Chapter 10
(Will and Jack stare in awe as they watch an entire crew of female pirates make ready to board the Black Pearl. Gibbs is heard mumbling near by.)
Gibbs: I knew that song was bad luck.
(Jack's entire crew stares at the women as they bored. No one is sure what they are supposed to do as they have never seen an entire crew of pirates that were women. Jack turns to Melissa.)
Jack: You came running and screaming about a bunch of women?
Melissa: They said they was pirates. (Said in a sulky voice.)
Jack: (raises an eyebrow.) Right. (makes his way towards one of the women.) Ladies, what can I do for ya?
(Jack finds himself looking down a sword of one of the women.)
Woman: I'm Captain Lakei. You have one of my crew onboard and I'm here to take her back. We've been lookin' for her for over a year now.
Jack: Who could I possibly have on board this ship that would be part of your crew?
Captain Lakei: A girl by the name of Anamaria.
(Jack stares in disbelief. Will rasies an eyebrow.)
Will: Well, now that's different.
Random Crew Member on Jack's ship: Sir, look. It's the Navy again.
(Jack makes a whining noise and stomps his feet one at a time, several times as he wails his arms about. Everyone watches. His crew looks a bit embarrassed by the display and the women look at him as if he's crazy. Suddenly he turns and goes into the captains Quarters.)
Jack: AnaMaria, did you know that you have a bunch of women pirates looking for you?
AnaMaia: What? I left that crew years ago. What do they want?
Jack: I don't know, why don't you ask them yourself?
(AnaMaria sat up slightly, wincing from the pain. She tries to look out the window to see who is there. Jack rolls his eyes.)
Jack: I'll get them. (Jack goes back outside.) Captain Lakei, come with me.
(Jack takes her to AnaMaria.)
Lakei: AnaMaria! What has happened to you?
(Captain Lakei turns to Jack and promptly slaps him across the face.)
Jack: Bloody hell woman, what was that for?
Lakei: What did you do to her?
Jack: ME?!?! I didn't do anything love. As a matter of fact I'm the one who saved her!
AnaMaria: It's true, I've been sailing under Jack for awhile now.
(Lakei looks at Jack untrustingly)
Lakei: Anamaria, we need that necklace you took. We found out their is a curse behind it, we have to get it back to where it belongs before thoes ghost pirates come back.
Jack: They found you too huh?
(Jack says in a bored tone.)
Lakei: They've been here? Is that what happened here?
Jack: Yea.
(About that time Norrington had arrived with more men. He could be heard yelling orders out to the men from his ship.)
Norrington: Remember men, Jack Sparrow is not to be taken lightly, he is a fierce, killer and he knows how to get out of things easily. If you should catch him, make sure you clasp him in irons and keep your guns on him. He is VERY dangerous.
(Jack laughs at the speach as he walks out on deck.)
Jack: Norrington, I'm having a bit of a situation right now, can this wait by any chance?
Norrington: (Ignoring Jack) Men, Board the ship!
Jack: There's no more room gentlemen, as you can see, I already have company!
Voice: And you just got more.
(Jack closes his eyes as he recognizes the voice of Captain Portolan.)
Jack: Mr. Portolan. So good to...see...through you again. (Jack turns around and smiles.)
Portolan: Is that the Royal Navy I see boarding your ship?
Jack: Aye.
Portolan: Good, I'll kill them first, then I'll take out the two pirate ships I see here. Help me kill them first will you?
Jack: I would, you see, I dont like them either, but, if I help you kill them, that means that I would be helping you kill me and my crew, would it not?
Portolan: Aye, t'would.
(Jack smiles and Portolan heads towards the few Royal Navy Officers that have boarded. The rest stare in fright at the sight of the ghosts.)
Elizabeth: Jack, you've got to help them!
Jack: Help who love?
Elizabeth: The Royal Navy!!
Jack: Why?
Elizabeth: Think about it Jack, if you help the Royal Navy, If you were to save Norringtons life he would have to see that you really are a good man. It might make him stop trying to hang you!
