DISCLAIMER: I do not own FFX. If I did there would be a lot more nudity.

Hey. Um.... Im glad I got at least one reader reading this but I wish I had more. So if you are reading my stuff please give me a review even if its bad. And with those reviews I will make it as good as possible for you guys.

Last we left tidus he had met the weird al bhead and one of them stabbed him in the head...... yeah.

Male al bhead: yjh jfh ksb gpdh jgm jk gwy bvxk?!(why did you stab him?!)

Female al bhead(FAB): h ghfjhgj hg ghbjk fb hgfsg. (I thought it would be funny.)

Male al bhead: jfndbdu hyu gknd ghg d bngfmdy bhjg! (someone get this kid a phoenix down!)

:: phoenix down is used::

Tidus: You fucking immagrants!

::male al bhead runs around making a lot of weird movments::

Tidus: look not now. my ass is still sore from that fiend!

FAB: No you dick! He means if you go with me and get some cool shit underneath the water you can stay.

Tidus: wait you can talk?!

FAB: yes

Tidus: then why the fuck didn't you speak to me in english in the temple?!

FAB: I like fuckin with peoples heads.

Tidus: well not me you fuckin bitch ima bout to bring out my 9 mil and blow up dis shit. word up!

FAB: who you think you be talkin to biatch?! ::snaps fingers:: I brought fifty deep wit me nigga! I don't play!

Tidus: Yo I don't want to spark no shit.....

FAB:Betta step down!

:: tidus jumps into the water ::

Tidus: lets just go get this shit!

:: Tidus and the female Al Bhead make their why inside sunken air ship::

Tidus: well now were stuck.

FAB: go look at that controll panel you twat!

Tidus: fine. Theres a hole in it..... maybe if I stick my dick in it it will open! Ok I put it in hear and.....

BZZZZZZZZZ!

Tidus: hey my dick shriveled up! And green stuff is comin out.....

FAB: GROSS! Lets just go!

:: tidus and the female al bhead make their way to a generator::

Tidus: hey this has a hole to should I?

FAB: knock yourself out.

BZZZZZZZZZ!

Tidus: hey! Now the stuff turned yellow!

::they swim and meet a fiend::

BATTLE

Tros: hey girl if you let me ass ram him you can leave ok?

Tidus: ha! She would never do that to me! Right?

::crickets chirping::

Tidus: NO!! HASN'T MY ASS HAD ENOUGH ABUSE?!

Tros: come here sexy!!!!!

BATTLE ENDS

:: 2 Hours later The tros goes to the al bhead ship and drops him off::

Tros: I'll pick you up tomorrow! 9ish ok?

Tidus: ::whimpering::

FAB: Had fun?

Tidus: Yo shut up whats yo name biatch?

FAB: WHAT!

Tidus: ::in a low voice:: I just wanted to know your name....

FAB: Rikku. Where you come from?

Tidus: Zanarkand. Im the star player of the zanarkand abes! You want me to show you my special move?! Its called the Sassy Flower Power Kick!

Rikku: You came up with that fruity move?

Tidus: its not fruity its elegant!

::the ship rumbles::

Tidus: what the fuck was that?! Rikku: its sin!!!

But before she cant save him tidus is thrown over board and engulfed by sin.....

Well I hoped you liked it. It really sucked before. I had to change a bunch of crap with the help of my brother. If theres something you think I should improve on send me a review.