same time.

"Ongemashimashuh."

"The pleasure is all mine... Heh!"

The tail coiled around the second figure seven times and threw it away, down to the seventh layer of Hell.



Kakashi suddenly landed on a hot and tight small hallway. It was built right into the glowing red rock that emanated heavy, stinking heat and some constant dark red light into the small passage. The walk path turned from left to right and up to down already on the short section of visible hallway, like the miners would have been totally sloshed while digging this route. Here and there huge timber logs had been bolted deep into the walls, to keep the passage from collapsing and burying up everything down here for good.

Kakashi wiped his brow from the quickly accumulating sweat and quietly wondered to himself, if Hell qualified for a fire hazard.

He spotted his three students just a short walk ahead of him, all standing completely still in front of a small fist-sized hole in the middle of the hallway. A white circle had been painted around it.

Sasuke had his hands in the pockets and drilled an intent stare at the floor. Sakura held her hands in front of her chest. She watched the hole almost longingly. Naruto just kept hold of the back of his head with both hands as he stared at the same small hole. Kakashi curiously approached them in a very alarmed stance, as this kind of behaviour was most irrational in this kind of situation.

"What the heck are they doing?" Kakashi muttered to himself.

As Kakashi came closer, he suddenly heard a very small voice come up from the fist-sized hole.
...Jutsu-casting, assasinating crap of the world
You are not your payroll check
You are not your ninja uniform
You are not the contents of your scroll pouch
You are not your torture resistance
You are not your dirty laundry
You are not your exam results
You are not your fucking Jutsus...
"Oi!" Kakashi interrupted loudly.

"Huh?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke blinked.

Sakura looked around.

"Sensei... Where are we?" she asked.

Kakashi shook his head once again. Why did this always happen to him?

You have to realize that you are dead. Until you know that, you are useless.

"Don't get caught in traps that easily"

"What traps?"

"..."
I say... Deliver me from Stone Country pottery.
I say... Deliver me from industrially sharpened kunais.
I say... Deliver me from badass poses and cheesy punch lines.
I say... You have to give up.
"Lets go", Kakashi said.

You have to give up...

"O-ssu..." Sasuke said.

Everybody stared at him eyes wide.

"What?" he asked with an annoyed glare.

Kakashi sighed once more.

"Don't scare me like that!" Sakura said and shook her fist at Sasuke.

"Hell yeah!!" Inner Sakura added.

"Sasuke-hamster finally lost his marbles", Naruto grinned at him.

"Shut up..." Sasuke said and turned away to walk down the hallway. He managed to hide the heat rising to his cheeks, which might have brought up some completely unnecessary misunderstandings.

"Almost like you're blus..."

"Just shut up, dobe!" Sasuke half yelled and marched ahead.

Kakashi gave one last look at the hole on the ground behind him.

"Why do they have to wait until here before telling you that? Is that some kind of divine joke?" he pondered to himself.

...
This is your afterlife, doesn`t get any better than this.
This is your afterlife, this is your afterlife.
This is your afterlife, spending one minute at a time.

Welcome to Phlegethon...
If this is your first night, you have to fight.




I almost forgot to let you all in on the most crucial detail: DON'T PANIC!

Team Seven has gone down to Hell! How hideous-chu! But how will things turn out in the depths of Hell?! Where did the squirrels go!? What was the mention of the Tournament?! Will Inmon-san get his reading glasses back, or not!? Is there a giant conspiracy somewhere and against whom?! The suspension is just too great!!

See you next time. Bai bai~!