Hey, my first fic! Go me! Flames are accepted, but I will turn them on you
and burn you to cinders.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Simple Plan's 'God Must Hate Me.'
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God Must Hate Me
~Last night I just wanted to have fun
To go out with my friends
I took my dad's car
I never thought he would find out
But I crashed in a wall~
Hiei gave a short hysterical laugh of pain. Blood was pouring out of the wound on his stomach, and he was lying there laughing. It was a simple mission, exterminate some insect demons. And he was sitting here dying.
~Man I'm dead
I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up every little thing I ever try to do
I was born to lose~
He sat up, using his sword to push him. "I guess this is my punishment. Born of unholiness, maybe this is deserved. I mess up all the time, maybe this is it."
~God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity~
Hiei thought of his life, how horrible it had been. Thieving, deceiving, murdering, it all was bad. Fate had cursed him the moment he was conceived.
~God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me~
The others were farther away, they didn't know he was dying. He laughed again. They'd blame themselves for his death, but it wasn't their fault. It was his luck's fault, his bad luck.
~I'm breaking down and you can't save me~
His wound gushed a bit more blood as he laughed.
~I'm stuck in hell
And I wanna go home~
He covered the wound with his arms, remembering all the times he had been wounded. This was the worst. "And all I want to do is laugh." He whispered, horrified of his actions.
~Last night I had to study for this test
I forgot man I'm dead~
His head was spinning because of the lack of blood. Hiei suddenly snapped open his eyes. "Shit! I promised Kurama that I'd attempt to learn to take care of my own wounds so he wouldn't worry that I was dead in a ditch somewhere. I never said when I'd learn, but I promised!"
~And now my brain is bursting out of my head
I can't think I can't breathe~
His stomach was burning because of the gash, he tried to burn the edges of the cut to stop the flow of blood.
~Once again~
"Damn. Just when I needed to know."
~I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up every little thing I ever try to do~
He fell backwards, the pressure of sitting up was too great. Seconds passed like hours in his eyes. His earlier thoughts came back to haunt him.
~I'm born to lose~
"Screw up! Screw up! Screw up!"
~So what in the world am I supposed to do?~
His burning had worked, the blood flow was lessening. 'Now what? I still have lost a lot of blood.'
~I never did anything to you~
He reflected on his life, and decided fate had cursed him. "Why?" Hiei whispered to the empty sky.
~So can't you find something else to do?~
His eyes blackened. He tried to use his Jagan to see, but he was too weak to harness the power. 'Guess I'm dying.'
~God Must hate me
He cursed me for eternity~
He heard running footsteps, and breaths of horror. "Hiei! What happened?!" Kurama's voice yelled at him. Hiei smirked. "I'm dying."
~God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me~
"What can we do?" Yusuke yelled. Hiei could hear Kuwabara throwing up in a bush. He perceived Kurama kneeling beside him. Hiei grabbed Kurama's arm. "It won't help."
~I'm breaking down and you can't save me~
"But I have to heal you!" Kurama's frantic cries cut Hiei's heart. "You really want to disappoint yourself? It's too late, you know that."
~I'm stuck in Hell and~
Hiei smiled again, for the sake of those who cared about him.
~I wanna go home~
"Don't worry. I'm fine. In fact, it's about time." "Why?" "Cause my fate was screwed."
~God must hate me now~
Bold text and ~ ~ indicate lyrics. Onto the fic!
God Must Hate Me
~Last night I just wanted to have fun
To go out with my friends
I took my dad's car
I never thought he would find out
But I crashed in a wall~
Hiei gave a short hysterical laugh of pain. Blood was pouring out of the wound on his stomach, and he was lying there laughing. It was a simple mission, exterminate some insect demons. And he was sitting here dying.
~Man I'm dead
I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up every little thing I ever try to do
I was born to lose~
He sat up, using his sword to push him. "I guess this is my punishment. Born of unholiness, maybe this is deserved. I mess up all the time, maybe this is it."
~God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity~
Hiei thought of his life, how horrible it had been. Thieving, deceiving, murdering, it all was bad. Fate had cursed him the moment he was conceived.
~God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me~
The others were farther away, they didn't know he was dying. He laughed again. They'd blame themselves for his death, but it wasn't their fault. It was his luck's fault, his bad luck.
~I'm breaking down and you can't save me~
His wound gushed a bit more blood as he laughed.
~I'm stuck in hell
And I wanna go home~
He covered the wound with his arms, remembering all the times he had been wounded. This was the worst. "And all I want to do is laugh." He whispered, horrified of his actions.
~Last night I had to study for this test
I forgot man I'm dead~
His head was spinning because of the lack of blood. Hiei suddenly snapped open his eyes. "Shit! I promised Kurama that I'd attempt to learn to take care of my own wounds so he wouldn't worry that I was dead in a ditch somewhere. I never said when I'd learn, but I promised!"
~And now my brain is bursting out of my head
I can't think I can't breathe~
His stomach was burning because of the gash, he tried to burn the edges of the cut to stop the flow of blood.
~Once again~
"Damn. Just when I needed to know."
~I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up every little thing I ever try to do~
He fell backwards, the pressure of sitting up was too great. Seconds passed like hours in his eyes. His earlier thoughts came back to haunt him.
~I'm born to lose~
"Screw up! Screw up! Screw up!"
~So what in the world am I supposed to do?~
His burning had worked, the blood flow was lessening. 'Now what? I still have lost a lot of blood.'
~I never did anything to you~
He reflected on his life, and decided fate had cursed him. "Why?" Hiei whispered to the empty sky.
~So can't you find something else to do?~
His eyes blackened. He tried to use his Jagan to see, but he was too weak to harness the power. 'Guess I'm dying.'
~God Must hate me
He cursed me for eternity~
He heard running footsteps, and breaths of horror. "Hiei! What happened?!" Kurama's voice yelled at him. Hiei smirked. "I'm dying."
~God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me~
"What can we do?" Yusuke yelled. Hiei could hear Kuwabara throwing up in a bush. He perceived Kurama kneeling beside him. Hiei grabbed Kurama's arm. "It won't help."
~I'm breaking down and you can't save me~
"But I have to heal you!" Kurama's frantic cries cut Hiei's heart. "You really want to disappoint yourself? It's too late, you know that."
~I'm stuck in Hell and~
Hiei smiled again, for the sake of those who cared about him.
~I wanna go home~
"Don't worry. I'm fine. In fact, it's about time." "Why?" "Cause my fate was screwed."
~God must hate me now~
