Understanding U, the Impossible
By: Lizzy L.
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Chaper One- Impossible Boy/Girl
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Sakura looked at herself in the mirror and wanted to cry. "No....no! No,no, no, no, no, no, no! NOOOOOOO!" Sakura screamed, horrified at her sight. Meiling walked right in the room and sighed. "Xiao Lang honey, stop shouting. You are acting weird, my love." Sakura's glare fell on Meiling imediatly. "Shut up with that love crap!" Sakura said through clenched teeth. Meiling cringed and walked out. But not before saying a few words. "Xiao Lang, we're going to the park. Get dressed and stuff ok?" Sakura ignored her and stared at herself in the mirror. "Noooo......I can't be in his body! I can't...." Sakura almost wanted to cry. "This is a damn dream...yep. Yep...wake up Sakura!" Sakura almost shouted. Then, something reached her mind. 'Oh my god! Meiling girl said to get dressed and stuff....' Sakura made a disgusted face. 'eeeww! Like I'm going to change clothes!' Sakura ran a hand through her chesnut colored hair. 'God...this hair is sexy!' Sakura slapped herself. "Oww...." 'I...can't....belive...I...thought...that!'
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Meiling played with a strand of black hair. 'Xiao Lang sure is acting weird....' Meiling sighed. 'At least he isn't as mean to me...' Meiling looked up the stairs and saw "Syaoran." Meilnig smiled brightly and held out a hand. Sakura walked, ignoring the hand reached out. "Let's go..." Meiling muttered sadly, not noticing Syaoran's figure. Sakura stared at the sad girl. 'She must be sad that I'm treating her bad...she is Syaoran's fiance....' Sakura sighed. 'But this doesn't mean I'm going lesbi....' She thought and took Meiling's hand. Meiling gasped and looked up. 'Xiao Lang took my hand!' Sakura dragged Meiling out of the house. "Where's the park...?" Meiling smiled and led Sakura or her "Xiao Lang" to the park.
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"Haha! Lily, look!" A girl whispered to her sister as she pointed to a boy. Young girls around the park whispered and pointed to the same boy. Whispers of the unspeakable were barely heard. "Dang, he's a hot one..." "Oh god! look at him!" "He's cute..." "But what's with his clothes?" "He trying to impress us?" "More like seducing this girl" a girl pointed to the boy and the girl next to him. "Lucky girl..." another girl muttered. Many girls nodded in agreement. "Yeah..." they sighed as they watched a chesnut colored hair boy walk holding hands with a black haired girl.
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Meiling looked at Syaoran's body and her eyes widened in realiztion of why the girls were pointing to them both and whispering. "Xiao Lang!" Meiling hissed. Sakura turned her head to Meiling. "What?" Meiling frowned. 'What?! Argh....I'll tell you what....' "Why aren't you dressed, Xiao Lang?! I just noticed a lot of girls starring and pointing to you as they giggle and whisper! You could of at least put on some pants! Xiao Lang!" Meiling whined. Sakura looked down at 'her' body and gasped.
Sakura-who-is-currently-in-Syaoran's-body was wearing green boxars and green shirt that was unbuttoned. "Oh my god..." Sakura muttered. Meiling tapped her foot. "Um...I forgot the pants?" Sakura smiled nervously at Meiling. Suddenly, Meiling looked at Syaoran's body up and down. Sakura felt uncomfortalbe under Meiling's dreamy gazes. 'I wonder how Li is doing...' Sakura stared off to the direction of her real home.
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"Oh my god..." "Oh my god..." "Oh my god..." Syaoran paces around in Sakura's room, nervously. "I'm stuck as a girl in a girl's room~" Syaoran shouted, disbelief and shocked. Syaoran took another good look at the room. He sighed. "Think, Syaoran Li..." Syaoran's emerald eyes darted around this girly pink room. And those glassy emerald eyes landed on a pink hello kitty phone. "Hell-o--o-- hello kitty phonie!" Syaoran cried out, joyfully. Well that is until he heard his voice. "It's a voice sounding of beautiful bells but-" Syaoran stopped and made a disgusted face at what he just thought. 'Like...ewww' Syaoran gasped. "I'M ALREADY THINKING LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!" He cried in horror.
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Touya stared up at the ceiling. He snickered. "YOU ALWAYS ACTED LIKE A BOY, KAIJUU! GLAD THAT YOU FINALLY ACCEPTED THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A GIRL!" He yelled up and laughed, while clutching his stomach.
