[Harry and the phone ringing.]
The phone rings. Whoopee.
Harry: o__O That is one weird sounding phone...well anyway... (answers it) Um...ahoy hoy...?
Voice on phone: I knew it was you all along...I know who you are and what you did. You will never escape this town alive...
Harry: What the...? Who is this!? Tell me who you are!!
Voice: (evil laugh) You should know who I am...I am always watching you...so beware... I could be anywhere. Or anything. If you desperately wanted Mary, then why did you kill her? In fact, you should just die if you want to be with her again...but I'm afraid you might see her in a different place, James...
Harry: O__o Okaaaay...um...I have no freakin' idea what you're talking about. And who's this Mary?
Voice: Oh wait, this isn't James Sunderland?
Harry: No, this is Harry Mason.
Voice: Oh I'm sorry! I though you were...hmm...must've got the wrong number. Bye bye!! (giggles and hangs up)
Harry: (puts down phone slowly) That is THE weirdest conversation I have ever had on the phone. And that sounded like a kid!! And I thought Cheryl was supposed to be on the other line.
Phone rings again.
Harry: Ok this better be right. (picks up phone) Cheryl?
Cheryl: WAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!
Harry: O__O (slams down phone and runs out)
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[Cybil, Dahlia, and Harry inside the boat]
Harry goes inside and finds Dahlia.
Harry: HOLY CRAP!! HOW'D YOU GET HERE!?!
Dahlia: ......Same way you did, moron.
Harry: Shut up!! I knew that!
Cybil: (comes in) Hey! Whoa! Who's this crazy person?
Harry: HEE HEE!! ROCK THE BOAT!! (starts rocking the boat)
Dahlia: STOP MOVING THE DAMN BOAT YOU DUMBASS!!
Harry: YAY!!! (continues rocking it and eventually falls though) AH CRAP!! THE WATER'S FREAKIN COLD!!
Cybil: I was just going to tell you that this boat is old. -__-
Dahlia: (sighs and leaves)
Harry: A little help here?
Cybil: (leaves)
Harry: Am...I annoying or something? '__'
----------
[Before final battle with Alessa]
Everyone is there talking. (I totally forgot what they say here ;__;)
Dahlia: ...I WILL BE THE MOTHER OF GOD!!
Harry/Cybil: o__o
Dahlia: (cackles insanely)
Harry: (jumps onto Cybil) SHE'S SCARING ME!!
Cybil: o__o
---------------
:: Yay SH2 side!::
[The trailer. Joy]
James: (looks inside) Ooooooh....comfy looking. Finally, someplace clean! (drops on the bed and falls asleep)
Couple sirens later...
James: (wakes up) Whoo! Refreshed! Hehe! (flings open the door hitting a Faceless Nurse in the process) HELLO EVERY--- ^o^ ........ o.o
All the monsters are outside the trailer watching him.
A tumbleweed goes by.
James: ...... (walks by very slowly while they're still watching) Just stay cool....they won't expect anything if I walk by slowly...
A Mannequin smacks him upside the head.
James: Ow!! (holds his head) Hey you stupid moving plastic thing! You know how much that hurts?!! I'LL SHOW YOU DAMMIT!!! (runs after it)
Mannequin: (honks panickily and runs off)
James: (maniacal laughter)
Soon, they're running around in circles with the other monsters still watching.
Others: (sweatdrop)
Nurse: (still knocked out)
Nurse#2: I'm gettin' a beer. (leaves)
James: (grabs Mannequin and makes it hit itself) Quit hittin' yourself! Quit hittin' yourself!!
Mannequin: *HONK*
Straitjacket: This is gonna be a long day...
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[Maria in the cell]
Maria: See? I'm real. (touches his face)
James: YOUR HANDS ARE FREAKIN' COLD!!
Maria: Don't you wanna touch me?
James: Eww....
Maria: '__' ...What?
James: (blinks a few times and leaves)
Maria: ......What in the hell was that all about?
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[Angela in ze graveyard]
James: Um...excuse me I--
Angela: (screams uncontrollably)
James: o_O?
Angela: (calms down) Whoo...*ahem* okay. So! What can I do for you?
James: Um...anyway...I'm..kinda...lost...
Angela: ....Lost?
James: Yeah, y'know, lost? I can't find my way? Don't know where I am? Totally clueless of my surroundings here?
