Heya! It's me aura kitten again! Here's chapter 2 for Bakura Goose! I think it's longer than the first chapter. If you have the time, could you read Magic of Mischief and tell me what your opinions are? Or you could ignore that and just read this chapter. Whatever...^_^()... And I use the characters names in the English anime. Like Honda=Tristan. Yuugi=Yugi. Anzu=Tea. Bakura=Ryou. Yami Bakura=Bakura. Malik=Malik. Yami Malik=Yami Malik. And then Yami Yugi=Yami. Or that's how I shall call the characters as. OK?

Disclaimer: Die birdies! DIE!! Those evil, cat food chugging cretins of the sky must die! No! Don't kill the birdies! Take this! And this! And that! **shoves other with a bunch of plushies** What're these for? Too say that I don't own them. Huh? I don't own the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh, and these plushies are what Bakura turned them all into....So here! **showers other with plushies of the Yu-Gi-Oh cast. Oh! Bakura-sama! Speak of the devil, eh? Must resist urge to...annoy! Pwa-ha- ha-ha-haaaaaaaaa! **rushes over to Bakura to annoy him** Okay then...here's the next story!

Chapter 2: Hey Diddle, diddle.

The curtains fell down once more. A large thunking sound could be heard. "Ow!" And then the whoosh of something like a balloon that had its air slowly released could be heard...(that's the hill!)

**Clunk! Thunk! Wham! Jingle! Slam!** And assortment of sounds can be heard.

**Curtains shift and Bakura emerges**

"Ahem! It seems we are having a few minor difficulties. This may take a while," he says. **the curtain bulges and a scream can be heard** "Why you dirty b*st*rd! I'll send you to the shadow realm if you dare touch me! Aack! Where'd my rod go?!"

"I have it you moron!"

"I'll go see what's holding them up, now, shall I?" **Bakura goes back behind the curtain** "Give me that!"

"Ow!"

Klunk!!

"Ow!"

"Shut up!"

"Why don't you!"

Thunk!!

"Okie-dokie, lemon-pokieeeeeeeee..."

**rustle, rustle**

**Bakura re-merges** "Now on with the show! **gives best evably demented glare** Yes. Evably. It's a new word I just made up that means evilly. Don't like it? Too bad! You have no say in what goes on in my head! Waa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!

The curtains lift slowly and steadily. **creakily, creakily, creakily** There is a dark blue sky background with a large whitish globe hanging at the ceiling. The mound is gone...

"Hey diddle, diddle..." **Bakura bursts into laughter** "Ha-ha-ha! This Mother Goose character must have had a screw loose! What kind of word is diddle?! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaa!"

**children in audience sweat drop. O.O().** "He's scary..." "He's creepy!" "He's awesome!" **parents and teachers sweat drop. ^.^().** "He's not from the mental asylum across the street is he?" "Hope not." "Be afraid, dear fellows, be very afraid..."

**a shoe is thrown and hits Bakura on the head** "Ow! I think a fly bit me!" **looks at the ground and sees the shoe**

"Shut-up and get on with the rhyme already!" a voice threatens from behind the scenes.

"Ryou? That you?" Bakura started laughing again. "Ryou, you throw like a girl!" He snorted in derision and burst into horrendous laughter. "Okay then."

"And besides, diddle is a real word. It means 1. To waste time. 2. To cheat or swindle. So there."

"You just love to kill the joy in things don't you, Ryou? Well fine then! Ahem! Hey diddle, diddle! The cat and the fiddle."

"Hey! Watch it will ya?!" A figure emerges, or rather, is pushed out from the side. It's Tristan and he's wearing a large cat costume with a huge floppy tail and a headband with cat ears attached. (Gosh, he looks like a doofus! It looks like someone ran him over and then backed up and ran him over again. I wonder who designed the costumes for this play...)

"Whaddo I do with dis?!" he called back.

**Ryou's voice can be heard** "Go play it or something!" he whispered as loudly as he could to Tristan.

**Tristan puts the instrument upside-down on his shoulder and in his hand, with the bow in the other hand.** "Okay then!" **starts dragging the bow across the strings and sings** **Screech!** La-la-laaaaaa! **Screech-screech-screeeeeeech!** "Meow-meow!" **screeeeech-scritch- squeeek!**

"Shut it!" shouted Bakura. **stealthily puts hand behind him.**

**Floor opens up beneath Tristan** "WAAAHH!"

"The cow jumped over the moon," Bakura continued, nonchalantly, acting as if nothing had happened.

**Yami Malik emerges, and he's hooked up to a rope and harness** "Why do I have to be the cow?!" he yells at Bakura in his weird, deep voice, glaring. He was wearing a black and white, polka-dotted costume with a stringy tail swinging back and forth...

"Because," said Bakura, giving him an equally fierce and demented glare. "Your face looks like it got smashed by a cow so you pretty much fit the part in a way."

"Why you!"

"Heave! Ho!" shouted someone from behind the scenes. **Yami Malik lifts off into the air and launched toward the glowing moon-ball hanging from the ceiling.** "Hey!" **Y. Malik crashes into paper mache moon and it collapses, he falls**

"You're supposed to jump over the moon, not into it you moron!" shouted Bakura. "Fine then," he said as he watched Y. Malik fall down the same hole that Tristan had fallen into. "The little dog laughed to see such sport."

**Joey's now pushed onto the stage** "Haa-haaa-haaaa! See ya Malik!" He's wearing the doggy costume again. Heh-heh.... "Ha-ha-ha-haaa!"

"And the dish ran away with the spoon."

Nothing happens.

"I said, 'And the dish ran away with the spoon!' If I have to say that line, one more time..."

**Duke and Joey's sister, Serenity, come dashing across the stage in weird gray flopping costumes**

"Oh no you don't!" shouts Tristan as he climbs out of the Trap Hole, possibly by climbing up on Y. Maliks head like a step ladder..."Ow!"

"Uh-oh!" says Duke. Then to Serenity, "Uh...come on Serenity, let's get outta here!"

*Joey stops laughing** "Hey! Watcha think yer doin' wit my siste?!"

"Oh, hi Joey," says Serenity.

"Run!" shouts Duke as he grabs hold of Serenity's hand and starts running away from the angered brother and friend.

**Ryou rushes onto the stage** "Er...we have to fetch those cast members. Sorry, but the show will continue after a few...er...changes, have been made."

**curtain falls** Wham! "And I do not throw like a girl!" Wham! Wham! Wham!

"You think hitting me with that rubber mallet hurts? Well think again weakling!"

"Monster!"

"Pathetic Mortal!"

"Old fart!" ____________________________________________________ Huh. Well that's the end of chappie 2! Read and Review peoples of the world! Please! Now! Do as I command! Er...say! A-heh-heh...bye! R&R! I'll have to do some thinking for chapter 3, if you review, flames okay too, I may update more frequently...BUT! If you're gonna flame, be nice about! Don't be rude with the caps lock and the profanity. Use big words to confuse me if ya like, but I have quite an extensive vocabulary. What does "extensive" mean? Oh well...it has something to do with large... And thanks to my reviewers: Carmen5-Nemrac, Heather, ShikariHunter, animecrazy2, Somnia Lustre, Magic-Rox-Girl, and Helbaworshipper. Thank-you mah fine and divine reviewing sublime!