(Jack thinks)
(Will and Jack stare in awe as they watch an entire crew of female pirates make ready to board the Black Pearl. Gibbs is heard mumbling near by.)
Gibbs: I knew that song was bad luck.
(Jack's entire crew stares at the women as they bored. No one is sure what they are supposed to do as they have never seen an entire crew of pirates that were women. Jack turns to Melissa.)
Jack: You came running and screaming about a bunch of women?
Melissa: They said they was pirates. (Said in a sulky voice.)
Jack: (raises an eyebrow.) Right. (makes his way towards one of the women.) Ladies, what can I do for ya?
(Jack finds himself looking down a sword of one of the women.)
Woman: I'm Captain Lakei. You have one of my crew onboard and I'm here to take her back. We've been lookin' for her for over a year now.
Jack: Who could I possibly have on board this ship that would be part of your crew?
Captain Lakei: A girl by the name of Anamaria.
(Jack stares in disbelief. Will rasies an eyebrow.)
Will: Well, now that's different.
Random Crew Member on Jack's ship: Sir, look. It's the Navy again.
(Jack makes a whining noise and stomps his feet one at a time, several times as he wails his arms about. Everyone watches. His crew looks a bit embarrassed by the display and the women look at him as if he's crazy. Suddenly he turns and goes into the captains Quarters.)
Jack: AnaMaria, did you know that you have a bunch of women pirates looking for you?
AnaMaia: What? I left that crew years ago. What do they want?
Jack: I don't know, why don't you ask them yourself?
(AnaMaria sat up slightly, wincing from the pain. She tries to look out the window to see who is there. Jack rolls his eyes.)
Jack: I'll get them. (Jack goes back outside.) Captain Lakei, come with me.
(Jack takes her to AnaMaria.)
Lakei: AnaMaria! What has happened to you?
(Captain Lakei turns to Jack and promptly slaps him across the face.)
Jack: Bloody hell woman, what was that for?
Lakei: What did you do to her?
Jack: ME?!?! I didn't do anything love. As a matter of fact I'm the one who saved her!
AnaMaria: It's true, I've been sailing under Jack for awhile now.
(Lakei looks at Jack untrustingly)
Lakei: Anamaria, we need that necklace you took. We found out their is a curse behind it, we have to get it back to where it belongs before thoes ghost pirates come back.
Jack: They found you too huh?
(Jack says in a bored tone.)
Lakei: They've been here? Is that what happened here?
Jack: Yea.
(About that time Norrington had arrived with more men. He could be heard yelling orders out to the men from his ship.)
Norrington: Remember men, Jack Sparrow is not to be taken lightly, he is a fierce, killer and he knows how to get out of things easily. If you should catch him, make sure you clasp him in irons and keep your guns on him. He is VERY dangerous.
(Jack laughs at the speach as he walks out on deck.)
Jack: Norrington, I'm having a bit of a situation right now, can this wait by any chance?
Norrington: (Ignoring Jack) Men, Board the ship!
Jack: There's no more room gentlemen, as you can see, I already have company!
Voice: And you just got more.
(Jack closes his eyes as he recognizes the voice of Captain Portolan.)
Jack: Mr. Portolan. So good to...see...through you again. (Jack turns around and smiles.)
Portolan: Is that the Royal Navy I see boarding your ship?
Jack: Aye.
Portolan: Good, I'll kill them first, then I'll take out the two pirate ships I see here. Help me kill them first will you?
Jack: I would, you see, I dont like them either, but, if I help you kill them, that means that I would be helping you kill me and my crew, would it not?
Portolan: Aye, t'would.
(Jack smiles and Portolan heads towards the few Royal Navy Officers that have boarded. The rest stare in fright at the sight of the ghosts.)
Elizabeth: Jack, you've got to help them!
Jack: Help who love?
Elizabeth: The Royal Navy!!
Jack: Why?
Elizabeth: Think about it Jack, if you help the Royal Navy, If you were to save Norringtons life he would have to see that you really are a good man. It might make him stop trying to hang you!
(Jack thinks)