Angela: Oh! Right! I'm not stupid, you know.
James: Okaaaaay...
Angela: .......
James: Anyhoo, I'm looking for Silent Hill, is this the right way? (points to road)
Angela: (sarcastically) No, it's over there. (points to river)
James: THANKS! ^__^
Angela: o_o
Five minutes later...
James: (pokes out of water) Um....I can't find it.
Angela: (slaps hand to forehead)
---------
[IN DA HOSPITAL BASEMENT]
Maria: Why didn't you try to save me?!
James: 'Cause you get in the way when I'm attacking monsters.
Maria: THAT WASN'T THE RIGHT RESPONSE!!!
James: .......
Maria: You don't sound very happy to see me!
James: Well, duh.
Maria: (screams and shoves James down the ladder)
James: HEY!
Maria: (stomps out slamming the door)
James: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS MARIA!! I KNOW YOU WILL!!!
----------
[Harry and the video]
Harry: Now let's see what this is... (puts in video)
Lisa: (on video) HILO HILO! WHOEVER IS WATCHING THIS STUPID COOKSHOW I MADE, THAT MEANS THIS TOWN'S GONE WHACKED, AND I AM HIGH!!
Harry: o__O....
Lisa: This is an herb. This is a red herb. COMBINE THIS TOGETHER AND YOU GET A HAPPY HERB!! GREEN HERBS MAKE HAPPY HERBS!!! EVERYONE IS HAPPY!! MUAHAHAHAHA! (begins jumping around)
Harry: For some strange reason, I want tofu...
Lisa: HERE IS A CAN OF SPAM!!
Harry: OKAY! I'VE SEEN ENOUGH! (stops video and throws it out)
-----------
[James and the Straitjacket]
James: 'Tis a evil person thingy!
He whacks a few times, yay, it's dead.
James: What the hell is it? (pokes it for a while) It's not human. 'Cause.....I don't think humans look like this...
Straitjacket: (pops back up) I AM AN EVIL THING THAT WILL CROSS YOUR PATH DURING YOUR JOURNEY INTO SILENT HILL!! AND STOP POKING ME! (falls down dead)
James: There's....more of these things?
Straitjacket: (pops up again) YES THERE IS!! (falls again)
James: But why...?
Straitjacket: CAN I BE DEAD WITHOUT BEING ASKED ANY QUESTIONS?!?!?
James: Oh, right. Sorry. (leaves)
Straitjacket: (sighs and dies. Again)
---------
[ON THE HOSPITAL ROOF. YAY.]
James: Papers. Durr. (reads it) Blah, that was boring. Pretty much pointless. (looks around) Nothing up here except a locked door. *sigh* What now?
Pyramid Head: ........ (in a golf stance)
James: Hey, how'd you get up here?
Pyramid Head: (doesn't hear him) FORE!!!! (swings and the knife accendently flies through the air, knocking James off the roof in the process) {that's gotta hurt. *no duh*}
James: (screams like a sissy)
Pyramid Head: (looks down)
James: x__x (all sprawled out twitching)
Pyramid Head: (looks around, whistles and walks away)
---------
[The face box puzzle thingy]
James: Um...okay. What exactly is this? Even though I have no idea what this it, I'll spin it anyway. (spins it)
THEN! SOME MAGICAL REASON, A DOOR APPEARS!
James: Whoa, hey, a door. Way. (looks in) Why is the room made completely outta metal? And why are there doors on the walls? O__o
HE SPINS IT AGAIN!!
James: (turns around) WHAT IN THE HELL!? THERE WAS A DOOR THERE A SECOND AGO!!! Hmm...maybe it has something to do with this stupid, freaky, fruity looking box thing. {smart thinking, Sunderland.}
SPINS IT AGAIN!
James: (groans)
TWO HOURS LATER...
James: FINALLY!! A DOOR THAT LEADS SOMEWHERE!! (proceeds to go down the stairs, but sees a mouse, freaks out, trips and rolls down) AHHH!! (lands and gets knocked out) x__x
Maria: (in cell) Jeez, and I'm supposed to talk like Mary to this retard? Come on.
--------
[James and Maria are running on the road]
James: Y'know, you really run slow.
Maria: Shut up, at least my arms don't swing side to side while I run.
