Hello!!! I think that I learn a bit about myself everyday. I learned that
I'm annoying! I'm annoying! Yay!!!!! Er...no wait...that's not a good
thing.... Huh. I wish I were a helpful person instead of just annoying...it
kinda makes me sad to know that I'm annoying...and my mom called me evil...is
it my fault that my fingers felt like scratching someone? On second
thought...don't answer that. Okie-doke! Here's da disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I am the disclaimer! The claimer of dis! Er...was that mixed up? I tink so! Uh...I don't own Yugioh...I think some Old guy does...yeah...if you are older than fifteen or twenty years old then you are old, with a capital O. If you are older than four or five, then you are old with a lower case o. So I'm old................yeah. And some of the characters may be a tad bit out of character...aw heck, you should already know that if you've read this far.
Chapter...heck if I remember...: Jack be Nimble.
Later, when everyone had been revived from their faint and Seto and his cupboard were removed...
"Thanks to our smelling salt monkey," said Bakura, flexing his arms and fingers, which were just released from their straight jacket... "You are all awake and well to watch as our chimpanzees act out the works of "Mother Goose"...Ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!" **bursts into cackling laughter** "Ha-ha! Mother Goose! Ha-ha-haaaaaaaa!!!!"
**shoe comes flying from behind the scenes and hits Bakura on his head** "Ow! That stung! Who threw that?!" shouted Bakura looking to his right.
"I'm not a "smelling salt monkey!" shouted Mokuba as he came onto the stage. "Oh! Hi everyone! I'm the one who revived you all!" **holds up a vial of some vile substance...** "And I'm not a monkey!"
**a monkey comes out on stage** "And I'm not a human!" **looks at human audience** "Whoops...er...I mean, ooh-ooh-ah-ah-haaaa-ahhhhhh!" **runs away**
**Bakura marches toward Mokuba** "Get lost runt!" **grabs his collar and throws him back behind the scenes** "Hm...here! **reaches into pocket to pull out a card** "Go!" **a beast appears and it's a...a...a tiny little hamster called Bubonic vermin?!** "Who put that in my deck?!"
"I did!" **Ryou emerges**
"What?!"
"I thought it suited your personality."
"Go Magical Ghost! Hunt down that pathetic mortal!" screamed Bakura as he summoned it into the real world.
"AAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" **Ryou runs away with the monster hot on his trail**
"Ahem," said Bakura nonchalantly. "This next rhyme is rather short, but I hope you enjoy it." **gives audience another maniacal grin**
**curtains close and then open** **Yami is standing to the rightish of the stage and Pegasus is standing in the center dressed in some bulging white rubberish-looking material...**
"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jump over the candle--"
"Hold it! One second!" shouted Yami. "Not even Jack could jump over him!" **points to Pegasus who, obviously, must be the candle stick** "That 'candle stick' is taller than me for crying out loud!"
"Well is it my fault that you two got the parts that you have?!"
"Well you are the one who chose Pegasus to be the prop! You could have used an actual candle!"
"What would have been the fun in that?" demanded Bakura, glaring at Yami. "And when I tell you to jump over the damn candle stick," said Bakura as he marched toward Yami. "I mean jump over 'im! Even if I have to force you!" **grabs Yami and throws him at Pegasus** "I said "Jack jump over the candle stick! I didn't tell you to knock him out!"
**Mokuba rushes onto stage and puts the open vial under Pegasus' nose** "You're welcome." **runs away screaming with a tiny gerbil-like creature running after him** "It's the monster of doom I tell ya! It's tryin' to kill me! Wait till my brother hears about this Bakura!"
"Aww...that's my bubonic vermin! Go get 'em! And tear out his eyes too!" said Bakura proudly as he watched the tiny creature run off after Mokuba. "Oh! And Mokuba? While you're at the asylum visiting Kaiba, would you tell 'im I said hello to a fellow psychopath!"
**Ryou comes onto stage with Magical Ghost still floating after him** "I thought you didn't like that thing!"
"I didn't. But then I looked up 'bubonic' and found out it meant some sort of epidemic disease. Anyone would be proud of that nasty little disease carrying rodent!"
"Auuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh!!" screamed Ryou as the Ghost came at him. "Hey! When did you have time to look that up?!" he said as he ran off stage...
"Don't complicate this!" shouted Bakura.
"Hey!" said Pegasus, holding his wineglass in one hand while the other tried to help him stand up. "Why'd you chose me to be the candle?" he said woozily, clutching his wineglass close to him.
"Are you drunk?" demanded Bakura.
"Oh no no no no! Of course not! *hic* It's fruit juice! Really!" said Pegasus as he wobbled as he stood.
