I OWN HRRY PTTER BUT NOT HARRY POTTER
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Hermy and Rony cried and cried for Harry, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Ron decided he should rebuild the team right after Dumbly #1, Dumber #2, and Dumb #4's speech
"Most of us a not pleased to announce Harry's life long ban is over because he is dead. *all 3: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* Now we would also like to say Dumb #4's name is being changed to Dumb #3, thank you and five thousand points from Gryffindor."
Now Gryffindor's points were at -10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,004,999
After a few minutes of trying to figure out how the hourglass showed the negative points, the Daily Prophet came du da daaaaaaaa *Eerie Lord of the rings music*, the front page had an article that read
WE ARE DOOMED... In a surprise move the ministry handed control to You-Know-Who because our only hope Harry Pot------ sorry the other reporter all most wrote The-Boy- Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead's name he was going to say In a surprise move the ministry handed control to You-Know-Who because our only hope The-Boy- Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead is well dead.
"Hello this is the DADA teacher, YEAH YES WHOOOO, VOLDERMOLT IS IN CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A giant quill appears and draws a Harry in the middle of the great hall, exact middle floating half way up.
But all this is insignificant compared to what Trevor was about to do. Trevor had planed this carefully, he would kill all the Dumblys.
Climbing up the wall he carried a 56,739,873,298,729,847,394,732,984,798,347,239,749,284,798,74398,472,398,472 ,398,473,298,472,398,472,905,610,956,096,194,699,534,580,768,967,029,862,809 ,858,976,986,798,678,967,306,796,658,701,650,871,658,916,098,157,219,875,090 ,007,509,057,987,935,135,079,079,509,780,950,987,130,981,001,014,574,953,443 ,781,734,543,785,709,817,098,584,531,785,754 lbs of rope
His plan was simple the rope would pull and displace that bucket of water which would trip that rope that would use the scissors which would cut that rope that would start the giant mouse trap that was 10x20 feet, nobody noticed that mouse trap, the trap would kill Dumbly #1 the trap would also start this giant trail of dominoes that would knock over the Slytherin hour glass that was heavy with 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 points, they had won the game against Ravenclaw. The hourglass would fall on #2.
The trap worked perfectly 1 and 2 died. #3 was named Dumbledore and headmaster. Trevor was hit with a stray meteorite, the meteorite turned Trevor into a regular toad and the Harry picture into a real Harry.
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Hermy and Rony cried and cried for Harry, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Ron decided he should rebuild the team right after Dumbly #1, Dumber #2, and Dumb #4's speech
"Most of us a not pleased to announce Harry's life long ban is over because he is dead. *all 3: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* Now we would also like to say Dumb #4's name is being changed to Dumb #3, thank you and five thousand points from Gryffindor."
Now Gryffindor's points were at -10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,004,999
After a few minutes of trying to figure out how the hourglass showed the negative points, the Daily Prophet came du da daaaaaaaa *Eerie Lord of the rings music*, the front page had an article that read
WE ARE DOOMED... In a surprise move the ministry handed control to You-Know-Who because our only hope Harry Pot------ sorry the other reporter all most wrote The-Boy- Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead's name he was going to say In a surprise move the ministry handed control to You-Know-Who because our only hope The-Boy- Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead is well dead.
"Hello this is the DADA teacher, YEAH YES WHOOOO, VOLDERMOLT IS IN CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A giant quill appears and draws a Harry in the middle of the great hall, exact middle floating half way up.
But all this is insignificant compared to what Trevor was about to do. Trevor had planed this carefully, he would kill all the Dumblys.
Climbing up the wall he carried a 56,739,873,298,729,847,394,732,984,798,347,239,749,284,798,74398,472,398,472 ,398,473,298,472,398,472,905,610,956,096,194,699,534,580,768,967,029,862,809 ,858,976,986,798,678,967,306,796,658,701,650,871,658,916,098,157,219,875,090 ,007,509,057,987,935,135,079,079,509,780,950,987,130,981,001,014,574,953,443 ,781,734,543,785,709,817,098,584,531,785,754 lbs of rope
His plan was simple the rope would pull and displace that bucket of water which would trip that rope that would use the scissors which would cut that rope that would start the giant mouse trap that was 10x20 feet, nobody noticed that mouse trap, the trap would kill Dumbly #1 the trap would also start this giant trail of dominoes that would knock over the Slytherin hour glass that was heavy with 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 points, they had won the game against Ravenclaw. The hourglass would fall on #2.
The trap worked perfectly 1 and 2 died. #3 was named Dumbledore and headmaster. Trevor was hit with a stray meteorite, the meteorite turned Trevor into a regular toad and the Harry picture into a real Harry.
