Title: Say What? (1/1)

Author: Jmaria

Rating: pg-13

Disclaimers: Not mine Joss, and JK

Spoilers: none really other than character names, Angel early s3 HP book 4

Summary: Run that by me one more time?

A/N: 20 minutes with Cordelia

Say What?

She stared at the man before her. He wasn't horrible looking. Kinda dirty sexy. Hair needed to be cut, that was for damn sure. She didn't know what to say. She hadn't known him for that long. This was crazy!

She blamed the vision. If she hadn't had the vision, they wouldn't have rushed to save the day, and now he was down on one knee in front of her.

"You've got to be kidding me!"

"No, I'm not." He said gruffly.

"I'm not marrying you! I barely know you!"

"Look, a deal's a deal. I said if you were right, I'd get down on one knee and propose."

"You said to Snape." A voice chuckled from behind them.

"I was joking."

"Then why are you down on one knee, my friend?"

"Cos I made an oath."

"Look, not that I'm not extremely flattered, which I'm so not, but I refuse. Lame-ass."

"You can't refuse!"

"Like hell I can't!" She whirled around to face her friends. "Tell him I can refuse this sham of a proposal! Angel! Wes!"

"It's not a sham!" He growled up at her.

"It's a sham, and you know it!" She hissed. "Go propose to that Snape guy."

"You did say he'd never know the touch of a woman." His friend laughed.

"Shut it, Moony!"

"Fine."

"I'm not marrying him." She said to 'Moony'.

"Who'd want to marry Snape?" The man before her said.

"I was talking about you, dufus."

"Name's Sirius."

"Well, you're a dufus, too."

The group of people milling around the Hyperion lobby stared as the two started to bicker again, Sirius rising to his feet. Fred turned nervously to Angel.

"Is it always like this?"

"Not a normal day if she doesn't get pregnant or proposed to or made Queen." Wes replied.

Cordelia didn't notice, she was too busy fighting with her new fiance.