Disclaimer: if I owned FFX do u think I would be writing this?
Hey! Im glad that the people who are reading this likes this. I really thought it was crap. But anyway......
We open the chapter with our hero Tidus passed out holding on to a rock in a ruin looking temple.
Tidus: O what the fuck? Why does my ass hurt?
::tidus looks around the area::
Tidus: how the fuck did I get here? Shit I must be high.....
::Tidus swims his way to the front of the strange temple::
Tidus: great now im not gonna be able to ass ram that girl with the jugs...... ::bridge collapses:: holy shit! I guess im gonna have to jump in and maybe get killed by whatever is down there....
Voice: ::sounds like a drag queen:: he he he he he hello there.
Tidus: who the hell are you?
Voice: he he he he I found you hanging onto that rock and I had my way with you!
Tidus: (so that's why my ass hurt!) What do you want from me?!
Voice: I want that sweet ass all over again!!!!
::an eruption of boulders occur::
Tidus:: A fiend raped me?!
Voice Fiend: My name is Geosgaeno! Come with me cracker!
BATTLE!!!
Geosgaeno: Im horny ass hell!!! Come over here!!!
Tidus: ::squealing:: NOO!!!
Geosgaeno: o come on I promise it wont hurt! It didn't hurt your father!!!
Tidus: ::gasps:: my father?!
Geosgaeno: yes and his ass was much better than yours!!!
Tidus: NU HUH! Mine is the best ::spanks his own ass:: you just mad cuz you aint getting any o this!
Geosgaeno: come over her you little bitch!
Tidus: Its on now! ::cocks his gun:: didn't think id be prepared bitch?!
Geosgaeno: woah there. Im sorry guy I didn't mean to rape you!
Tidus: shut the fuck up! ::loud gun shot is heard::
Geosgaeno: Fuck! My arm! I'll come back for you I swear it!
BATTLE ENDS
Tidus: what a dumb fuck.....
::Tidus swims his way into a hole he found and emerges in a strange looking room with patterns on the floor::
Tidus: holy crap its devil worship! I aint messin with that shit!
::as tidus turns around something catches his eye::
Tidus: ::tearing:: oh my god! Its..... its..... porn! My beloved porn. Heres Saving Ryans Privites and Midgets Get Rowdy!!!!! Im coppin this shit!
::after stealing all the porn yet another voice is heard::
2nd voice: HEY BITCH THAT'S MY PORN!!!!
Tidus: Mine now sucka!
2nd voice: we must do battle!
BATTLE!!!!
2nd voice: im coming down right now!
::tidus sees a strange figure fall from the ceiling::
2nd voice: my name is Klink . I- OH MY GOD IM GONNA FALL INT-
Tidus: HA HA HA HA! A pile of jagged rocks you stupid assmuncher!
BATTLE ENDS
::as tidus is rolling with laughter he hears strange voices speaking another language::
Male: vcjgby dhfkjhf oe fsah gdjhrmf ynfnt! (theres nothing in this fucking place!)
Female: hg fjkns gwl dhh gjrt gnrcky hj hfkj fjdg fdhg hj! (ima cut off your testies if you don't shut up!)
Tidus: ::runs over:: are you guys here to save me?!
Male: ::nodding and whispering to his friend:: jdhx hjdv kfg! (lets rape him!)
Female: hg! gd kdjf bjh jfjhdgf! (no! we take him hostage!)
Male: ::sounding sad:: ghjf.... (fine....)
Tidus: uh he he he?
Female: cunno. (sorry) ::stabs him in his head::
Well there chapter 2. Sorry if it wasn't funny like the other one. I didn't have much to work with! Anyway ill try harder with the next chapter. And tidus isnt dead! You'll see in chapter 3!
Hey! Im glad that the people who are reading this likes this. I really thought it was crap. But anyway......
We open the chapter with our hero Tidus passed out holding on to a rock in a ruin looking temple.
Tidus: O what the fuck? Why does my ass hurt?
::tidus looks around the area::
Tidus: how the fuck did I get here? Shit I must be high.....
::Tidus swims his way to the front of the strange temple::
Tidus: great now im not gonna be able to ass ram that girl with the jugs...... ::bridge collapses:: holy shit! I guess im gonna have to jump in and maybe get killed by whatever is down there....
Voice: ::sounds like a drag queen:: he he he he he hello there.
Tidus: who the hell are you?
Voice: he he he he I found you hanging onto that rock and I had my way with you!
Tidus: (so that's why my ass hurt!) What do you want from me?!
Voice: I want that sweet ass all over again!!!!
::an eruption of boulders occur::
Tidus:: A fiend raped me?!
Voice Fiend: My name is Geosgaeno! Come with me cracker!
BATTLE!!!
Geosgaeno: Im horny ass hell!!! Come over here!!!
Tidus: ::squealing:: NOO!!!
Geosgaeno: o come on I promise it wont hurt! It didn't hurt your father!!!
Tidus: ::gasps:: my father?!
Geosgaeno: yes and his ass was much better than yours!!!
Tidus: NU HUH! Mine is the best ::spanks his own ass:: you just mad cuz you aint getting any o this!
Geosgaeno: come over her you little bitch!
Tidus: Its on now! ::cocks his gun:: didn't think id be prepared bitch?!
Geosgaeno: woah there. Im sorry guy I didn't mean to rape you!
Tidus: shut the fuck up! ::loud gun shot is heard::
Geosgaeno: Fuck! My arm! I'll come back for you I swear it!
BATTLE ENDS
Tidus: what a dumb fuck.....
::Tidus swims his way into a hole he found and emerges in a strange looking room with patterns on the floor::
Tidus: holy crap its devil worship! I aint messin with that shit!
::as tidus turns around something catches his eye::
Tidus: ::tearing:: oh my god! Its..... its..... porn! My beloved porn. Heres Saving Ryans Privites and Midgets Get Rowdy!!!!! Im coppin this shit!
::after stealing all the porn yet another voice is heard::
2nd voice: HEY BITCH THAT'S MY PORN!!!!
Tidus: Mine now sucka!
2nd voice: we must do battle!
BATTLE!!!!
2nd voice: im coming down right now!
::tidus sees a strange figure fall from the ceiling::
2nd voice: my name is Klink . I- OH MY GOD IM GONNA FALL INT-
Tidus: HA HA HA HA! A pile of jagged rocks you stupid assmuncher!
BATTLE ENDS
::as tidus is rolling with laughter he hears strange voices speaking another language::
Male: vcjgby dhfkjhf oe fsah gdjhrmf ynfnt! (theres nothing in this fucking place!)
Female: hg fjkns gwl dhh gjrt gnrcky hj hfkj fjdg fdhg hj! (ima cut off your testies if you don't shut up!)
Tidus: ::runs over:: are you guys here to save me?!
Male: ::nodding and whispering to his friend:: jdhx hjdv kfg! (lets rape him!)
Female: hg! gd kdjf bjh jfjhdgf! (no! we take him hostage!)
Male: ::sounding sad:: ghjf.... (fine....)
Tidus: uh he he he?
Female: cunno. (sorry) ::stabs him in his head::
Well there chapter 2. Sorry if it wasn't funny like the other one. I didn't have much to work with! Anyway ill try harder with the next chapter. And tidus isnt dead! You'll see in chapter 3!
