This is a short skit previously made by a friend and I on a tape recorder
with us doing the voices... and we also did a 'read-along' comic on it as
well. It's a bit of a crossover with Zechs Merquise from Gundam Wing plus
Sesshoumaru and Jaken from InuYasha. I wanna give it a shot and see what
you all think of it... ENJOY!!!
Gravitation Short Skit #1
(At Yuki's House... almost all male characters plus Sesshoumaru hang out...)
Yuki: Ok...Sesshoumaru...TRUTH... or DARE?!!
Sess: Uh, DARE!!
Yuki: Ah-ah, e-everybody! Hussle up, hussle up!
All excluding Sess: *whisper whisper* ... *whisper whisper* ... *K farts*
Yuki: DA! Ok, ok, ok... YOU must...
*all is silent*
Shu: Hang on, I'll go get the clothes! ... I'm Shuichi Shindou!!! *waves to audience*^__^
Yuki: SHUT UP! *slaps Shu.*
Shu: Ow... *smiles to audience* You hit me... ^__^ *goes to get clothes*
Yuki: I'lldoitagaintooAAAAH!!! *points to Shu.*
Zechs Merquise: What the hell is this? T.T' ..... OMG!! There's two of us!!
*(My friend and I imagine Yuki's English voice being the same as Zechs')
Yuki: OH NOOOO!!! *grows all wiggly like 'The Scream' painting*
Zechs: NO!
Yuki: Hey, Sesshoumaru! *calls Sess.*
*(And I also believe that Sess' English voice is also the same as Zechs')
Zechs: I'm just kidding I'm Zechs Merquise!
Yuki: My god it's Pretty Trinity! *imagines Pretty Trinity which is Zechs with a long, brown wig over his helmet*
Zechs: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! MY IDENTITY WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE COVERED!!! I- I MEAN...WHAT?!!! AH!!!
Yuki: Anyways...
Shu: Coincidence??... N—
Zechs: SHUT UP! *slaps Shu.*
Shu: Ow... you HIT ME!!! AUUUUUUH!!! ^__^
Sess: Anyways...what is it?
Shu: Uh, put on this dress! *hands Sess Japanese school uniform, EXTRA short skirt* Then on top of it, you hafto—
Yuki: You hafto, uh—
Shu: You hafta make a Playboy pose ... *shows example by putting on uniform and doing pose by flashing & mooning a bit which seems to excite Yuki* ... and then... *whispers the rest through Sess' ear*
*all is silent*
Sess: I hafto WHAAAAT?!!!!!
Shu: ...and then you hafta write it out to Jaken... with love and hugs and kisses...
Sess: *putting on uniform* ... you're not gonna send it to him are you?
Shu: *has regular clothes on* ... noooo.....
*click & flash of Polaroid camera*
Sess: *puts regular clothes back on* ... *writes 'love' autograph to Jaken* ... *holds it up proudly* THERE!!! I DID IT!!!!
(2 hours later...)
Jaken: *looks at picture* LORD SESSHOUMARU!!!!!!!!!!! ...*stares at it more getting horny and rubbing his froggy body ALL over* OMG, YOU LOOK LIKE A SEXY BEAST!!!!!!! *getting it more horny* I THINK I'LL LICK IT!!!!!! *totally drools and slobbers all over it* *over the edge of horny-ness* NA, I'M GONNA SHOVE IT DOWN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!! *shoves pic down pants and does a massive 'hand-job'* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! DOHHH, DAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
END *DA DA DA DA DA ... ERRT!!!!!*
What'ya think? Entertaining, Na No Da?? Please review and I might add another previously made skit as another chapter ... LATER!!!!! ^-------^
Gravitation Short Skit #1
(At Yuki's House... almost all male characters plus Sesshoumaru hang out...)
Yuki: Ok...Sesshoumaru...TRUTH... or DARE?!!
Sess: Uh, DARE!!
Yuki: Ah-ah, e-everybody! Hussle up, hussle up!
All excluding Sess: *whisper whisper* ... *whisper whisper* ... *K farts*
Yuki: DA! Ok, ok, ok... YOU must...
*all is silent*
Shu: Hang on, I'll go get the clothes! ... I'm Shuichi Shindou!!! *waves to audience*^__^
Yuki: SHUT UP! *slaps Shu.*
Shu: Ow... *smiles to audience* You hit me... ^__^ *goes to get clothes*
Yuki: I'lldoitagaintooAAAAH!!! *points to Shu.*
Zechs Merquise: What the hell is this? T.T' ..... OMG!! There's two of us!!
*(My friend and I imagine Yuki's English voice being the same as Zechs')
Yuki: OH NOOOO!!! *grows all wiggly like 'The Scream' painting*
Zechs: NO!
Yuki: Hey, Sesshoumaru! *calls Sess.*
*(And I also believe that Sess' English voice is also the same as Zechs')
Zechs: I'm just kidding I'm Zechs Merquise!
Yuki: My god it's Pretty Trinity! *imagines Pretty Trinity which is Zechs with a long, brown wig over his helmet*
Zechs: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! MY IDENTITY WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE COVERED!!! I- I MEAN...WHAT?!!! AH!!!
Yuki: Anyways...
Shu: Coincidence??... N—
Zechs: SHUT UP! *slaps Shu.*
Shu: Ow... you HIT ME!!! AUUUUUUH!!! ^__^
Sess: Anyways...what is it?
Shu: Uh, put on this dress! *hands Sess Japanese school uniform, EXTRA short skirt* Then on top of it, you hafto—
Yuki: You hafto, uh—
Shu: You hafta make a Playboy pose ... *shows example by putting on uniform and doing pose by flashing & mooning a bit which seems to excite Yuki* ... and then... *whispers the rest through Sess' ear*
*all is silent*
Sess: I hafto WHAAAAT?!!!!!
Shu: ...and then you hafta write it out to Jaken... with love and hugs and kisses...
Sess: *putting on uniform* ... you're not gonna send it to him are you?
Shu: *has regular clothes on* ... noooo.....
*click & flash of Polaroid camera*
Sess: *puts regular clothes back on* ... *writes 'love' autograph to Jaken* ... *holds it up proudly* THERE!!! I DID IT!!!!
(2 hours later...)
Jaken: *looks at picture* LORD SESSHOUMARU!!!!!!!!!!! ...*stares at it more getting horny and rubbing his froggy body ALL over* OMG, YOU LOOK LIKE A SEXY BEAST!!!!!!! *getting it more horny* I THINK I'LL LICK IT!!!!!! *totally drools and slobbers all over it* *over the edge of horny-ness* NA, I'M GONNA SHOVE IT DOWN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!! *shoves pic down pants and does a massive 'hand-job'* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! DOHHH, DAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
END *DA DA DA DA DA ... ERRT!!!!!*
What'ya think? Entertaining, Na No Da?? Please review and I might add another previously made skit as another chapter ... LATER!!!!! ^-------^
