I wrote this poem because mind flayers are really annoying for my characters and keep me from finishing the game.



The mind flayer



They call them the Illithids
Creepy black eyes stare at you with no lids

With the luck of the draw
He'll suck your brains out with a straw

Suck suck suck are the last sounds you'll hear
As your mind creeps out of your right ear

After this brain food meal he'll come back for the rest
Make a save versus spells or you are held in place and your brain is next

And so you lost your brain
Your quest was in vain.

Poor illithid.
Your brain does not come with toys like the real fast food did.