Hello peoples out there!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MORE STUPIDITY HERE!! AND THIS TIME, TIS SILENT HILL STYLE!! YET AGAIN! And...it's...free.... I NEED MORE SILENT HILL STORY THINGYS!! THE LOON IS NOT IN HERE!! .....I think. Well, anyhoo, it might be in here. Like Tom Green says one time, "I WANNA HEAR THE LOONY LOON!!! THE FUNNY FUNNY LOON LOON!!!" ANYWAY!! HERE WE GO!!

BEWARE OF ZE INSANITY. BEWARE I SAY!! BEWARE!!

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[The twisting staircase place]

Harry: (opens door to staircase) HOLY CRAP!!! IT'S A LONG TWISTING STAIRCASE THINGY!! (dramatically) I SHALL CLIMB THESE LONG FORSAKEN STAIRS NOT KNOWING WHERE IT GOES!! I BEGIN MY JOURNEY....NOW!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (begins climbing fast)

10 minutes later...

Harry: HOW LONG ARE THESE FREAKIN' STAIRS?!?! *pant pant* Oh wait, I'm almost there. I SEE THE LIGHT!! Or...darkness...or whatever...(finally reaches top and looks around) Awww....there's nothing here except a giant glowing Mark of Samael. *sigh*

On the other side of the mark, Dahlia, two zombie nurses, and an undead doctor were...DUN DUN DUN!!! LISTENING TO ALESSA SING OFF KEY!!! (THE HORROR!! THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR!! THE MADNESS!!)

Alessa: (singing "You're Not Here" *the SH3 theme* totally bad)

Dahlia and the monsters start clapping and begin to....sing...along. (O_O...)

Harry: (covering ears) OH CRAPNESS!!! THE NEXY SCARY THING THAT I CAN'T EVEN POSSIBLY IMAGINE!!! IT'S THE BEAST!! Except other than Dahlia running to the camera and trying to kiss it. THAT WAS TWISTED AND WRONG!! NOW I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!

Harry begins to desperately make a run for the stairs. A turtle was in his path and made him trip. Causing him to fall all the way down the stairs.

Harry: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OW!!! AW CRAP!! HEY!!

He says quite a lot of usage "crap" doesn't he?

Harry: CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!!! AHHHH!!! (finally lands) Oww...

Alessa: '__'i

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[Harry and the one desk in the middle of that classroom]

Harry: An empty classroom...[sounds just like Barry from RE1 doesn't he?] WITH ONE SINGLE DESK IN THE MIDDLE!!!

Voice: THANKS FOR THE OBVIOUS, YOU FRUIT!!

He goes to the desk and reads the writings on it. Instead of saying "die, drop dead, death, get out" and all that good classic Silent Hill stuff, it says, "Hi Harry. I'm a desk. I know you're reading me. EVERYBODY DOES!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! Anyhoo, open me up and look inside!! ^__^"

He does what it says and.....A LITTLE APPARITION JUMPS OUT AND STICKS ON TO HARRY'S FACE!!!

Harry: (trying to tug at it) AHHHH!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!! WHY DOES MY HAND GO RIGHT THROUGH IT!!!??

James: (bursts in dressed in a superhero costume with a bowl of oatmeal) NEVER FEAR!! JAMES THE MAGICAL MAN IS HERE!!

Harry: (still tugging furiously) YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!

James: I just blew my shot for Maria...;__; (walks away)

Apparition: (squeaks and gets off)

Harry: O__O HOLY CRAPCAKES!!! IT'S A SMALL SQUEAKING BLUEBERRY JELLYBEAN PERSON!! Hmm...I must be drunk again. BUT STILL!! IT MOVES!!!

He then soon runs out of the room screaming while passing by two zombie nurses into the elevator.

Nurse#1: What's with that guy?

Nurse#2: Let's not deal with him....he's---he's had enough for one day.

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[the hanging corpse in the bathroom]

Harry: (in the bathroom) Now I wonder why there's only one stall in here. The other bathrooms have more stalls. But doesn't this one have any more? Ok now why am I talking to myself? It doesn't make any sense. But why would such a big school have a bathroom with only one stall? (thinks for a while) Oh well! Must be something we will never know!! ^__^

He opens the door AND IT REVEALS.....THE DEAD BODY THINGY OF DOOM HANGING IN THE BATHROOM!!!

