Ok I know I haven't updated the other story, but I find that these little
spurs of thought are a lot quicker to write down than a full fledge
chapter. Plus.sorry lost the thought.any way t go on here is just another
short poemy thing (I can't call it a real poem, that would be insulting all
the poets in the world) any who I was watching The Two Towers extended DVD
thing and I just felt like doing something that included LotR in it and I
really didn't want to do what I originally thought of which was to design
my own Elven armor and stuff (shut up emerald Dragon I can just hear you as
I'm writing this over my blasting TECHNO music! SHUT UP AGAIN ABOUT THE
TECHNO!!!) especially since I can't draw ( or in that case write or
anything artistic in any way) for my life.
OK I DON"T OWN IT! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THAT
HORRENDOUS SMELLING BUT AWFULLY FUNNY STINK BOMB IN YOUR LOCKER WAS NOT
PLANTED BY ME NOR WAS IT MINE!!.oh you weren't talking about that? then in
that case I would just like to clarify that I don't own LotR, but Tolkien
does. *runs away hiding stink bombs* (sorry spur of thought there)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Do Middle Earthlings use the loo?
Do Elves use them too?
What if Gandalf were not he Grey,
But instead the Gay?
(Sorry Halowyn Greenleaf I believe that is yours, but at least i'm
advertising your story, in a way)
What If Uruk-Hai were good?
What if Arwen was played by Elijah Wood?
Then my goodness i would say he was just right
though to many it would be a hysterical sight.
What if they never stumbled into Shelob's lair?
What if Legolas had no hair?
What if Hobbits weren't so small?
What if Elves weren't that tall?
What If the guys (if you could call them that ) didn't wear skirts?
Then i tell you my dears, my eyes wouldn't hurt.
What If "One ring" did not rule them all?
What if evil always did fall?
What if good always prevailed?
What id everything but love failed?
What would the worlds be like?
O what a sight
Dwarves and elves
not bickering among themselves
Men of Gondor and Rohan
Together they will band
What if peace would be brought?
What if no one ever fought?
What If all of this was true?
I wish that too.
spurs of thought are a lot quicker to write down than a full fledge
chapter. Plus.sorry lost the thought.any way t go on here is just another
short poemy thing (I can't call it a real poem, that would be insulting all
the poets in the world) any who I was watching The Two Towers extended DVD
thing and I just felt like doing something that included LotR in it and I
really didn't want to do what I originally thought of which was to design
my own Elven armor and stuff (shut up emerald Dragon I can just hear you as
I'm writing this over my blasting TECHNO music! SHUT UP AGAIN ABOUT THE
TECHNO!!!) especially since I can't draw ( or in that case write or
anything artistic in any way) for my life.
OK I DON"T OWN IT! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THAT
HORRENDOUS SMELLING BUT AWFULLY FUNNY STINK BOMB IN YOUR LOCKER WAS NOT
PLANTED BY ME NOR WAS IT MINE!!.oh you weren't talking about that? then in
that case I would just like to clarify that I don't own LotR, but Tolkien
does. *runs away hiding stink bombs* (sorry spur of thought there)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Do Middle Earthlings use the loo?
Do Elves use them too?
What if Gandalf were not he Grey,
But instead the Gay?
(Sorry Halowyn Greenleaf I believe that is yours, but at least i'm
advertising your story, in a way)
What If Uruk-Hai were good?
What if Arwen was played by Elijah Wood?
Then my goodness i would say he was just right
though to many it would be a hysterical sight.
What if they never stumbled into Shelob's lair?
What if Legolas had no hair?
What if Hobbits weren't so small?
What if Elves weren't that tall?
What If the guys (if you could call them that ) didn't wear skirts?
Then i tell you my dears, my eyes wouldn't hurt.
What If "One ring" did not rule them all?
What if evil always did fall?
What if good always prevailed?
What id everything but love failed?
What would the worlds be like?
O what a sight
Dwarves and elves
not bickering among themselves
Men of Gondor and Rohan
Together they will band
What if peace would be brought?
What if no one ever fought?
What If all of this was true?
I wish that too.
