I OWN HARRY POTTER
Then I awoke
Sorry it toke so long I have school, there is some confusion about who won between Gryffindor and Slytherin, the Gryffindor's have negative points.
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Christmas, a religious holiday that public schools give you off.
With Christmas break coming 7239872397239437973298 miles of snow fell on the school.
Yet the stupid owls dug with their shovels to deliver the news, DU DA DAAAAAAAAAAA... (Annoying music)
WE ARE SAVED- In a very surprising move You-Know-Who gave control back to the ministry because The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life, came back to life.
Ron being who he was didn't care and suggested they go buy their books.
"Why haven't we let your mom feel guilty and spend half your money getting me first rate stuff before?" Harry asked
"Don't know." replied Ron who was trying to figure out how they got this far in the year.
At Daigon ally a boulder feel on Harry, next minute a poster appeared saying,
In a very surprising move You-Know-Who gained control back from the ministry because The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To- Life-But-Then-Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder, was hurt.
2 seconds later
In a very surprising move You-Know-Who gave control back to the ministry because The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But- Then-Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much
"Short name." commented Hermione.
Back at Hogy Warty Hogwartttsss
A fight started between Voldy (A/N Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy,) and The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But- Then-Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much.
As Harry hung like Luke did in Star Wars Voldy cried "Harry I am your father"
"NO YOUR NOT YOU KILLED HIM."
"I know but it was more dramatic that way."
"Oh"
5 point 9,498,242,342,398,579,283,572,938,798,748,274,987,498,274,982,374,298,749,82 6,498,746,468,236,725,467,547,635,473,547,254,765,487,254,765,476,345,634,85 6,398,563,875,683,756,328,795,639,858,236,587,365,832,765,874,365,978,365,93 5,698,375,698,563,475,643,534,589,357,843,643,875,364,565,778,283,948,248,32 4,732,984,732,984,732,984,798,479,837,987,492,347,239,847,329,847,938,473,98 4,739 seconds later, Harry teamed up with Voldy until he could push him into the Riddle House.
The next day at Breakfast Harry had kidnapped the staff and announced,
"I am The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But-Then- Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much-Also-Known-As-The-Boy-Who- Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But-Then-Was-Hit-With-A- Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much-A-K-A- The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead- Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But-Then-Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To- Much-Your-Evil-Tyrant-Of-Hagy-Worty-Hagworts-I-mean-Hogy-Warty-Hogwarts, now I sall pants (pull down pants/underware) you girls, muhahahahahahahaha- . Wait am I a pervert? Forget the pantsing. Thank you and 48,237,723,498,274,980,000 from Gryffindor, we are now at (negative)
-10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,048,237,723,498,274,984,999, and anyone who dose not use my full name, The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came- Back-To-Life-But-Then-Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much-Also- Known-As-The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But- Then-Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much-A-K-A- The-Boy-Who- Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But-Then-Was-Hit-With-A- Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much-Your-Evil-Tyrant-Of-Hagy-Worty-Hagworts-I- mean-Hogy-Warty-Hogwarts, will get an ultimate wedgies. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA.
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Then I awoke
Sorry it toke so long I have school, there is some confusion about who won between Gryffindor and Slytherin, the Gryffindor's have negative points.
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Christmas, a religious holiday that public schools give you off.
With Christmas break coming 7239872397239437973298 miles of snow fell on the school.
Yet the stupid owls dug with their shovels to deliver the news, DU DA DAAAAAAAAAAA... (Annoying music)
WE ARE SAVED- In a very surprising move You-Know-Who gave control back to the ministry because The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life, came back to life.
Ron being who he was didn't care and suggested they go buy their books.
"Why haven't we let your mom feel guilty and spend half your money getting me first rate stuff before?" Harry asked
"Don't know." replied Ron who was trying to figure out how they got this far in the year.
At Daigon ally a boulder feel on Harry, next minute a poster appeared saying,
In a very surprising move You-Know-Who gained control back from the ministry because The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To- Life-But-Then-Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder, was hurt.
2 seconds later
In a very surprising move You-Know-Who gave control back to the ministry because The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But- Then-Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much
"Short name." commented Hermione.
Back at Hogy Warty Hogwartttsss
A fight started between Voldy (A/N Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy,) and The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But- Then-Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much.
As Harry hung like Luke did in Star Wars Voldy cried "Harry I am your father"
"NO YOUR NOT YOU KILLED HIM."
"I know but it was more dramatic that way."
"Oh"
5 point 9,498,242,342,398,579,283,572,938,798,748,274,987,498,274,982,374,298,749,82 6,498,746,468,236,725,467,547,635,473,547,254,765,487,254,765,476,345,634,85 6,398,563,875,683,756,328,795,639,858,236,587,365,832,765,874,365,978,365,93 5,698,375,698,563,475,643,534,589,357,843,643,875,364,565,778,283,948,248,32 4,732,984,732,984,732,984,798,479,837,987,492,347,239,847,329,847,938,473,98 4,739 seconds later, Harry teamed up with Voldy until he could push him into the Riddle House.
The next day at Breakfast Harry had kidnapped the staff and announced,
"I am The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But-Then- Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much-Also-Known-As-The-Boy-Who- Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But-Then-Was-Hit-With-A- Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much-A-K-A- The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead- Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But-Then-Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To- Much-Your-Evil-Tyrant-Of-Hagy-Worty-Hagworts-I-mean-Hogy-Warty-Hogwarts, now I sall pants (pull down pants/underware) you girls, muhahahahahahahaha- . Wait am I a pervert? Forget the pantsing. Thank you and 48,237,723,498,274,980,000 from Gryffindor, we are now at (negative)
-10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,048,237,723,498,274,984,999, and anyone who dose not use my full name, The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came- Back-To-Life-But-Then-Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much-Also- Known-As-The-Boy-Who-Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But- Then-Was-Hit-With-A-Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much-A-K-A- The-Boy-Who- Lived-But-Is-Now-Is-Dead-Then-Came-Back-To-Life-But-Then-Was-Hit-With-A- Boulder-But-Wasn't-Hurt-To-Much-Your-Evil-Tyrant-Of-Hagy-Worty-Hagworts-I- mean-Hogy-Warty-Hogwarts, will get an ultimate wedgies. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA.
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