"Either you're lying and got hold of some alcohol, or you really have a problem if fruit juice can do that to you." said Bakura, snatching the glass away from Pegasus and throwing it out...(at the audience... "hey!" "watch it!" "it is fruit juice!" "no, it's alcohol!" "shut up!" "no! you shut up!"...)
"Hey, *hic*! Answer me! Why'd *hic* you choose me as the *hic* candle?!"
"Why'd I choose you? Well, that's simple," said Bakura, smiling evilly as he grabbed a lighter from his back pocket. "I thought your hair would be most flammable." **sets Pegasus' hair on fire...**
"Heh-heh...look's like I was right!" **bursts into maniacal laughter as Pegasus runs around in circles and audience sweat drops and stares...O.O()**
"Yami!" shouted Bakura, looking around for the ex-pharoh. "It's time to properly jump over the candle!" **looks around** "Yami?" **goes behind the scenes** "Yaaaaaaamiiiii! Oh! There you are!"
**Pegasus has just run out of the building...**
"Hey! What are you doing with that plug?! Yami, if you pull it out that way, you'll get shocked!"
"I need to fix my hair! Get away Ryou! You'll get hurt!"
"Let him get shocked! Come on Ryou! Get away from him and let him shock himself! It's his fauuuuuuuuuullltttttt!"
**lights flicker**
"Shut up! Ow...hey! What are you all laughing at?! I'm not going back out on stage until you tell me what's so fun-neh--" **Bakura re- emerges** "Aherm. Due to some character's difficulties...What?! What the hell are you all staring at?!"
**Serenity comes out onto stage** "Bakura! What happened to your hair? Am I seeing things? Are these the side-effects from the operation? Dammit! I'm gonna sue that doctor!" **rushes off stage...probably to sue the doctor...**
**audience points and stares** "What?!" screamed an enraged Bakura.
"Here..." said Mai coming onto the stage. "I think you'll want to see for yourself." **hands Bakura a compact mirror and then runs off stage stifling laughter**
"Oh my--" Bakura's hair was still spiky, but instead of the white color it normally was, it was now as tri-colored as Yami's..........so that is how Yami got his hair to stay that way!..."Yami! Ryou! I'm gonna killllllllll youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" _______________________________________________
There's...er...what number is this chapter? Well that's it for this chapter! Tune in next time for...ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum...the next chapter! Yeah...hope ya'll enjoyed this chappie! I dunno if it was as humorous as the last chapters though.....heh-heh....
Disclaimer: I am the disclaimer! The claimer of dis! Er...was that mixed up? I tink so! Uh...I don't own Yugioh...I think some Old guy does...yeah...if you are older than fifteen or twenty years old then you are old, with a capital O. If you are older than four or five, then you are old with a lower case o. So I'm old................yeah. And some of the characters may be a tad bit out of character...aw heck, you should already know that if you've read this far.
Chapter...heck if I remember...: Jack be Nimble.
Later, when everyone had been revived from their faint and Seto and his cupboard were removed...
"Thanks to our smelling salt monkey," said Bakura, flexing his arms and fingers, which were just released from their straight jacket... "You are all awake and well to watch as our chimpanzees act out the works of "Mother Goose"...Ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!" **bursts into cackling laughter** "Ha-ha! Mother Goose! Ha-ha-haaaaaaaa!!!!"
**shoe comes flying from behind the scenes and hits Bakura on his head** "Ow! That stung! Who threw that?!" shouted Bakura looking to his right.
"I'm not a "smelling salt monkey!" shouted Mokuba as he came onto the stage. "Oh! Hi everyone! I'm the one who revived you all!" **holds up a vial of some vile substance...** "And I'm not a monkey!"
**a monkey comes out on stage** "And I'm not a human!" **looks at human audience** "Whoops...er...I mean, ooh-ooh-ah-ah-haaaa-ahhhhhh!" **runs away**
**Bakura marches toward Mokuba** "Get lost runt!" **grabs his collar and throws him back behind the scenes** "Hm...here! **reaches into pocket to pull out a card** "Go!" **a beast appears and it's a...a...a tiny little hamster called Bubonic vermin?!** "Who put that in my deck?!"
"I did!" **Ryou emerges**
"What?!"
"I thought it suited your personality."
"Go Magical Ghost! Hunt down that pathetic mortal!" screamed Bakura as he summoned it into the real world.
"AAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" **Ryou runs away with the monster hot on his trail**
"Ahem," said Bakura nonchalantly. "This next rhyme is rather short, but I hope you enjoy it." **gives audience another maniacal grin**
**curtains close and then open** **Yami is standing to the rightish of the stage and Pegasus is standing in the center dressed in some bulging white rubberish-looking material...**
"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jump over the candle--"
"Hold it! One second!" shouted Yami. "Not even Jack could jump over him!" **points to Pegasus who, obviously, must be the candle stick** "That 'candle stick' is taller than me for crying out loud!"
"Well is it my fault that you two got the parts that you have?!"
"Well you are the one who chose Pegasus to be the prop! You could have used an actual candle!"
"What would have been the fun in that?" demanded Bakura, glaring at Yami. "And when I tell you to jump over the damn candle stick," said Bakura as he marched toward Yami. "I mean jump over 'im! Even if I have to force you!" **grabs Yami and throws him at Pegasus** "I said "Jack jump over the candle stick! I didn't tell you to knock him out!"
**Mokuba rushes onto stage and puts the open vial under Pegasus' nose** "You're welcome." **runs away screaming with a tiny gerbil-like creature running after him** "It's the monster of doom I tell ya! It's tryin' to kill me! Wait till my brother hears about this Bakura!"
"Aww...that's my bubonic vermin! Go get 'em! And tear out his eyes too!" said Bakura proudly as he watched the tiny creature run off after Mokuba. "Oh! And Mokuba? While you're at the asylum visiting Kaiba, would you tell 'im I said hello to a fellow psychopath!"
**Ryou comes onto stage with Magical Ghost still floating after him** "I thought you didn't like that thing!"
"I didn't. But then I looked up 'bubonic' and found out it meant some sort of epidemic disease. Anyone would be proud of that nasty little disease carrying rodent!"
"Auuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh!!" screamed Ryou as the Ghost came at him. "Hey! When did you have time to look that up?!" he said as he ran off stage...
"Don't complicate this!" shouted Bakura.
"Hey!" said Pegasus, holding his wineglass in one hand while the other tried to help him stand up. "Why'd you chose me to be the candle?" he said woozily, clutching his wineglass close to him.
"Are you drunk?" demanded Bakura.
"Oh no no no no! Of course not! *hic* It's fruit juice! Really!" said Pegasus as he wobbled as he stood.
"Either you're lying and got hold of some alcohol, or you really have a problem if fruit juice can do that to you." said Bakura, snatching the glass away from Pegasus and throwing it out...(at the audience... "hey!" "watch it!" "it is fruit juice!" "no, it's alcohol!" "shut up!" "no! you shut up!"...)
"Hey, *hic*! Answer me! Why'd *hic* you choose me as the *hic* candle?!"
"Why'd I choose you? Well, that's simple," said Bakura, smiling evilly as he grabbed a lighter from his back pocket. "I thought your hair would be most flammable." **sets Pegasus' hair on fire...**
"Heh-heh...look's like I was right!" **bursts into maniacal laughter as Pegasus runs around in circles and audience sweat drops and stares...O.O()**
"Yami!" shouted Bakura, looking around for the ex-pharoh. "It's time to properly jump over the candle!" **looks around** "Yami?" **goes behind the scenes** "Yaaaaaaamiiiii! Oh! There you are!"
**Pegasus has just run out of the building...**
"Hey! What are you doing with that plug?! Yami, if you pull it out that way, you'll get shocked!"
"I need to fix my hair! Get away Ryou! You'll get hurt!"
"Let him get shocked! Come on Ryou! Get away from him and let him shock himself! It's his fauuuuuuuuuullltttttt!"
**lights flicker**
"Shut up! Ow...hey! What are you all laughing at?! I'm not going back out on stage until you tell me what's so fun-neh--" **Bakura re- emerges** "Aherm. Due to some character's difficulties...What?! What the hell are you all staring at?!"
**Serenity comes out onto stage** "Bakura! What happened to your hair? Am I seeing things? Are these the side-effects from the operation? Dammit! I'm gonna sue that doctor!" **rushes off stage...probably to sue the doctor...**
**audience points and stares** "What?!" screamed an enraged Bakura.
"Here..." said Mai coming onto the stage. "I think you'll want to see for yourself." **hands Bakura a compact mirror and then runs off stage stifling laughter**
"Oh my--" Bakura's hair was still spiky, but instead of the white color it normally was, it was now as tri-colored as Yami's..........so that is how Yami got his hair to stay that way!..."Yami! Ryou! I'm gonna killllllllll youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" _______________________________________________
There's...er...what number is this chapter? Well that's it for this chapter! Tune in next time for...ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum...the next chapter! Yeah...hope ya'll enjoyed this chappie! I dunno if it was as humorous as the last chapters though.....heh-heh....