A Mannequin flies out of the tree....VERRYYY SLOWLY. AND I MEAN SLOWLY.
TEN MINUTES LATER...
Maria: WHEN WILL THIS END?!
James: (standing bored)
Mannequin: (still flying)
James: OOH!!! I GOT AN IDEA!
Maria: -__-...
James: (changes radio and The Blue Danube starts playing) Hehe! PERFECT!
Maria: o__o
Mannequin: (still flying)
As they both wondered down the road, they see another Mannequin flying out of a tree.
Maria: This song is loooong. END ALREADY.
James: ....Time is going by very slowly.
Maria: Yes...I can see that... BUT DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT SONG ON!?
James: But it's perfect...especially in times like this! Once they land on the ground, we'll be long gone! ^__^
Maria: Y'know how stupid you are? (walks off)
James: Hey wait up!
------
[IN DA HOSPITAL LONG HALLWAY PLACE]
James: *sigh* Like I've said before, you run really slow.
Maria: Y'KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO RUN IN A SKIRT AND HIGH BOOTS?! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!
Few minutes later...
James: (dressed in Maria's clothes) Oh crap, it is hard to run in these.
Maria: (in James' clothes) Told ya. Fruitcake.
Pyramid Head: (comes in and looks at James, then Maria, then James, then Maria)
Maria/James: (quiet)
SILENCE...
Pyramid Head: (turns around and goes back)
Maria: What was that?
James: (shrugs)
MEANWHILE....
Pyramid Head: (going up the stairs) I never saw anything...
----
[James and the...boat..yeah..]
James: Aw man...a rowboat. Isn't there a powerboat somewhere? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK ONE OF THESE!! *sigh* Oh well... it's the only boat to the hotel... (gets in but slips into the water) AHH! *splash* HOLY CRAP!! IT'S FREAKIN' COLD!!! (climbs in the boat and curls into a ball)
Laura: ...You look like a wet cat. (disappears)
AN HOUR AND THIRTY TWO MINUTES LATER.
James: (finally arrives at the hotel. Still wet) Jeez, it's foggy here also. And why the hell does it smell like sausages right now? (proceeds to get out, but slips on the side of the boat) DAMN!! *splash*
The phone rings. Whoopee.
Harry: o__O That is one weird sounding phone...well anyway... (answers it) Um...ahoy hoy...?
Voice on phone: I knew it was you all along...I know who you are and what you did. You will never escape this town alive...
Harry: What the...? Who is this!? Tell me who you are!!
Voice: (evil laugh) You should know who I am...I am always watching you...so beware... I could be anywhere. Or anything. If you desperately wanted Mary, then why did you kill her? In fact, you should just die if you want to be with her again...but I'm afraid you might see her in a different place, James...
Harry: O__o Okaaaay...um...I have no freakin' idea what you're talking about. And who's this Mary?
Voice: Oh wait, this isn't James Sunderland?
Harry: No, this is Harry Mason.
Voice: Oh I'm sorry! I though you were...hmm...must've got the wrong number. Bye bye!! (giggles and hangs up)
Harry: (puts down phone slowly) That is THE weirdest conversation I have ever had on the phone. And that sounded like a kid!! And I thought Cheryl was supposed to be on the other line.
Phone rings again.
Harry: Ok this better be right. (picks up phone) Cheryl?
Cheryl: WAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!
Harry: O__O (slams down phone and runs out)
--------
[Cybil, Dahlia, and Harry inside the boat]
Harry goes inside and finds Dahlia.
Harry: HOLY CRAP!! HOW'D YOU GET HERE!?!
Dahlia: ......Same way you did, moron.
Harry: Shut up!! I knew that!
Cybil: (comes in) Hey! Whoa! Who's this crazy person?
Harry: HEE HEE!! ROCK THE BOAT!! (starts rocking the boat)
Dahlia: STOP MOVING THE DAMN BOAT YOU DUMBASS!!
Harry: YAY!!! (continues rocking it and eventually falls though) AH CRAP!! THE WATER'S FREAKIN COLD!!
Cybil: I was just going to tell you that this boat is old. -__-
Dahlia: (sighs and leaves)
Harry: A little help here?
Cybil: (leaves)
Harry: Am...I annoying or something? '__'
----------
[Before final battle with Alessa]
Everyone is there talking. (I totally forgot what they say here ;__;)
Dahlia: ...I WILL BE THE MOTHER OF GOD!!