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Syaoran ignored the annoying male's voice and lunged towards the hello kitty phone. He franticly dialed and waited. "Hello?" a voice called out. "ERIOL!" Syaoran cried out, desperate to talk to him. "Uh... hi, Sakura." Syaoran frowned, his temper rising as his cousin thought he was a girl. "Listen four eyes, I'm not Sakura!" Syaoran bit out angrily. "Isn't it weird that you're insulting your bestfriend's boyfriend? And Sakura, don't play me as a fool. I remember your voice as clear as bells. Now is there a point to this phone call?" Eriol's voice sounding cold and Syaoran never heard it before. "Eriol...I'm not Sakura! It's me, Syaoran Li! You're cousin!" Syaoran shouted out, desperate. Eriol's sigh sounded through the phone. "Do you really believe that I'll believe you? Since you're Tomoyo's best friend, I'll let you go on this one. But if you try harrassing me anymore, Tomoyo will find out about this!" Eriol quickly hung up, leaving a devestated Syaoran. Syaoran buried his face in his hands dramadicly. "My cousin hung up on me!" He cried out. Syaoran then looked around the room and stood up. "Oh well!" Syaoran jumped out of Sakura's window and ran towards his house. 'Maybe Sakura is in my body....'
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"Meiling, stop staring at me!" Sakura growled. Meiling smiled and blinked, innocently. "What are you talking about dear Xiao Lang?" Meiling batted her eyes. Sakura made a disgusted face. "Like eww! I'm not going lesbi ya know!" Meiling stomped he foot on the ground and glared at Sakura or "Xiao Lang." "Lisen here -dear fiance-" Meiling said 'dear fiance' in a deathly tone. "I'm tired of your little games. Don't play me as a fool because I know you are Xiao Lang. You sound like him. You look like him. And you-" Sakura cut Meiling off. "and what? I feel like him? Hahaha! No wait! I taste like him! HAHAHA!" Sakura cried out laughing her butt off. Meiling's ruby eye twitched. "No, XIAO LANG. I was going to say you think like Xiao Lang so you are Xiao Lang!" Meiling waited for "Xiao Lang's" response as she closed her eyes. 1 minute passed and Meiling opened one eye. She saw nothing. So she opened another eye and nothing. Meiling's eyes widened. "Xiao Lang just ditched me!" She yelled, horrified. Kids, teens, and adults looked at the ruby eyes yelling, cursing, and stmoping girl. Meiling turned to look at everyone. "What the hell are you looking at?!" She snapped fiercely. Meiling stared at her and Syaoran's house. She frowned. "That boy is impossible..." She shook her head.
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Syaoran kept running towards his house.
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Sakura sprinted towards her house.
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'Stupid woods...' Syaoran thought back of how they exchanged bodies.
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'Stupid Meiling!' Sakura thought back to when Meiling stared at her. She shuddered. 'That girl is a hentai for sure!'
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Syaoran increased speed.
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Sakura increased speed.
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Syaoran whizzed past a boy with chesnut hair.
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Sakura ran like there was no tomorrow. she didn't even notice that she ran past the person who she was looking for.
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Syaoran stared at the boy as he stopped.
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Sakura turned around for she felt eyes burning at her.
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Emerald met Amber
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Amber met Emerald
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"Kinomoto Sakura?!" Syaoran cried out and ran towards his real body. Sakura stared at her body in shock. Syaoran took a good look at his real body. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?!" They both cried out. Syaoran who was in Sakura's body was wearing pink hello kitty PJs and wa running around outside with them! Sakura who was in Syaoran's body was running around with a unbuttoned green shirt and boxars. "YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT OUTSIDE!" They both pointed to each other and yelled. They paused and stared into each others eyes. "STOP SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING" They both snapped. They both took a breath. They both glared at eachother then for doing the same actions and saying the same stuff. "ARG!" They both yelled. "YOU ARE AN IMPOSSIBLE GIRL/BOY!"
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Lizzy - Hehe hi guys! Sorry I took a long time huh? I have school and homework and it gets harder each day and after I'm done, I want some relaxing time. You know what I'm talking about right? =] Right! So I'll reply to your wonderful reviews! ^^
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azn-kitties- :D It seems that you are my first reviewer in a row! :D Lucky me! Hehe~ lol~ Yes /gg Females are smart, and cool! ^^ LOL~ dumb males...haha I am only nice to one guy but the others ones, I'm either joking mean or mean mean! :D And you know the saying...Can't live with them, can't live without them! Lol...thanks for this nice review^^ It got a laugh outa me! ^^
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darkshadowsage- You think it's funny?! O.O YAY!~ I was aiming for some humor ^^" Gosh~ Thanks so much for this review! ^^ Me so happy it is funny!
