TOTAL RANDOMNESS
By me

Nessy!!!!!! Um to the story, the green rat made a ring in Fish Bowl Doom, the ring could rule the seven rings given to the Pigs that could fly but are too fat, three to the purple leaves, and the nine given to the blue flamingos who above all else desired power.

Giant quill appears, feathery end and sweeps away all of Strangely Colored Earth, right after the purple leaves left for La-La Land across the sea with Fraba the orange ant and his relative, Blobo and the pink owl Gandrith.

Ok for some reason Harry-

WE INTERRUPT THIS STORY LIKE THING TO SAY I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER YET BUT I WILL HAVE IT WHEN I RULE THE WORLD, RIGHT NOW I OWN LA-LA LAND AND STRANGELY COLORED EARTH- thank you

-was walking around the grave yard were Voldy... that sounds cool Voldy Voldy Voldy *fades away and Rowling grabs the pen that was once a quill* starts scribbling...

He starts dueling with Voldemort and Dumbledore saves his but (can I, I mean she, say this?) *I wrestle for the pencil but Rowling, who is rich and doesn't get much exercise, loses to me, the muscle-less person, who erases the inerasable ink from the pen and writes*..

...was revived, as Harry walk he thought don't let the crazy Fanfic author hurt me to bad, please no broken bones/lack of bones, poisonous venom, dangerous creatures or other J.K. Rowling... my true owner... type torture. What type of guy dose he think I am MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (to spamith power). Ok the death eaters come out from behind 2x1 gravestones that somehow hid them, 21 behind one stone, ok so the death eaters come out and start yawning Ava Kadavra, nothing happened except dirty grey thongs went flying at Harry

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Harry snored "Ava Kadavra" Sexy pink see-through bikinis went flying at the death eaters making them shriek in pain.

Somehow they were at Hogwarts with the gravestones.

Sirius' cousin apperated with a plunger that began shooting out 2 year old toilet water from a public school that has not been cleaned.

An ink lightning bolt splattering the last paragraph into La-La Land.

Sirius' cousin apperated and screamed "I'm sorry Sirius, I'm sorry I didn't mean to." A giant hand holding a struggling Sirius dropped him on his cousin.

"I'M DEAD!!!" Sirius whispered *a paddle came from no were and spanked Sirius into tears* "MUST NOT ANGER FANFIC RULER" he whispered.

"I thought you couldn't apperate inside Hogy Warty Hogwarts" Dumbledore muttered blasting the death eaters from Hogwarts "Harry, I said GET YOUR SELF KILLED; I mean not to leave your house."

*********** I would like to say I will post when I feel like it and have one review per chappie.