I feel special and would like to say TREVOR IS COMING!!!!!!!!! or not or yes or not or yes or not or yes or not or yes or not or yes or not or yes or not or yes or not or yes, I own La-La Land, but not harry potter 1,2,3,4,5,future 6, future 7

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To avoid a plot 5 Dumbledores fell from the sky and the went in the horizontal facing windows used by owls. Then they continued to break laws of physics by hovering upside down, without their robes falling.

With five Dumbledore fighting the school went into chaos the unforgivable curse Ava Kadavra left some much laundry that people often preformed the hovering charm on themselves.

For some strange reason they were having Quidditch early. Entering the pitch Ron said

"Why didn't we rebuild the team?"

"No clue."

Snape walked out in a referee shirt. "POTTER YOUR LIVE LONG BAN IS NOT OVER, REMEMBER UMBRIDGE!?!?!?!"

"Potter you must leave the field." Dumbly #5

"NO stay" Dumbledore #3

"Go." Dumbly #5

Dumbly #5 and Dumbledore #3 started a fight that ripped time space and other things into a spinning vortex of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. DA DA DAAAAA... (Star Trek theme song) Both were sucked into the spinning vortex.

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After five minutes of watching the spot were they disappeared, the game started Ron/Ronald versus the whole Slytherin team, of course Snape was unfair so if Ron flew above five feet the Slytherin team got a penalty.

The ending score was Slytherin 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999

Gryffindor -9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999

The Slytherins and Ronald cheered, but Ron didn't. Of course Ronald/Ron started to fight.

Five hours later...

Harry asked "Who's who?"

Hermione replied "No clue."

"Let's kill Ronald"

"Ok"

"Avada Kedavra!!" both yelled pointing at different ones.

"THAT ONE WAS RONALD!!!" coughed Hermione

"NO THAT ONE!!!" sneezed Harry

"Crucio!!!" both yelled, Hermione shrieked in pain, Harry was subjected to Hermione's bad spell so he turned into Ron. (A/N bet you didn't see that coming)

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