Hi!! Finally, I got around to making another chapter!! I'm sorry if it's not like the other chapters, it HAS been months since I've posted the last one. Hope you still like though! Review and let me know!!

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So anyway, Link and Zelda were… at the treehouse.

Zelda was yelling at carpenters. She decided to add a master bedroom to the treehouse.

Head Carpenter: But Princess, there's no way to support the bedroom!

Zelda: Yes there is! Build it and see!

HC: No there's not!

Zelda: *points to Head Carpenter* OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

*nothing happens*

Zelda: Okay then… umm… I'll give you money!

HC: Kid, you're supposed to give us money anyway.

Zelda: WHAT!?!? I never agreed to this! And you will address me as Zelda, Daughter of King… um… hey, does anyone know my dad's name?

Audience: *shakes heads*

Zelda: Alright. You will address me as Zelda, Daughter of King of Hyrule, Princess of Hyrule!

HC: … Okay then.

Link: Oh boy! I've always wanted a balcony!

Zelda: Not a balcony! A master bedroom! It's going to have a walk-in closet, and a big master bath, and…

HC: WHAT?! You never mentioned that before!

Zelda: … I could've sworn I did… *scratches her head*

HC: No, we're just going to build an extra room, Zelda, Daughter of King of Hyrule, Princess of Hyrule.

Zelda: No no no! It's Zelda, Daughter of King-

Then, a Gerudo lady comes running up.

Gerudo: Neeg gam moof da uff raiel!

Zelda: What kinda foreign language is that?

Gerudo: Fozzy… *swallows* Ahh… what a yummy sandwich… mmm… pickle and liver, my favorite! Anyway, I'm here for Nabooru.

Link: Who's Nabooru?

Gerudo: I think she's Gannondorf's girlfriend.

Zelda: Aha! I knew it!

Gerudo: Yeah, she told me to come here and find two kids and bring them back to her. Have you seen any kids around here?

Link: No we haven't.

Gerudo: Darn.

Link: Have you checked in the Lost Woods?

Gerudo: No, I'll do that. Thanks anyway!

HC: Hey kid! Got any chewed gum we could use to hold things together?

Link: Nope, sorry. Have you checked in the Lost Woods?

Gerudo: "Kid"? … Well, you're close enough to kids, so come with me.

Zelda: Make me!

Gerudo: What do I have to do to get you to come?

Zelda: I want a BIG feast held in my honor when we get there!

Gerudo: How about a Rubik's Cube? *holds a Rubik's Cube out*

Zelda: Whee! *grabs the cube* These things are so fun!

And they walk to Gerudo Valley, with the Rubik's Cube twisting and turning… twisting and turning… twisting and turning…. *drools* … in Zelda's hands. And then they arrive, and there's much rejoicing (yay).

Gerudo: Here we are.

Zelda: *grunt* Jeez, these things are so hard to solve! *twists and turns the Rubik's Cube some more*

Link: Yay! … Um, why are we here?

Gerudo: Well, you see… umm… *scratches head, looks at the beginning of the chapter* Oh yeah! Nabooru wanted to see you.

Link: Who's Nabooru?

Gerudo: I think she's Ganondorf's girlfriend.

Link: Oh.

The Gerudo leads them to Nabooru's room in the Gerudo Fortress. Nabooru is pacing across the room.

Nabooru: Good, Missa! You brought them! Link! Zelda! I really need to talk to you.

Zelda: Not now, I'm almost done. *makes one more twist* Aha! Solved it! *holds up the Rubik's Cube, even more messed up than it was when the Gerudo gave it to her*

Nabooru: Hey! Is that my Rubik's Cube? I've been looking everywhere for it! *snatches it*

Zelda: Hey!

Nabooru: Listen, you're detectives. Something of mine was stolen from me.

Link: Found it! *takes the Rubik's Cube from Nabooru, then gives it right back to her*

Nabooru: Not that! My jewel!

Zelda: Your what?

Nabooru: Jewel! Jewel!! The one that went in my hair! The big ruby-like one.

Zelda: And what about it?

Nabooru. It was stolen.

Zelda: What was stolen?

Nabooru: My jewel!

Zelda: And what abo-

Link: I have a jewel! *pulls out a red rupee* Is this it?

Nabooru: No… *sigh*

Link: Hey look! It's a green belt!

Nabooru: Who's is it?

Link: Looks like Mido's… this could only mean one thing!

Zelda: What?

Link: Someone must've kidnapped Mido and then came here to steal your dog!

Nabooru: It's my jewel that was stolen!

Link: *ponders*

Zelda: Look what I found! *picks up a piece of paper*

Nabooru: Hmm… *takes paper from Zelda* "Dear pretty Gerudo lady, I have stolen your jewel. From…" something's scratched out here, then it's signed, "Anonymous".

Link: *looks at paper* That looks like Mido's handwriting! This could only mean one thing…

Nabooru: What?

Link: The kidnapper/thief must've forced Mido to write the note!

Zelda: Link, have you ever thought that maybe MIDO IS THE CULPRIT?!

Link: … Nope.

Zelda: C'mon!

And Zelda leads them back to the Kokiri Forest.

Zelda: Okay, Link. Where does Mido live?

Link: This way! *leads them to the treehouse*

HC (remember him from the beginning of the chapter?): Glad you're back. Listen, we tried to build your extra room, but it just wouldn't stay.

Zelda: WHAT?! How dare you! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

*nothing happens*

Zelda: Rats… fine then! Be gone! And stay out of my castle!

Nabooru: I thought we were in the Kokiri Forest.

Link: Heh heh… Kokiri…

Zelda: Hey Link! There's Mido! Over there! *points*

Nabooru: Hey you! C'mere!

Mido: Whaddaya want? *tries to hide the huge jewel behind his back, but it's plainly obvious he has it*

Zelda: I think you have something that belongs to this Gerudo.

Mido: No I don't. *looks around nervously*

Link: Oh, you don't? Rats…

Nabooru: *walks up behind Mido and snatches the jewel* Aha!

Mido: *sobbing* No! I was going to give that to Saria!

Zelda: Dude, face the facts. Saria won't like you no matter how many presents you give her.

Mido: *sticks fingers in his ears* NO! I'M NOT LISTENING LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA-

Zelda: Mido, where did you get the jewel?

Mido: LA LA LA LA LA LA-

Zelda: *slaps Mido*

Mido: Ow! Alright, I admit it. I stole the jewel! I went right into the Gerudo fortress and stole it right out of this lady's hair!

Link: If you're a Kokiri, then how'd you leave the Forest and get the jewel?

Everybody: …

Audience: …

*"Twilight Zone" music*

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Another case "solved"! I hope y'all are happy… cuz I am!! WAHOO!!! *runs around* Review! And I promise that I won't ever threaten to take it down again…

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