Hello! It is I, aura kitten-za! I've got a life, yah? Yah. Definitely.
That life consists of reading, laughing, writing, doing homework, laughing,
watching tv, taking care of my cats, laughing, being pessimistic, and
laughing...
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh characters, but I do have some duel monster cards. Ya wanna see them? I've got flash assailant, beaver warrior, arsenal robber, toon world, and many more cards. Well not that many, just about seventy...most people have hundreds...I wish I had that many....
Well here's the story:
Chapter 1: Jack and Jill
"Hello, I am Bakura and I'm here to share with you a...what!?" **Bakura glares at the index card in his hands** "You want me to read this?! Dammit! Do I look like mother goose?"
**Ryou rushes onto stage in a hurry** "Shush! Children are watching this show!" he whispers. **clamps a hand over Bakura's mouth while looking at the audience which consists of tiny little grade-school kids** "Sorry for the profanity! The show will continu--**Bakura licks Ryou's hand**Augh! Disgusting!" **rushes off stage wagging sticky, wet hand**
**smiles demonically** "Okay then, good-bye!"
"Damn you! I'll cut that tongue of yours out of your bloody head, if you try that again!" **sees little children gasping O.O** "Excuse my language kids! The show will continue! Don't worry! **glares daggers at Bakura**
"Hey! I'm still getting paid for this right? All right then."
**looks at the children with his best toothy grin** "I'm here to share with you liddle kiddies," **he gives everyone in the audience a sinister smile** **the audience sweat drops O.O()** "A few rhymes by Mother Goose." **laughs with a maniacal edge** "What kind of name is 'Mother Goose'?! Ha-ha-ha!" **bursts into a fit of laughter while audience stares at him getting goosebumps**
The curtain falls, though a dark and demonic laughter can still be heard, echoing, leaving the audience with chills and goosebumps...The laughter soon dies away as the lights dim down..."OW!" "Shush!" "Damn you, Ryou!"
**curtains lift to reveal Yugi and Tea standing next to eachother dressed in strange theatrical garb** Behind them is a huge green mound that takes up the entire stage with a paper-mache well at the top. **Yugi holds an empty bucket in his hands**
Bakura is standing beside the well at the top of the hill-mound thingy, and glaring at the audience with his flaring blood-brown eyes. **clears throat** "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water." **glares at Yugi and Tea** They skip up the hill and Yugi trips over the bucket, (since he's so short!)
"You're not supposed to go 'tumbling down' until Mother Goose says the line!" shouts Tea as she reaches the well and watches Yugi roll downwards.
"Dammit! Call me that again and you'll get it!" He glares meanfully at Tea as he says the next line, "Jack fell down and broke his crown."
"Oh NO! I broke my millennium puzzle!" yells Yugi as he reaches the bottom and sees the disassembled peices of the puzzle scattered around him.
"You're supposed to brake something right? Well then the puzzle could count as your crown then!" shouts Bakura.
"And Jill goes tumbling after." **Bakura looks expectantly at Tea** "Well?"
"I'm not going to tumble down after! This hill looks alive! And I must befriend it so that it won't hurt me when I fall down it!" **she launches into a speech about friendship and why the hill should be her friend...**
"I said 'And Jill came tumbling after' dammit! If I say you're gonna tumble then tumble you will!" says Bakura. **rushes over to Tea's side of the well and pushes her down**
"Noooooooo! I haven't finished telling everyone about friendship-p-p- p...." cries Tea as she falls. She hits the bottom and bounces forward as a trap door opens up in front of her and swallows her up into its darkness.
Bakura glances at the audience and smiles innocently while shoving a "Trap Hole" card into his pocket. "Hm. I wonder what happened to her. Well I think it's time for another rhyme." ____________________________________________
This was a chance for me to try my luck at humor...or something like that. If you all want another chapter, review! Be considerate of my feelings! Flames make me laugh and praise makes my head big. Wait! That doesn't mean I want flamers and no praise...that means...uh...flames burn and praise freezes? No! Flames equal ouchie! And praise equals happy. There. Bye!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh characters, but I do have some duel monster cards. Ya wanna see them? I've got flash assailant, beaver warrior, arsenal robber, toon world, and many more cards. Well not that many, just about seventy...most people have hundreds...I wish I had that many....