Harry: WHAT THE FRUIT IS THAT DOING IN THERE?!?! Good thing I didn't crap in my pants. Again. __ __ (like Wesker in RE1) It's magnificent... (yells) THIS IS THE BEST PIECE OF ART EVER!!!

Lisa: (appears) IT'S A DEAD BODY, YOU IDIOT.

Harry: Lisa!! You're not supposed to be here.

Lisa: (dissappears)

Harry: (examines body closer) Weird... (begins poking at it with his gun) weird...it's squishy..eww...hehehe...this is fun. (pokes it again)

Soon Harry begins poking it over and over. He pokes it with his shotgun, rifle, stick, knife, hand, ax, and anything else he can find. He pokes it too much, that the body...falls on him.

Harry: O__O!!! CRAP!!! EW! EW! EW!! GET IT OFF!!! (throws it in the toilet and flushes it) Ooh....body go spinny...hehehe...(flushes again)

SOON HARRY FLUSHES TOO MUCH THAT THE TOILET BEGINS TO OVERFLOW!!!

Harry: Oh no....HOW IS IT EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING, IT GOES WRONG!!? Uh oh...it's getting worse...um...(runs out)

Alessa: (goes inside)

Harry: o__o Oh fruit, someone went in there...

BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Alessa: (comes out dripping wet) '__'....

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[Lisa dies]

Lisa stumbles around while bleeding to death.

Harry: Ew! Ew! Ew! Get away from me!!

Lisa: (moans) I only want a hug before I die.....hold me Harry...

Harry: And get covered in blood? Hmm....(turns around) Should I? Or not?

Lisa: Harry...

Harry: Umm....okay. (hugs Lisa and gets covered in blood) Eww...now I look like some kind of ax murderer. Not to mention I have an ax with me now. -__-i What would Cheryl say??

Lisa: (gone)

::::thinking::::

Cheryl: Daddy...why do you got blood all over you? And why do you have an ax?

Harry: .......

Dahlia: (comes running along) AX MURDER!!! AX MURDERER!!!

Harry: I'm no murderer!! I'm just a writer!! I never killed anyone!!

Dahlia: Liar!! Get him!!

Harry: (runs down the road screaming, still carrying the ax)

Everybody and the monsters of Silent Hill 1, 2, and 3 begin to chase after him. Cheryl is standing there confused.

Cheryl: '__'??

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Harry: I don't even wanna think about it....even though I just did. O__O

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[Harry meets Cybil in the cafe]

Harry: (gets up too fast and falls off) Ow!!

Cybil: HA! HA! YOU FELL OFF!!! (busts out laughing)

Harry: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE YET!!!

Cybil: (in a coffee rush) HEY HEY!! TAKE THIS GUN BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF MONSTERS OUT THERE AND THIS ONE PERSON NAMED ALESSA IS GONNA APPEAR OUTTA NOWHERE, AND THERE'S A TOWN CALLED NOWHERE ALSO, BUT IT'S A PRETTY CRAPPY TOWN IT'S ALWAYS DARK!! OH!! AND---AND (begins jumping around) YOU'RE GONNA MEET THIS ONE PERSON NAMED DAHLIA WHO LOOKS LIKE AN INSANE, CRAZY PERSON. BUT WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!?! I'M A HAPPY CRAZY PERSON TOO!! BUT THAT'S ONLY BUT NIGHT!! COP BY DAY, AND CRAZY BY NIGHT!! OOH!! OOH!! AND THAT RADIO OVER THERE IS GONNA START GOING ALL STATICY 'CAUSE THERE'S GONNA BE A BIRD THINGY COMING THROUGH THIE WINDOW!! OKAY!! TIME FOR ME TO GO!! BYE BYE HARRY PERSON MAN!!!! (jumps out the window and runs off)

Harry: '__' Okay.....I did not get any of that at all. Except the part with the radio and the monsters.

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Okay...I can't think of anymore. BUT I SHALL THINK OF SOME MORE!! If you people have any ideas, I'll be happy. ^__^