Chapter Thirty-five: Random insanity
A/N: Okiday, this is getting serious, so let's lighten the mood for a chapter. I know this chapter will probably make very little grammatical since, simply because I don't speak much Japanese. I try, but I have not learned it yet. _ Anyway, here's the chapter of random insanity. It has nothing to do with the story. Normal disclaimers to any anime characters that might pop up. Also, the translations are for your benefit, not poor Ryu-chan's. Bwahahahha!!!
Chase: Konichi wa, minna-san! Watashi kibo ananta ga tanoshima TIME AND TIME AGAIN kore made no kokoro. Sore wa dewa mata!
(Hey ya'll! I hope you enjoy TIME AND TIME AGAIN thus far. It is so long!)
Ryuujin: Chase? What did you just say?
Chase: Hitsujuhin watashi ripito watashijinshin? Anna-chan wakarus, ne Anna- chan?
(Must I repeat myself? Anna-chan understands, ne Anna-chan?)
Anna: Hai! * evil look towards Ryu* Kore wa haraikaesu no tame ni watashi no Mighty Paper Fan! MWAHAHHAHAHAHA!
(Yes! This is pay back for my Mighty Paper fan!)
Ryuujin: *sweatdrop * I'm not sure what you just said, but it can't be good…
Xelloss: 'Allo!
Ryuujin: AH! Someone speaks English! *grins *
Anna: Iiiiiiiieeeeeeee!! Anta! Anta aru watshi no chosakuken no watashi no iro! Ataeru sore senaka!!
(Nooooo! You! You have my copywrite to my colour! Give it back!)
Xelloss: *waggles finger * Iie, Anna-san! Sore wa watashi no iro.
(No Miss Anna! It's my colour.)
Chase: Baka.
Anna: *seething *
Ryuujin: What the heck are you people talking about?!
Chase: Ima no murasaki.
(Colour purple.)
Anna: Mazaku no baka!!
Xelloss: *rips open dimension hole *Ja ne!
Anna: *blasts open the portal *
Ryuujin: *sweatdrop * I didn't know she could do that…
Chase: Kore wa nai eki…
(this is no good…)
*portal explodes and everything goes black *
Chase: *brings match from Bottomless Pit of Arsenal * Nani?
*from somewhere in the place * LIGHTING!
Chase: Lina!
Ryuujin: Who?
Lina: Konichi wa, Chase! Doko ga watashitashi?
(Hey, Chase! Where are we?)
Chase: Watashi wa nai tashika.
(I'm not sure.)
Kenshin: Chase-dono!
Chase: WAI! Kenshin-kun!! Karou-san, Yahiko-chan, Sano-kun, soshite Megumi- san koko de?
( Are Karou, Yahiko, Sano, and Megumi here?)
Kenshin: Hai de gazaru.
(Yes, that they are.)
Yahiko: Ore wa NAI hitosu kodomo!!
(I am NOT a little kid!!)
Chase: *grins * Hai, hai, Yahiko, watashi shitteiru.
(Yes, yes, Yahiko, I know.)
Ryuujin: *sweatdrop * Help…
Anna: *stops pummeling Xelloss and turns toward Chase * Ne, Chase-chan, sore wa Miaka?
(Isn't that Miaka?)
Chase: Sazaku senshi sohite miko! Nuriko Sama!!
(Suzaku warriors and priestess! Nuriko!!)
Nuriko: Konichi wa, Chase-chan.
Inu Yasha: *from behind Chase taps her head * Oi! Shojo!
(Hey! Girl!)
Chase: *twitch * Kogome? Onegai?
(Please?)
Kogome: Hai! Inu Yasha, osawa!
(Yes! Inu Yasha, sit!)
Inu Yasha: *fwap *
Chase: Xelloss! Nani de suka?!
(Xelloss! What is this?!)
Filia: Namigomi no baka. Anta itsumo riyu kon'nan!
(Stupid namigomi. You always cause trouble!)
Xelloss: Ore wa mujaki… kore jikan…
(I'm innocent… this time…)
Amelia: Xelloss-san! Watashi jokyu anta selto ananta no machigatteirus migi! Sore ni, watashi yokyu anta yameru ananta no ju'aku hohos soshite-
(Mr. Xelloss! I demand you set your wrongs right! Furthermore, I demand you stop your evil ways and-)
Chase: *bops Amelia over the head * Watashitashi aru kiku anta, soshite watashitashi suru nai shinpa! Anou…Damede!
(We all hear you and we don't care! So.. SHUT UP!)
Amelia: Chase-san! Ananta wa ni tasuke ano gawa no aku!?
(Miss Chase! Are you to take the side of evil?)
Ryuujin: WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE RAMBLING ABOUT!!?! LET ME OUT!!!
Chase: Watashi wa tsukareta no ananta no seigi wamekitaterus!
(I'm tired of your justice rants!)
Ima, Xel, okuru minna senaka ni watashitashi jishin no sekais.
(Now, Xel, send everyone back to our own worlds.)
Xelloss: Iie.
Chase/Anna/everyone but Ryu because he doesn't understand any of this: DOSHITE?!?!??!
Xelloss: *grins and waggles finger * Sore wa… himitsu Des!
Filia: Ananta niteiru ni miru minna-san higuisha?!
(You want to see everyone suffer?)
Xelloss: Anou… Hai… demo, sore wa nai ano riyu.
(Well, yes, but that's not the reason.)
Kenshin: Sono toki… doshite de gazaru ka?
(then why?)
Xelloss: *grins and looks back at Ryu * To annoy him.
Ryuujin: *beats the trickster priest until he lets them all out *
(back in the normal world)
Ryuujin: Who WAS that?!
Anna: A friend of Chase's.