Well here's the story:
Chapter 1: Jack and Jill
"Hello, I am Bakura and I'm here to share with you a...what!?" **Bakura glares at the index card in his hands** "You want me to read this?! Dammit! Do I look like mother goose?"
**Ryou rushes onto stage in a hurry** "Shush! Children are watching this show!" he whispers. **clamps a hand over Bakura's mouth while looking at the audience which consists of tiny little grade-school kids** "Sorry for the profanity! The show will continu--**Bakura licks Ryou's hand**Augh! Disgusting!" **rushes off stage wagging sticky, wet hand**
**smiles demonically** "Okay then, good-bye!"
"Damn you! I'll cut that tongue of yours out of your bloody head, if you try that again!" **sees little children gasping O.O** "Excuse my language kids! The show will continue! Don't worry! **glares daggers at Bakura**
"Hey! I'm still getting paid for this right? All right then."
**looks at the children with his best toothy grin** "I'm here to share with you liddle kiddies," **he gives everyone in the audience a sinister smile** **the audience sweat drops O.O()** "A few rhymes by Mother Goose." **laughs with a maniacal edge** "What kind of name is 'Mother Goose'?! Ha-ha-ha!" **bursts into a fit of laughter while audience stares at him getting goosebumps**
The curtain falls, though a dark and demonic laughter can still be heard, echoing, leaving the audience with chills and goosebumps...The laughter soon dies away as the lights dim down..."OW!" "Shush!" "Damn you, Ryou!"
**curtains lift to reveal Yugi and Tea standing next to eachother dressed in strange theatrical garb** Behind them is a huge green mound that takes up the entire stage with a paper-mache well at the top. **Yugi holds an empty bucket in his hands**
Bakura is standing beside the well at the top of the hill-mound thingy, and glaring at the audience with his flaring blood-brown eyes. **clears throat** "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water." **glares at Yugi and Tea** They skip up the hill and Yugi trips over the bucket, (since he's so short!)
"You're not supposed to go 'tumbling down' until Mother Goose says the line!" shouts Tea as she reaches the well and watches Yugi roll downwards.
"Dammit! Call me that again and you'll get it!" He glares meanfully at Tea as he says the next line, "Jack fell down and broke his crown."
"Oh NO! I broke my millennium puzzle!" yells Yugi as he reaches the bottom and sees the disassembled peices of the puzzle scattered around him.
"You're supposed to brake something right? Well then the puzzle could count as your crown then!" shouts Bakura.
"And Jill goes tumbling after." **Bakura looks expectantly at Tea** "Well?"
"I'm not going to tumble down after! This hill looks alive! And I must befriend it so that it won't hurt me when I fall down it!" **she launches into a speech about friendship and why the hill should be her friend...**
"I said 'And Jill came tumbling after' dammit! If I say you're gonna tumble then tumble you will!" says Bakura. **rushes over to Tea's side of the well and pushes her down**
"Noooooooo! I haven't finished telling everyone about friendship-p-p- p...." cries Tea as she falls. She hits the bottom and bounces forward as a trap door opens up in front of her and swallows her up into its darkness.
Bakura glances at the audience and smiles innocently while shoving a "Trap Hole" card into his pocket. "Hm. I wonder what happened to her. Well I think it's time for another rhyme." ____________________________________________
This was a chance for me to try my luck at humor...or something like that. If you all want another chapter, review! Be considerate of my feelings! Flames make me laugh and praise makes my head big. Wait! That doesn't mean I want flamers and no praise...that means...uh...flames burn and praise freezes? No! Flames equal ouchie! And praise equals happy. There. Bye!
