INTO THE WOODS PARODY PAGE By Allie
The way is clear the light is good
I have no fear, but you should, *change in music* one way, or another, im gonna find ya, im gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya.....
in to the woods the time is now we have to live I don't care how in to the woods to eat the cow - in to the woods to buy some steak sauce....
There are giants in the sky there are great green stinky giants in the sky....
It takes one to begin but then once you've begun..... It still takes one of you....
-Agony beyond power of speech.... - when the cat has your tongue and you cant say anything you should turn tail and run......
its no sicker than your thing with dwarves -it is not -is too -is not -is toooooooooooo!
Oh, good friends, what news have you? what is it you say? Im crazy? how dare you! -you can talk to birds? -they don't like meeee! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*runs off crying*
-So its your fault
-No its not -Yes it is -You're right it is I've seen the light I shall repent -My lord, this guy's nuts
into the woods but mind the past into the woods but mind the future into the woods but mind the alternate reality
though its fearful though its deep though its dark and though you may lose the path Though you may encounter psychos
jeans jeans and nothing but jeans levis calvin kline Cherokee and dickies....
So im telling you what I tell kings and.... Oh crap what are those called again I know it starts with k sound. ah screw it (thoughts) Caves, no cats, no, cambells? No that's not it either. GOD DAMMIT!! I quit.....
You've changed you're thriving theres something about the woods not just conniving you're a danger to the woods at home I fear we'd stay the same forever but then out here, you're beautifully wicked, its chilling, and thrilling .
look at my garden,! do you think it was an earthquake? those are footprints, my garden has been trampled, and eaten do you think it was a bear/ bears, are sweet besides you ever seen a bear with hooved feet? a dragon/ no scorch marks usually their linked manticore? imaginary griffin? extinct (Angel is my pony) Angel? possible very possible Angel's's the worst you cant reason with Angel, her brain is the size of a peanut. She goes around terrorizing people and eating their gardens, andthen she poops I it, and it stinks for days....
Oh, good friends, what news have you? what of the prince? how many times have I told him not to run around the palace in his underwear? good grief...
Shiver and Quiver little tree Silver and gold rain down on me.... OWWWW! You idiot, I didn't mean it literally that hurts you dope!
Look at the blood within the shoe oh my god, that's ....ewww I think im gonna puke
he's a very smart prince hes a prince who prepares knowing his time id run from him he spread pitch on the stairs I was caught unawares..... and I fell on my... face Now I've crap in my hair, on my dress, and every where....
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The way is clear the light is good
I have no fear, but you should, *change in music* one way, or another, im gonna find ya, im gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya.....
in to the woods the time is now we have to live I don't care how in to the woods to eat the cow - in to the woods to buy some steak sauce....
There are giants in the sky there are great green stinky giants in the sky....
It takes one to begin but then once you've begun..... It still takes one of you....
-Agony beyond power of speech.... - when the cat has your tongue and you cant say anything you should turn tail and run......
its no sicker than your thing with dwarves -it is not -is too -is not -is toooooooooooo!
Oh, good friends, what news have you? what is it you say? Im crazy? how dare you! -you can talk to birds? -they don't like meeee! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*runs off crying*
-So its your fault
-No its not -Yes it is -You're right it is I've seen the light I shall repent -My lord, this guy's nuts
into the woods but mind the past into the woods but mind the future into the woods but mind the alternate reality
though its fearful though its deep though its dark and though you may lose the path Though you may encounter psychos
jeans jeans and nothing but jeans levis calvin kline Cherokee and dickies....
So im telling you what I tell kings and.... Oh crap what are those called again I know it starts with k sound. ah screw it (thoughts) Caves, no cats, no, cambells? No that's not it either. GOD DAMMIT!! I quit.....
You've changed you're thriving theres something about the woods not just conniving you're a danger to the woods at home I fear we'd stay the same forever but then out here, you're beautifully wicked, its chilling, and thrilling .
look at my garden,! do you think it was an earthquake? those are footprints, my garden has been trampled, and eaten do you think it was a bear/ bears, are sweet besides you ever seen a bear with hooved feet? a dragon/ no scorch marks usually their linked manticore? imaginary griffin? extinct (Angel is my pony) Angel? possible very possible Angel's's the worst you cant reason with Angel, her brain is the size of a peanut. She goes around terrorizing people and eating their gardens, andthen she poops I it, and it stinks for days....
Oh, good friends, what news have you? what of the prince? how many times have I told him not to run around the palace in his underwear? good grief...
Shiver and Quiver little tree Silver and gold rain down on me.... OWWWW! You idiot, I didn't mean it literally that hurts you dope!
Look at the blood within the shoe oh my god, that's ....ewww I think im gonna puke
he's a very smart prince hes a prince who prepares knowing his time id run from him he spread pitch on the stairs I was caught unawares..... and I fell on my... face Now I've crap in my hair, on my dress, and every where....
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