It's chapter 3!!!! It's a strange chapter if ya ask me...heh-heh.... Since it is now spring break, I shall be working on my fanfics and stuff more!!

Disclaimer: I doughnut own Yu-Gi-Oh. See? What a wonderful disclaimer, eh?

Chapter 3: Old Mother Hubbard

**curtains fall down** "Hello everyone!" says a cheerful Ryou, as he crawls out from the curtains. "We are having minor difficulties, but we will proceed! I will be reading the next rhyme or so, since our main host is currently, er...indisposed of at the moment."

**yelling can be heard from behind the curtains** "Get this thing off me! This white cloth is constricting my arms!"

"Well duh! It is a straight jacket after all!"

"Do I look crazy?!"

"Do you really want me to answer that?"

**Ryou pokes his head back into the curtains** "Could you be a bit quieter? I'm trying to introduce the next rhyme," he whispered.

**Bakura's screams can be heard** "Get this thing offa meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Have you found the syringe yet?" Ryou asks to someone behind the curtain.

"Not yet...ah! Here it is!"

"What are you doing with that!?!"

"Hold still Bakura!"

"AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

**Ryou re-emerges** "The next rhyme is one that I'm sure we're all familiar with."

**curtains lift** "Damn you all," said Seto Kaiba coldly, glaring at Ryou and then the rest of the audience. He wore a fluffy, powdery, gray wig and a pair of spectacles lay balanced on his nose. He wore a lacy pink night gown with flower embroidery with a matching pink cap. He even wore pink bunny slippers! "Damn blackmail..." he muttered under his breath.

And beside him on the floor sat Joey. Dressed in his doggy costume and a gianct red collar. "Damn you too," said Seto to Joey.

"Why you!"

"Dogs should be seen, not heard! Down mutt!" **Seto steps aside as Joey lunges at him** "Bark dog!" **Joey growls and jumps at Seto and starts biting his arm** "Augh! Dog slobber! This is a designer, uh, gown! You're contaminating it, mutt!"

"Who ya callin' a mutt?!"

"Ahem!" said Ryou, gazing back at the bickering duo. "On with the rhyme now. Okay! Old Mother Hubbard went--"

**demonic laughter can be heard...audience sweat drops once more...~_~()** "What kinda name is Hubbard!?! Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha- haaaaaaaaaa!!!!"

"Give him another dose Malik!" shouted Ryou to the blocked off part of the stage on his left.

"You got it!" replied Malik.

"What're you doing?! HEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!"

"Hm. Alright then! Old Mother Hubbard..." Ryou looked back suspiciously, waiting for another outburst. After a moment he continued. "Went to her cupboard to get her poor dog a bone."

Grudgingly Seto walks over to the shiny brown cupboard, while an even more annoyed Joey doggy followed him, crawling on his hands and feet, like a good widdle doggy should... "Grrrrr...."

"Shaddup mutt!" said Kaiba. **opens cupboard**

"But when she got there, the cupboard was bare. And so the poor dog had none," said Ryou, competing the rhyme.

"Oh too bad. No bone."

"Play your part," whispered Ryou, looking to his left, threateningly.

"Fine then!" shouted Seto. And in a high pitched tone, he said, "Oh too bad! My poor little mutt gets no treat! Boo-hoo! Hoo-boo!"

"Grrrrr.... Who ya callin' a mutt?! And look!" shouted Joey. **opens a secret compartment drawer in the cupboard** "See? Plenty a bones!" **double takes** "B-bones? Whose bones are dese?!" cried Joey, starting to freak out. "WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!" **runs away**

"Hm. I was wondering where I'd put those," said Kaiba, rather joyfully, picking out a skull from the drawer. **moves jaw up and down** "Hello," says Kaiba in a weird voice and accent, "I used to work for Mr. Kaiba." "Why yes you did," Kaiba replied back to the skull. He sat down and started to converse with the bones...

"Uh...help? Anyone? Bakura! I've just found someone who's more psychotic than you! Help me someone!" **Ryou runs off the stage, leaving Kaiba to talk to the bones...**

**audience faints** ________________________________________________________

How'd everyone like chapter 3? Hope ya'll enjoyed it! I took Bunny Aino()'s suggestion about Seto and Joey being in Mother Hubbard. Thanks to all my reviewers! Let's see who they are...

Thanks to: Bunny Aino(), Helbaworshipper, Sugar-Kat, Angela, Mysterious Anime Fantom, and anime crazy2!!!!!!!!!! Rinse and Rise peoples! I mean...righteously rude peoples!!! No! What I meant ta say is...read and review! Ha! I got it right! **someone can be heard muttering, "Finally"** I heard that!