Hey everyone!!! I wrote this chapter, hope you all enjoy it, and please review. By the way, don't smoke moss, or anything else it ain't good for you. Btw, it is better to put your rubbish in a bin, rather then a nice secluded spot. Please review.

After their low calorie sandwiches, the group placed themselves around the fire to sleep.

"Would you young ladies please stay with us on our quest? For I fear danger for those so young and beautiful that walk in these woods unaided by a man." Aragorn asked Sallie seriously, he thought it was unwise of them to walk alone with none but their pink hairpins to protect them. Sallie smiled and accepted.

The cold wind rushed past, and with nothing but her coat, Callie shivered uncontrollably. She stuck her hand deep into her small pink handbag and pulled out extra thick and warm sleeping bags, for herself and her sister, plus the odd hot water bottle or two, for everyone else.

Suddenly a long and woeful howl erupted from deep in side the forest; Gandalf tried to converse with the creature.

"Hooowwwlllll!"

"Woof woof." He replied

"Arf Arf SSSNNARRRLLLL." Gandalf jumped a little in surprise from the vicious reply of the creature- and at last he said...

"I have discovered it is no human." Aragorn stifled a laugh; he had known that before the creature even began to howl. Gandalf noticed his look, and felt hurt. There was only one thing to do when he felt hurt... smoke weed, pipe weed preferably, but where? He had finished his stash in the first day of travelling. Gandalf's eyes wondered to where Merry was sitting, and a wry smile sprung spontaneously onto his 'wise' face. Merry was smoking... no he wasn't; he was just sucking on a twig. 'Stuff this' he thought to himself, and he pulled a heap of moss off the nearby tree, stuck it in his pipe, and began trying to smoke it, ignoring the wood louse that was twitching violently in the flames. It was a kind of weed, wasn't it?

"So where are we going tomorrow Gandalf?" Gimli the, bushy bearded, dread locked with beads, and a bike chain around his neck, dwarf asked. But the wise old wizard had passed out, with two pipes in his mouth and one stuck up his nose. Gandalf's left eye twitched and he muttered something along the lines of...

"Great stuff that," then drifted back into his 'happy happy' dreams.

Aragorn got a sleeping bag off Callie, then he settled himself down next to Sallie, who was already asleep.

Callie was talking with Legolas. Legolas looked quizzically at her beautiful shinny hair.

"How do you get your hair so shiny, with no split ends and so..." he lifted his hand and let her hair twist in his fingers, "smooth?"

Callie smiled, "Well, I like to use coconut oil and honey shampoo, with a little vanilla conditioner." Legolas looked bemused, what was this thing called ... conditioner, "Here," Callie handed him two pink bottles she had just pulled out of her handbag; Legolas looked gratefully at her, say goodbye split ends! He took her manicured hand in his, first admired it with interest, and then kissed it.

"Thank you."

Callie blushed, "No biggy." This had to be the most sensible and friendly guy she had ever met, he was so sensitive, and they had sooooo much in common!

Frodo was sleeping on Callie's other side, with Sam next to him, who was muttering to the burger ring he had placed on his finger. Aragorn was on first watch for the night.

After maybe two or three hours of sleep, Callie woke up to the loud, and strangely weird, snoring of the two little hairy hobbits next to her. Frodo had taken a high soprano, whilst Sam had taken the baritone, and the strangely weird thing was, that both the snoring together was strangely harmonious. She rolled to the left, and saw the familiar bodies of Boromir standing over Frodo with a knife, and Pippin standing over Sam with a flaming log. Both looked bitterly disappointed that Callie had woken, so Boromir went back to his sleeping bag, and Pippin back to his watching post.

Soon the snoring was getting whiny, and Callie could no longer bare it, ditto for the rest of the company too. Each person was awake, except Gandalf who was still in his 'happy happy' dream land, and they were trying to stuff Gandalf's moss in their ears. Callie, the practical one, pulled a sock from her handbag and stuffed it into Frodo's mouth, and then did the same with Sam. It did help although there was an irritating whistle-ly noise now, instead. It would have to do. Callie and the others then went back to sleep.

Callie and Sallie woke up at sunrise. The orange clouds glowed with orange, and to see it in more detail, they decided to sit on top of a small hill nearby. It was amazing how clear the sky was with no pollution. Suddenly a boy dressed in green with a pointy hat flew across the sky, with a girl and several boys following. One of the boys had obviously been drinking, as he was swerving around, and knocking into the odd bird. His body went stiff and he started zooming towards the ground at a very high speed, fire glowed around his body, BANG, he hit the ground. The other boys and girl ahead laughed light heartedly, then KABOOOMMM! The area where the boy had landed exploded as if his body had grenades stuck to it. The children stopped laughing, and they all tilted their heads for a moment of floating silence, before flying away. They do say, DO NOT DRINK AND FLY!

About half an hour after the accident, the others woke, and they all had some fat free strawberry yogurt that Callie had found in her bag, and to everyone's surprise, it was not past it's used by date. (If you are wondering about Callie's mystical handbag, the companies motto is, hey if it works use it and don't question it, if it doesn't chuck it away some place secluded, or in a rubbish bin). Then the company packed their bags and began walking again.

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