Authoress: Here we go again. Attack of the killer plot bunnies.

Scene descriptions

::actions::

{telepathy}

[thoughts]

Scene II:

All of the pretty boys have drawn their cards. Authoress is going to flit between the pairs to show you their reactions/interactions.

Part I: Crawford x Seifer

Crawford has found that Seifer has the other half of his card. Lets see how this goes. They have been arguing for a few so I am kind of catching it in the middle.

Crawford: [ I will not be sub to this arrogant blond brat] I am older and wiser.

Seifer: Wiser my ass. I am better looking. But since you seem to be causing such a fuss we may as well flip a coin,

Crawford: NO. [ Coins don't like me ]

Seifer: See arguing like this just proves your immaturity. Are you afraid of a simple coin toss?

Crawford: [Stupid visions] Fine flip the damn coin. [Please let my vision be wrong]

Seifer: ::tosses coin:: Call it.

Crwaford: Tails

The coin falls to the floor. A few of the others are watching the spectacle.

Seifer: Heads. Looks like you are my slave for the night Braddy.

Crawford: [Stupid fucking coins] Red.

Seifer: ::confused:: What?

Crawford: Safe word. Red.

Part II: Sanzo x Ran

Both are ignoring the two idiots making the loud argument.

Sanzo: Flip?

Ran: Hn.

Sanzo: Heads or tails? ::fishes out coin::

Ran: Heads

Coin goes up and falls to floor.

Ran: ::looks at coin:: Tails. :mutters something::

Sanzo: What was that?

Ran: Hn. Chocolate is my safe word.

Sanzo: Chocolate?

Ran: ::smirks evilly:: Chocolate.

Part III: Squall x Farfarello

They are watching their co-stars fighting. They notice each other's cards.

Squall: You take it. I don't want to think right now.

Farfie: You do realize who I am right?

Squall: Yeah I have watched the Anime. I personally think you aren't as insane as they portray you.

Farfie: If you say so. What is your safe word?

Squall: Dandelion.

Farfie: Dandelion it is.

Part IV: Hakkai x Wufei

These two are quietly discussing something off in a corner of the room.

Wufei: It would be an injustice to be slave to a demon.

Hakkai: Would it be more of an injustice to swallow a Ki ball?

Wufei: ::gulps:: Good point.

Hakkai: What would you have for a safe word?

Wufei: Dragon

Hakuryuu: ::pokes head up:: Squeak.

Hakkai: ::laughs:: Why don't you go outside and play Hakaru.

Hakuryuu: Squeak. ::flies upstairs::

Wufei: Strange little creature.

Part V: Duo x Goyjo

Ok let me find these two. There they are speaking civilly if I am seeing correctly. And not to far from where I am sitting. I actually don't have to use my other half's omnicience to hear them.

Goyjo: Nice braid there kid.

Duo: Hey thanks. Nice roach tails, nice color too. Where did you buy it?

Goyjo: I'll have you know it's all natural.

Duo: I can't wait to see if that is true.

Goyjo: So what's your safe word?

Duo: Who said I was the sub here.

Goyjo: I did. You gotta problem with that?

Duo: Not really. Let me see a good safe word. I know … koinu.

Kaiba: ::chuckles::

Miss Reika: ::looks bewildered:: [he doesn't do that a lot]

Schu (to Reika): {Why not?}

Miss Reika (to Schu): {Grrr. Damn German telepath. Stay out of my thoughts}

Schu (Reika): {But..}

Miss Reika (Schu): {I can have my Master humiliate you very well you know. He makes the base rules. }

Schu (Reika): {…} ::can't get through because of massive mental blockage::

Miss Reika: ::sticks tongue out at Schu:: ::Recieves glare from Master for it::

Schu: ::smirks because he got me in trouble::

Miss Reika: [Arrogant ass]

Part VI: Nagi x Goku

Sorry about that thing with Schu. He really irritates me sometimes. Anyways looking for the telekinitic and the monkey. Ok I think I missed most of that encounter. They are about to flip a coin.

Goku: We will flip for it then, Ok?

Nagi: Sure. [Hehe. I got this one]

Miss Reika: ::uses her telepathy to suppress Nagi's powers so he cannot cheat:: (to Nagi){You are not cheating}

Nagi: ::looks at me kinda bewildered::

Miss Reika(Nagi): {Yes I am a telepath, amongst other things. Behave, use your powers for a good thing. ::sends smirk thru mental link}

Goku: Call it in the air. ::tosses coin::

Nagi: Heads.

Goku: Tails.

Nagi: ::curses telepaths::

Miss Reika: [Hey that wasn't nice. Mental note: Get telekinetic back]

I missed something in that mental rant.

Nagi: Neko for my safe word.

Goku: Good. I wonder if ther is food here somewhere. I'm hungry.

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Authoress: I am stopping there for now hopefully I get the boys to cooperate along with my masochist half to get this written.

Reika: Please review, Authoress is addicted to attention. If she doesn't get it she will lose the will to write. And we all know we want good lemons. Right?

Authoress: ::glares at Reika:: I am not addicted. ::pouts::

Reika: ::whispers:: She is too.

Authoress: ::beats Reika:: oops she enjoys that ::growls:: Oh well. Please review. I will update soon.