Disclaimer: if I owned FFX do u think I would be writing this?

Hey! Im glad that the people who are reading this likes this. I really thought it was crap. But anyway......

We open the chapter with our hero Tidus passed out holding on to a rock in a ruin looking temple.

Tidus: O what the fuck? Why does my ass hurt?

::tidus looks around the area::

Tidus: how the fuck did I get here? Shit I must be high.....

::Tidus swims his way to the front of the strange temple::

Tidus: great now im not gonna be able to ass ram that girl with the jugs...... ::bridge collapses:: holy shit! I guess im gonna have to jump in and maybe get killed by whatever is down there....

Voice: ::sounds like a drag queen:: he he he he he hello there.

Tidus: who the hell are you?

Voice: he he he he I found you hanging onto that rock and I had my way with you!

Tidus: (so that's why my ass hurt!) What do you want from me?!

Voice: I want that sweet ass all over again!!!!

::an eruption of boulders occur::

Tidus:: A fiend raped me?!

Voice Fiend: My name is Geosgaeno! Come with me cracker!

BATTLE!!!

Geosgaeno: Im horny ass hell!!! Come over here!!!

Tidus: ::squealing:: NOO!!!

Geosgaeno: o come on I promise it wont hurt! It didn't hurt your father!!!

Tidus: ::gasps:: my father?!

Geosgaeno: yes and his ass was much better than yours!!!

Tidus: NU HUH! Mine is the best ::spanks his own ass:: you just mad cuz you aint getting any o this!

Geosgaeno: come over her you little bitch!

Tidus: Its on now! ::cocks his gun:: didn't think id be prepared bitch?!

Geosgaeno: woah there. Im sorry guy I didn't mean to rape you!

Tidus: shut the fuck up! ::loud gun shot is heard::

Geosgaeno: Fuck! My arm! I'll come back for you I swear it!

BATTLE ENDS

Tidus: what a dumb fuck.....

::Tidus swims his way into a hole he found and emerges in a strange looking room with patterns on the floor::

Tidus: holy crap its devil worship! I aint messin with that shit!

::as tidus turns around something catches his eye::

Tidus: ::tearing:: oh my god! Its..... its..... porn! My beloved porn. Heres Saving Ryans Privites and Midgets Get Rowdy!!!!! Im coppin this shit!

::after stealing all the porn yet another voice is heard::

2nd voice: HEY BITCH THAT'S MY PORN!!!!

Tidus: Mine now sucka!

2nd voice: we must do battle!

BATTLE!!!!

2nd voice: im coming down right now!

::tidus sees a strange figure fall from the ceiling::

2nd voice: my name is Klink . I- OH MY GOD IM GONNA FALL INT-

Tidus: HA HA HA HA! A pile of jagged rocks you stupid assmuncher!

BATTLE ENDS

::as tidus is rolling with laughter he hears strange voices speaking another language::

Male: vcjgby dhfkjhf oe fsah gdjhrmf ynfnt! (theres nothing in this fucking place!)

Female: hg fjkns gwl dhh gjrt gnrcky hj hfkj fjdg fdhg hj! (ima cut off your testies if you don't shut up!)

Tidus: ::runs over:: are you guys here to save me?!

Male: ::nodding and whispering to his friend:: jdhx hjdv kfg! (lets rape him!)

Female: hg! gd kdjf bjh jfjhdgf! (no! we take him hostage!)

Male: ::sounding sad:: ghjf.... (fine....)

Tidus: uh he he he?

Female: cunno. (sorry) ::stabs him in his head::

Well there chapter 2. Sorry if it wasn't funny like the other one. I didn't have much to work with! Anyway ill try harder with the next chapter. And tidus isnt dead! You'll see in chapter 3!