Harry/Cybil: o__o
Dahlia: (cackles insanely)
Harry: (jumps onto Cybil) SHE'S SCARING ME!!
Cybil: o__o
---------------
:: Yay SH2 side!::
[The trailer. Joy]
James: (looks inside) Ooooooh....comfy looking. Finally, someplace clean! (drops on the bed and falls asleep)
Couple sirens later...
James: (wakes up) Whoo! Refreshed! Hehe! (flings open the door hitting a Faceless Nurse in the process) HELLO EVERY--- ^o^ ........ o.o
All the monsters are outside the trailer watching him.
A tumbleweed goes by.
James: ...... (walks by very slowly while they're still watching) Just stay cool....they won't expect anything if I walk by slowly...
A Mannequin smacks him upside the head.
James: Ow!! (holds his head) Hey you stupid moving plastic thing! You know how much that hurts?!! I'LL SHOW YOU DAMMIT!!! (runs after it)
Mannequin: (honks panickily and runs off)
James: (maniacal laughter)
Soon, they're running around in circles with the other monsters still watching.
Others: (sweatdrop)
Nurse: (still knocked out)
Nurse#2: I'm gettin' a beer. (leaves)
James: (grabs Mannequin and makes it hit itself) Quit hittin' yourself! Quit hittin' yourself!!
Mannequin: *HONK*
Straitjacket: This is gonna be a long day...
--------
[Maria in the cell]
Maria: See? I'm real. (touches his face)
James: YOUR HANDS ARE FREAKIN' COLD!!
Maria: Don't you wanna touch me?
James: Eww....
Maria: '__' ...What?
James: (blinks a few times and leaves)
Maria: ......What in the hell was that all about?
----------
[Angela in ze graveyard]
James: Um...excuse me I--
Angela: (screams uncontrollably)
James: o_O?
Angela: (calms down) Whoo...*ahem* okay. So! What can I do for you?
James: Um...anyway...I'm..kinda...lost...
Angela: ....Lost?
James: Yeah, y'know, lost? I can't find my way? Don't know where I am? Totally clueless of my surroundings here?
Angela: Oh! Right! I'm not stupid, you know.
James: Okaaaaay...
Angela: .......
James: Anyhoo, I'm looking for Silent Hill, is this the right way? (points to road)
Angela: (sarcastically) No, it's over there. (points to river)
James: THANKS! ^__^
Angela: o_o
Five minutes later...
James: (pokes out of water) Um....I can't find it.
Angela: (slaps hand to forehead)
---------
[IN DA HOSPITAL BASEMENT]
Maria: Why didn't you try to save me?!
James: 'Cause you get in the way when I'm attacking monsters.
Maria: THAT WASN'T THE RIGHT RESPONSE!!!
James: .......
Maria: You don't sound very happy to see me!
James: Well, duh.
Maria: (screams and shoves James down the ladder)
James: HEY!
Maria: (stomps out slamming the door)
James: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS MARIA!! I KNOW YOU WILL!!!
----------
[Harry and the video]
Harry: Now let's see what this is... (puts in video)
Lisa: (on video) HILO HILO! WHOEVER IS WATCHING THIS STUPID COOKSHOW I MADE, THAT MEANS THIS TOWN'S GONE WHACKED, AND I AM HIGH!!
Harry: o__O....
Lisa: This is an herb. This is a red herb. COMBINE THIS TOGETHER AND YOU GET A HAPPY HERB!! GREEN HERBS MAKE HAPPY HERBS!!! EVERYONE IS HAPPY!! MUAHAHAHAHA! (begins jumping around)
Harry: For some strange reason, I want tofu...
Lisa: HERE IS A CAN OF SPAM!!
Harry: OKAY! I'VE SEEN ENOUGH! (stops video and throws it out)
-----------
[James and the Straitjacket]
James: 'Tis a evil person thingy!
He whacks a few times, yay, it's dead.
James: What the hell is it? (pokes it for a while) It's not human. 'Cause.....I don't think humans look like this...
Straitjacket: (pops back up) I AM AN EVIL THING THAT WILL CROSS YOUR PATH DURING YOUR JOURNEY INTO SILENT HILL!! AND STOP POKING ME! (falls down dead)
James: There's....more of these things?
