Disclaimer: I do not own FFX.

Sorry it took so long to make the next chapter. I just needed to be lazy for a while...... well here it is!

We see Tidus floating in water when suddenly he wakes up.

Tidus: Im getting real tired of this sin asshole.

But as tidus is bitching about sin a blitz ball hits him in the face.

Man: ::yelling::YOU ALRIGHT?!

Tidus: OH MY GOD! ::takes out his hello kitty mirror:: if you messed up my perfectly perfect hair im gonna......::gasp!:: my forehead says blitz on it!!!

Wakka: we'll fix it in besaid yah? And by the way my names Wakka!

::Tidus and Wakka come to a cliff::

Wakka: skinny dipping!!!

Tidus: what!?

Wakka: just kidding! That's for later ::runs finger down Tidus's arm::

Tidus: oh crap! ::jumps into water::

::another splash is heard::

Wakka: wait! come back! I was just kidding!

::tidus jumps out of the water and sees a village::

Wakka: that's besaid village!

Tidus: any hoes down there?

Wakka: yeah! And they got fat asses!

Tidus: lets bounce!

::as they enter the village::

Wakka: why don't you just walk around aimlessly until we have to save someone.

Tidus: OH MY GOD THAT HAS SUPER FUN WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!!!

Wakka: TOTALLY!!!

Tidus: I wonder whats in this house.

Tied Up Man: hit me harder!

Woman: you've been a bad boy! You deserve a spanking! ::evil laughter::

Tied Up Man: so bad! I've been so bad! Tidus: mmmmmm free porn.....

::after a half hour of you no what tidus walks aroud some more::

Tidus: whats this funny lookin house?

Priest: this is the house of yevon.

Tidus: Fo shizzle cause dat bitch owes me 700 gil! Were he be at?!

:: After being thrown out of the temple::

Tidus: Im tired.

Wakka: Tired! Lika fox!!!

Tidus: ...........

Wakka:...........

Tidus: so can I sleep hear?

Wakka: sure.

::As Tidus sleeps voices are heard in the backround::

Priest: She's been in there for a couple of days now...

Wakka: That stupid bitch! How hard is it to just pray for an aeon?!

Priest: ummm......

Wakka: ::sighs:: let me finish this first then.

::ten minutes later::

Tidus: I could have sworn I had my cloths on when I went to sleep. Wonder were Wakka is.

::enters temple::

Tidus: Whats goin down?

Wakka: The summoner has been in there for days.

Tidus: Gasp! What if somethings wrong?!

Wakka: What could happen?

Tidus: well nothing really but I must be dramatic! I'll save you!!!!

::in the cloister::

Tidus: whats with the orbs? Maybe if I put an orb in this hole.....

::suddenly a door opens and a a scream sounding much like a little girl is heard::

Tidus: MICHEAL JACKSON?!

M J: ::gigges:: When im finished with little Billy here why don't you meet me here tomorrow? Same time?

Billy: please sir! Hes raping m-

Tidus: ::while locking the door:: not my problem. have fun!

::After 2 hours of the sphere shit::

Tidus: An elevator!

Wakka: took you long enough.

Tidus: how did you get here first?

Wakka: the priest showed me a short cut in return for my services.

Tidus: Well slap my pork and beat my chicken!

::as they decend into the chamber::

Wakka: oh yeah theres this bitch down there she might have a titty attack when she sees you.

Tidus: that time of the month already?

Wakka: everydays that time of the month for Lulu

Lulu: What the fuck?!?! ::bitch slaps Wakka:: Don't I look FABULOUS!?!?!

Wakka: ::while quivering:: yes mam

Lulu: YOU! Say something!

Tidus: nice pair of puppys you got there.

Lulu: awwww your sweet. WHY CANT YOU BE LIKE THAT WA-

:: a woman appears from a strange door way and starts to fall don't the steps but is caught by a lion lookin thing::

Lion lookin thing: Is Yuna alright?

Yuna: Im fine Kimar- did you just unhook my bra?

Well that's it! Review it for me and give me some constructive critisicm if theres somethin wrong with it. Meaning no omg this is total suckness or dude. But anyway I'll try and update soon.