Chase: *innocent grin *
A/N: Okiday, this is getting serious, so let's lighten the mood for a chapter. I know this chapter will probably make very little grammatical since, simply because I don't speak much Japanese. I try, but I have not learned it yet. _ Anyway, here's the chapter of random insanity. It has nothing to do with the story. Normal disclaimers to any anime characters that might pop up. Also, the translations are for your benefit, not poor Ryu-chan's. Bwahahahha!!!
Chase: Konichi wa, minna-san! Watashi kibo ananta ga tanoshima TIME AND TIME AGAIN kore made no kokoro. Sore wa dewa mata!
(Hey ya'll! I hope you enjoy TIME AND TIME AGAIN thus far. It is so long!)
Ryuujin: Chase? What did you just say?
Chase: Hitsujuhin watashi ripito watashijinshin? Anna-chan wakarus, ne Anna- chan?
(Must I repeat myself? Anna-chan understands, ne Anna-chan?)
Anna: Hai! * evil look towards Ryu* Kore wa haraikaesu no tame ni watashi no Mighty Paper Fan! MWAHAHHAHAHAHA!
(Yes! This is pay back for my Mighty Paper fan!)
Ryuujin: *sweatdrop * I'm not sure what you just said, but it can't be good…
Xelloss: 'Allo!
Ryuujin: AH! Someone speaks English! *grins *
Anna: Iiiiiiiieeeeeeee!! Anta! Anta aru watshi no chosakuken no watashi no iro! Ataeru sore senaka!!
(Nooooo! You! You have my copywrite to my colour! Give it back!)
Xelloss: *waggles finger * Iie, Anna-san! Sore wa watashi no iro.
(No Miss Anna! It's my colour.)
Chase: Baka.
Anna: *seething *
Ryuujin: What the heck are you people talking about?!
Chase: Ima no murasaki.
(Colour purple.)
Anna: Mazaku no baka!!
Xelloss: *rips open dimension hole *Ja ne!
Anna: *blasts open the portal *
Ryuujin: *sweatdrop * I didn't know she could do that…
Chase: Kore wa nai eki…
(this is no good…)
*portal explodes and everything goes black *
Chase: *brings match from Bottomless Pit of Arsenal * Nani?
*from somewhere in the place * LIGHTING!
Chase: Lina!
Ryuujin: Who?
Lina: Konichi wa, Chase! Doko ga watashitashi?
(Hey, Chase! Where are we?)
Chase: Watashi wa nai tashika.
(I'm not sure.)
Kenshin: Chase-dono!
Chase: WAI! Kenshin-kun!! Karou-san, Yahiko-chan, Sano-kun, soshite Megumi- san koko de?
( Are Karou, Yahiko, Sano, and Megumi here?)
Kenshin: Hai de gazaru.
(Yes, that they are.)
Yahiko: Ore wa NAI hitosu kodomo!!
(I am NOT a little kid!!)
Chase: *grins * Hai, hai, Yahiko, watashi shitteiru.
(Yes, yes, Yahiko, I know.)
Ryuujin: *sweatdrop * Help…
Anna: *stops pummeling Xelloss and turns toward Chase * Ne, Chase-chan, sore wa Miaka?
(Isn't that Miaka?)
Chase: Sazaku senshi sohite miko! Nuriko Sama!!
(Suzaku warriors and priestess! Nuriko!!)
Nuriko: Konichi wa, Chase-chan.
Inu Yasha: *from behind Chase taps her head * Oi! Shojo!
(Hey! Girl!)
Chase: *twitch * Kogome? Onegai?
(Please?)
Kogome: Hai! Inu Yasha, osawa!
(Yes! Inu Yasha, sit!)
Inu Yasha: *fwap *
Chase: Xelloss! Nani de suka?!
(Xelloss! What is this?!)
Filia: Namigomi no baka. Anta itsumo riyu kon'nan!
(Stupid namigomi. You always cause trouble!)
Xelloss: Ore wa mujaki… kore jikan…
(I'm innocent… this time…)
Amelia: Xelloss-san! Watashi jokyu anta selto ananta no machigatteirus migi! Sore ni, watashi yokyu anta yameru ananta no ju'aku hohos soshite-
(Mr. Xelloss! I demand you set your wrongs right! Furthermore, I demand you stop your evil ways and-)
Chase: *bops Amelia over the head * Watashitashi aru kiku anta, soshite watashitashi suru nai shinpa! Anou…Damede!
(We all hear you and we don't care! So.. SHUT UP!)
Amelia: Chase-san! Ananta wa ni tasuke ano gawa no aku!?
(Miss Chase! Are you to take the side of evil?)
Ryuujin: WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE RAMBLING ABOUT!!?! LET ME OUT!!!
Chase: Watashi wa tsukareta no ananta no seigi wamekitaterus!
(I'm tired of your justice rants!)
Ima, Xel, okuru minna senaka ni watashitashi jishin no sekais.
(Now, Xel, send everyone back to our own worlds.)
Xelloss: Iie.
Chase/Anna/everyone but Ryu because he doesn't understand any of this: DOSHITE?!?!??!
Xelloss: *grins and waggles finger * Sore wa… himitsu Des!
Filia: Ananta niteiru ni miru minna-san higuisha?!
(You want to see everyone suffer?)
Xelloss: Anou… Hai… demo, sore wa nai ano riyu.
(Well, yes, but that's not the reason.)
Kenshin: Sono toki… doshite de gazaru ka?
(then why?)
Xelloss: *grins and looks back at Ryu * To annoy him.
Ryuujin: *beats the trickster priest until he lets them all out *
(back in the normal world)
Ryuujin: Who WAS that?!
Anna: A friend of Chase's.
Chase: *innocent grin *