Straitjacket: (pops up again) YES THERE IS!! (falls again)
James: But why...?
Straitjacket: CAN I BE DEAD WITHOUT BEING ASKED ANY QUESTIONS?!?!?
James: Oh, right. Sorry. (leaves)
Straitjacket: (sighs and dies. Again)
---------
[ON THE HOSPITAL ROOF. YAY.]
James: Papers. Durr. (reads it) Blah, that was boring. Pretty much pointless. (looks around) Nothing up here except a locked door. *sigh* What now?
Pyramid Head: ........ (in a golf stance)
James: Hey, how'd you get up here?
Pyramid Head: (doesn't hear him) FORE!!!! (swings and the knife accendently flies through the air, knocking James off the roof in the process) {that's gotta hurt. *no duh*}
James: (screams like a sissy)
Pyramid Head: (looks down)
James: x__x (all sprawled out twitching)
Pyramid Head: (looks around, whistles and walks away)
---------
[The face box puzzle thingy]
James: Um...okay. What exactly is this? Even though I have no idea what this it, I'll spin it anyway. (spins it)
THEN! SOME MAGICAL REASON, A DOOR APPEARS!
James: Whoa, hey, a door. Way. (looks in) Why is the room made completely outta metal? And why are there doors on the walls? O__o
HE SPINS IT AGAIN!!
James: (turns around) WHAT IN THE HELL!? THERE WAS A DOOR THERE A SECOND AGO!!! Hmm...maybe it has something to do with this stupid, freaky, fruity looking box thing. {smart thinking, Sunderland.}
SPINS IT AGAIN!
James: (groans)
TWO HOURS LATER...
James: FINALLY!! A DOOR THAT LEADS SOMEWHERE!! (proceeds to go down the stairs, but sees a mouse, freaks out, trips and rolls down) AHHH!! (lands and gets knocked out) x__x
Maria: (in cell) Jeez, and I'm supposed to talk like Mary to this retard? Come on.
--------
[James and Maria are running on the road]
James: Y'know, you really run slow.
Maria: Shut up, at least my arms don't swing side to side while I run.
A Mannequin flies out of the tree....VERRYYY SLOWLY. AND I MEAN SLOWLY.
TEN MINUTES LATER...
Maria: WHEN WILL THIS END?!
James: (standing bored)
Mannequin: (still flying)
James: OOH!!! I GOT AN IDEA!
Maria: -__-...
James: (changes radio and The Blue Danube starts playing) Hehe! PERFECT!
Maria: o__o
Mannequin: (still flying)
As they both wondered down the road, they see another Mannequin flying out of a tree.
Maria: This song is loooong. END ALREADY.
James: ....Time is going by very slowly.
Maria: Yes...I can see that... BUT DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT SONG ON!?
James: But it's perfect...especially in times like this! Once they land on the ground, we'll be long gone! ^__^
Maria: Y'know how stupid you are? (walks off)
James: Hey wait up!
------
[IN DA HOSPITAL LONG HALLWAY PLACE]
James: *sigh* Like I've said before, you run really slow.
Maria: Y'KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO RUN IN A SKIRT AND HIGH BOOTS?! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!
Few minutes later...
James: (dressed in Maria's clothes) Oh crap, it is hard to run in these.
Maria: (in James' clothes) Told ya. Fruitcake.
Pyramid Head: (comes in and looks at James, then Maria, then James, then Maria)
Maria/James: (quiet)
SILENCE...
Pyramid Head: (turns around and goes back)
Maria: What was that?
James: (shrugs)
MEANWHILE....
Pyramid Head: (going up the stairs) I never saw anything...
----
[James and the...boat..yeah..]
James: Aw man...a rowboat. Isn't there a powerboat somewhere? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK ONE OF THESE!! *sigh* Oh well... it's the only boat to the hotel... (gets in but slips into the water) AHH! *splash* HOLY CRAP!! IT'S FREAKIN' COLD!!! (climbs in the boat and curls into a ball)
Laura: ...You look like a wet cat. (disappears)
AN HOUR AND THIRTY TWO MINUTES LATER.
James: (finally arrives at the hotel. Still wet) Jeez, it's foggy here also. And why the hell does it smell like sausages right now? (proceeds to get out, but slips on the side of the boat) DAMN!! *splash*
