I would like to say *sucks in air* "THE GREEN RATS ARE COMING THEY ARE
BEING LEAD BY BLUE WORMTAIL" thank oh I do not own Harry Potter, yet, but
you can sign up for my army and you will get the Crazy Mark and come when I
make it burn, to the story like substance.
2 reviews Yeah, dose an embarrassing hula dance.
"I DO OWN HARRY POTTER" J.K. ROWLING
"I'm back what happened," Me "I do not own Harry potter *********
Harry woke up "aw a normal day, yesterday Sirius fell from the sky I appearated somehow and Dudlykinns gained five hundred pounds (without heart failure), but today will be normal, no death spells, *green light flashes by* no dirty thongs, *'Mione drops her laundry on Harry's bed* no reference to polyjuice potion to keep the plot going, *Draco turns into Ron with said potion* and no plot *I got a plot idea, not really* nope normal nothing no possessed DADA teacher *a possessed teacher enters the school to kill I mean teach Harry* nope this day is as normal as this sentence proves that I am in Advanced L.A.(A/N English)."
Then Trevor awoke... dun da da dun daaaAA! *Star Wars, Darth Vader music plays*
I DO NOT OWN STAR WARS EITHER BUT I WILL
Trevor was an evil pink toad who ate Neville one day but was after Harry so Voldy (A/N Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy...) would be happy and give him a homaspus potion to turn him into a human, he was stuck in an Animagus form, his real form was a wizard.
Ronald is walking down the tower wall when he finds Trevor planning to eat all the mudbloods, Ronald, Ron's other personality of course says,
"I will help if I get Hermione." Dumbledore over hears and laughs manically
"Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahah *Gasp*"
Dumbly of course laughed until he died, lying on the side of the tower.
The next day Snape had a message,
"Dumbledore is dead we are doomed and I am in charge because McGonagall is missing in the dungeons, I mean is missing while fighting You-know-who, my favorite Tyrant, I mean my least favorite oppressor-" *A loud booming voice goes muhahahahaha* "-goodbye and five hundred points from Gryffindor because I felt like it."
In double potions Snape took a total of 3000 points from Gryffindor for walking in the door; and when some noticed and didn't come in he took twice as many points.
Walking into DADA while not being hit by the 21 death curses, Harry stopped and asked Hermione,
"Do you see the blurry head sticking from the teacher's head?"
"Yes, why?"
"No reason it just seems to normal for Hogy Warty Hogwarts."
"So?"
After everybody took a seat the "normal teacher" said
"I am Fudge being controlled by you-know-who, I mean I am Fudge who has sneaked in against Dumbl-, I mean, forget it. GET OUT YOUR BOOKS MUDBLOODS AND TURN TO PAGE 235,472,984,739,847,329,472,394,732,947,239,847,984,723,984,732,947,239,847, 984798,473,294,732,984,723,984,793,284,739,824,793,287,493,824,739,472,398,7 49,284,798,374,923,847,329,847..., 5000 POINTS FROM YOU NEVILLE FOR NOT GOING TO THE RIGHT PAGE!!!!"
Dean "Sir what is that on your head that looks like a snake?"
"IT IS A um uh A BEAUTY PAGEANT CROWN I WON FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS NOW 9000 POINTS FOR POINTLESS QUESTIONS!!!!"
************************* Darkboy77 Thank you Mini Padfoot Thank you for your support in me controlling the world.
2 reviews Yeah, dose an embarrassing hula dance.
"I DO OWN HARRY POTTER" J.K. ROWLING
"I'm back what happened," Me "I do not own Harry potter *********
Harry woke up "aw a normal day, yesterday Sirius fell from the sky I appearated somehow and Dudlykinns gained five hundred pounds (without heart failure), but today will be normal, no death spells, *green light flashes by* no dirty thongs, *'Mione drops her laundry on Harry's bed* no reference to polyjuice potion to keep the plot going, *Draco turns into Ron with said potion* and no plot *I got a plot idea, not really* nope normal nothing no possessed DADA teacher *a possessed teacher enters the school to kill I mean teach Harry* nope this day is as normal as this sentence proves that I am in Advanced L.A.(A/N English)."
Then Trevor awoke... dun da da dun daaaAA! *Star Wars, Darth Vader music plays*
I DO NOT OWN STAR WARS EITHER BUT I WILL
Trevor was an evil pink toad who ate Neville one day but was after Harry so Voldy (A/N Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy...) would be happy and give him a homaspus potion to turn him into a human, he was stuck in an Animagus form, his real form was a wizard.
Ronald is walking down the tower wall when he finds Trevor planning to eat all the mudbloods, Ronald, Ron's other personality of course says,
"I will help if I get Hermione." Dumbledore over hears and laughs manically
"Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahah *Gasp*"
Dumbly of course laughed until he died, lying on the side of the tower.
The next day Snape had a message,
"Dumbledore is dead we are doomed and I am in charge because McGonagall is missing in the dungeons, I mean is missing while fighting You-know-who, my favorite Tyrant, I mean my least favorite oppressor-" *A loud booming voice goes muhahahahaha* "-goodbye and five hundred points from Gryffindor because I felt like it."
In double potions Snape took a total of 3000 points from Gryffindor for walking in the door; and when some noticed and didn't come in he took twice as many points.
Walking into DADA while not being hit by the 21 death curses, Harry stopped and asked Hermione,
"Do you see the blurry head sticking from the teacher's head?"
"Yes, why?"
"No reason it just seems to normal for Hogy Warty Hogwarts."
"So?"
After everybody took a seat the "normal teacher" said
"I am Fudge being controlled by you-know-who, I mean I am Fudge who has sneaked in against Dumbl-, I mean, forget it. GET OUT YOUR BOOKS MUDBLOODS AND TURN TO PAGE 235,472,984,739,847,329,472,394,732,947,239,847,984,723,984,732,947,239,847, 984798,473,294,732,984,723,984,793,284,739,824,793,287,493,824,739,472,398,7 49,284,798,374,923,847,329,847..., 5000 POINTS FROM YOU NEVILLE FOR NOT GOING TO THE RIGHT PAGE!!!!"
Dean "Sir what is that on your head that looks like a snake?"
"IT IS A um uh A BEAUTY PAGEANT CROWN I WON FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS NOW 9000 POINTS FOR POINTLESS QUESTIONS!!!!"
************************* Darkboy77 Thank you Mini Padfoot Thank you for your support in me controlling the world.