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anjuliet- :D It's funny! It's funny! YAYA~~~~Awww, thanks so much for reviewing. I'm more convinced that it's funny when ou keep on saying :D
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AnimeObsessionFantasy- ^^ I hope it'll be interesting and that I won't screw the story up...thanks for reviewing! ^^ I'll try my best to interest it~ ;)
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linda-liu- Aww~ Glad you like it! ^^ I can't believe it's funny! ^^ I thought I was trying too hard and making it lame but yayayayayaya~ Funny Funny~ Fani fani! :D Thanks for reviewing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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F@ntasy K@t-^^ Awww~ You guys make me so happy saying that it's funny and interesting and stuff similar :D Glad you love it. My fic loves you! Lol~ Thankies! Thankies :D Th@ankies...I just thought of that ...lol. Nice pen name btw~ ^^
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Sakura-Blossom12- Aww my story 3s you too! and I'll try to keep up the funnieness :D Thanks so much for reviewing!
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Syaoransbear- YAY! You fic loves you already too! ^^ =| Hmm...I'm sorry...New, Friend or Love is just over for now...I might update it later when I realize the plot again. Hehe...puppy dogs eys...=) I'll try to after I get over the writers block for New Friend, Or Love. Some of the reasons why I stopped are: 1) I have writers block. 2) I forgot the plot...lol. 3) the-odd-1o-O's review made me feel offended a bit. I know...I'm a wussy ^^" I'm easily offended and I'm pretty much a baby for my age. Normal 12 year olds wouldn't get offended right? =/ Well, thanks for reviewing! ^^
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Qleo-chan- I take it that you like! xD I'll try my hardest to update faster, I promise ^^ TYTYTYTYTYTY for reviewing!!!!
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Mything Gimmicks- So it's funny?! xD YAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYA~ I might be getting funnier each day! ^^" THANKIES for reviewing ^^
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And I guess I'll see you guys next chapter ^^ See ya then~~~~
-Lizzy-
By: Lizzy L.
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Chaper One- Impossible Boy/Girl
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Sakura looked at herself in the mirror and wanted to cry. "No....no! No,no, no, no, no, no, no! NOOOOOOO!" Sakura screamed, horrified at her sight. Meiling walked right in the room and sighed. "Xiao Lang honey, stop shouting. You are acting weird, my love." Sakura's glare fell on Meiling imediatly. "Shut up with that love crap!" Sakura said through clenched teeth. Meiling cringed and walked out. But not before saying a few words. "Xiao Lang, we're going to the park. Get dressed and stuff ok?" Sakura ignored her and stared at herself in the mirror. "Noooo......I can't be in his body! I can't...." Sakura almost wanted to cry. "This is a damn dream...yep. Yep...wake up Sakura!" Sakura almost shouted. Then, something reached her mind. 'Oh my god! Meiling girl said to get dressed and stuff....' Sakura made a disgusted face. 'eeeww! Like I'm going to change clothes!' Sakura ran a hand through her chesnut colored hair. 'God...this hair is sexy!' Sakura slapped herself. "Oww...." 'I...can't....belive...I...thought...that!'
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Meiling played with a strand of black hair. 'Xiao Lang sure is acting weird....' Meiling sighed. 'At least he isn't as mean to me...' Meiling looked up the stairs and saw "Syaoran." Meilnig smiled brightly and held out a hand. Sakura walked, ignoring the hand reached out. "Let's go..." Meiling muttered sadly, not noticing Syaoran's figure. Sakura stared at the sad girl. 'She must be sad that I'm treating her bad...she is Syaoran's fiance....' Sakura sighed. 'But this doesn't mean I'm going lesbi....' She thought and took Meiling's hand. Meiling gasped and looked up. 'Xiao Lang took my hand!' Sakura dragged Meiling out of the house. "Where's the park...?" Meiling smiled and led Sakura or her "Xiao Lang" to the park.
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"Haha! Lily, look!" A girl whispered to her sister as she pointed to a boy. Young girls around the park whispered and pointed to the same boy. Whispers of the unspeakable were barely heard. "Dang, he's a hot one..." "Oh god! look at him!" "He's cute..." "But what's with his clothes?" "He trying to impress us?" "More like seducing this girl" a girl pointed to the boy and the girl next to him. "Lucky girl..." another girl muttered. Many girls nodded in agreement. "Yeah..." they sighed as they watched a chesnut colored hair boy walk holding hands with a black haired girl.
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Meiling looked at Syaoran's body and her eyes widened in realiztion of why the girls were pointing to them both and whispering. "Xiao Lang!" Meiling hissed. Sakura turned her head to Meiling. "What?" Meiling frowned. 'What?! Argh....I'll tell you what....' "Why aren't you dressed, Xiao Lang?! I just noticed a lot of girls starring and pointing to you as they giggle and whisper! You could of at least put on some pants! Xiao Lang!" Meiling whined. Sakura looked down at 'her' body and gasped.
Sakura-who-is-currently-in-Syaoran's-body was wearing green boxars and green shirt that was unbuttoned. "Oh my god..." Sakura muttered. Meiling tapped her foot. "Um...I forgot the pants?" Sakura smiled nervously at Meiling. Suddenly, Meiling looked at Syaoran's body up and down. Sakura felt uncomfortalbe under Meiling's dreamy gazes. 'I wonder how Li is doing...' Sakura stared off to the direction of her real home.
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"Oh my god..." "Oh my god..." "Oh my god..." Syaoran paces around in Sakura's room, nervously. "I'm stuck as a girl in a girl's room~" Syaoran shouted, disbelief and shocked. Syaoran took another good look at the room. He sighed. "Think, Syaoran Li..." Syaoran's emerald eyes darted around this girly pink room. And those glassy emerald eyes landed on a pink hello kitty phone. "Hell-o--o-- hello kitty phonie!" Syaoran cried out, joyfully. Well that is until he heard his voice. "It's a voice sounding of beautiful bells but-" Syaoran stopped and made a disgusted face at what he just thought. 'Like...ewww' Syaoran gasped. "I'M ALREADY THINKING LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!" He cried in horror.
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Touya stared up at the ceiling. He snickered. "YOU ALWAYS ACTED LIKE A BOY, KAIJUU! GLAD THAT YOU FINALLY ACCEPTED THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A GIRL!" He yelled up and laughed, while clutching his stomach.
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Syaoran ignored the annoying male's voice and lunged towards the hello kitty phone. He franticly dialed and waited. "Hello?" a voice called out. "ERIOL!" Syaoran cried out, desperate to talk to him. "Uh... hi, Sakura." Syaoran frowned, his temper rising as his cousin thought he was a girl. "Listen four eyes, I'm not Sakura!" Syaoran bit out angrily. "Isn't it weird that you're insulting your bestfriend's boyfriend? And Sakura, don't play me as a fool. I remember your voice as clear as bells. Now is there a point to this phone call?" Eriol's voice sounding cold and Syaoran never heard it before. "Eriol...I'm not Sakura! It's me, Syaoran Li! You're cousin!" Syaoran shouted out, desperate. Eriol's sigh sounded through the phone. "Do you really believe that I'll believe you? Since you're Tomoyo's best friend, I'll let you go on this one. But if you try harrassing me anymore, Tomoyo will find out about this!" Eriol quickly hung up, leaving a devestated Syaoran. Syaoran buried his face in his hands dramadicly. "My cousin hung up on me!" He cried out. Syaoran then looked around the room and stood up. "Oh well!" Syaoran jumped out of Sakura's window and ran towards his house. 'Maybe Sakura is in my body....'
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"Meiling, stop staring at me!" Sakura growled. Meiling smiled and blinked, innocently. "What are you talking about dear Xiao Lang?" Meiling batted her eyes. Sakura made a disgusted face. "Like eww! I'm not going lesbi ya know!" Meiling stomped he foot on the ground and glared at Sakura or "Xiao Lang." "Lisen here -dear fiance-" Meiling said 'dear fiance' in a deathly tone. "I'm tired of your little games. Don't play me as a fool because I know you are Xiao Lang. You sound like him. You look like him. And you-" Sakura cut Meiling off. "and what? I feel like him? Hahaha! No wait! I taste like him! HAHAHA!" Sakura cried out laughing her butt off. Meiling's ruby eye twitched. "No, XIAO LANG. I was going to say you think like Xiao Lang so you are Xiao Lang!" Meiling waited for "Xiao Lang's" response as she closed her eyes. 1 minute passed and Meiling opened one eye. She saw nothing. So she opened another eye and nothing. Meiling's eyes widened. "Xiao Lang just ditched me!" She yelled, horrified. Kids, teens, and adults looked at the ruby eyes yelling, cursing, and stmoping girl. Meiling turned to look at everyone. "What the hell are you looking at?!" She snapped fiercely. Meiling stared at her and Syaoran's house. She frowned. "That boy is impossible..." She shook her head.
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Syaoran kept running towards his house.
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Sakura sprinted towards her house.
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'Stupid woods...' Syaoran thought back of how they exchanged bodies.
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'Stupid Meiling!' Sakura thought back to when Meiling stared at her. She shuddered. 'That girl is a hentai for sure!'
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Syaoran increased speed.
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Sakura increased speed.
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Syaoran whizzed past a boy with chesnut hair.
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Sakura ran like there was no tomorrow. she didn't even notice that she ran past the person who she was looking for.
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Syaoran stared at the boy as he stopped.
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Sakura turned around for she felt eyes burning at her.
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Emerald met Amber
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Amber met Emerald
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"Kinomoto Sakura?!" Syaoran cried out and ran towards his real body. Sakura stared at her body in shock. Syaoran took a good look at his real body. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?!" They both cried out. Syaoran who was in Sakura's body was wearing pink hello kitty PJs and wa running around outside with them! Sakura who was in Syaoran's body was running around with a unbuttoned green shirt and boxars. "YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT OUTSIDE!" They both pointed to each other and yelled. They paused and stared into each others eyes. "STOP SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING" They both snapped. They both took a breath. They both glared at eachother then for doing the same actions and saying the same stuff. "ARG!" They both yelled. "YOU ARE AN IMPOSSIBLE GIRL/BOY!"
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Lizzy - Hehe hi guys! Sorry I took a long time huh? I have school and homework and it gets harder each day and after I'm done, I want some relaxing time. You know what I'm talking about right? =] Right! So I'll reply to your wonderful reviews! ^^
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azn-kitties- :D It seems that you are my first reviewer in a row! :D Lucky me! Hehe~ lol~ Yes /gg Females are smart, and cool! ^^ LOL~ dumb males...haha I am only nice to one guy but the others ones, I'm either joking mean or mean mean! :D And you know the saying...Can't live with them, can't live without them! Lol...thanks for this nice review^^ It got a laugh outa me! ^^
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darkshadowsage- You think it's funny?! O.O YAY!~ I was aiming for some humor ^^" Gosh~ Thanks so much for this review! ^^ Me so happy it is funny!
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anjuliet- :D It's funny! It's funny! YAYA~~~~Awww, thanks so much for reviewing. I'm more convinced that it's funny when ou keep on saying :D
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AnimeObsessionFantasy- ^^ I hope it'll be interesting and that I won't screw the story up...thanks for reviewing! ^^ I'll try my best to interest it~ ;)
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linda-liu- Aww~ Glad you like it! ^^ I can't believe it's funny! ^^ I thought I was trying too hard and making it lame but yayayayayaya~ Funny Funny~ Fani fani! :D Thanks for reviewing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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F@ntasy K@t-^^ Awww~ You guys make me so happy saying that it's funny and interesting and stuff similar :D Glad you love it. My fic loves you! Lol~ Thankies! Thankies :D Th@ankies...I just thought of that ...lol. Nice pen name btw~ ^^
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Sakura-Blossom12- Aww my story 3s you too! and I'll try to keep up the funnieness :D Thanks so much for reviewing!
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Syaoransbear- YAY! You fic loves you already too! ^^ =| Hmm...I'm sorry...New, Friend or Love is just over for now...I might update it later when I realize the plot again. Hehe...puppy dogs eys...=) I'll try to after I get over the writers block for New Friend, Or Love. Some of the reasons why I stopped are: 1) I have writers block. 2) I forgot the plot...lol. 3) the-odd-1o-O's review made me feel offended a bit. I know...I'm a wussy ^^" I'm easily offended and I'm pretty much a baby for my age. Normal 12 year olds wouldn't get offended right? =/ Well, thanks for reviewing! ^^
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Qleo-chan- I take it that you like! xD I'll try my hardest to update faster, I promise ^^ TYTYTYTYTYTY for reviewing!!!!
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Mything Gimmicks- So it's funny?! xD YAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYA~ I might be getting funnier each day! ^^" THANKIES for reviewing ^^
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And I guess I'll see you guys next chapter ^^ See ya then~~~~
-Lizzy-
