Understanding U, the Impossible
By: Lizzy
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Chapter Three-I own your Ass!
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"Argh! Shut up and listen boy!" Sakura snapped as she stepped very close to Syaoran. Syaoran's thoughts were going wild now. 'WARNING! Kinomoto Sakura getting into Li Syaoran's personal bubble! END OF WARNING!' Sakura was so close to Syaoran that he could smell her soapy scent. 'Dang, I smell good!' Syaoran thought. He mentally slapped himself. And he sniffed his hand. 'Dang, she smells good too!'
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Sakura's glare worsened on Syaoran. "Now give me back my body, you body...jacker!" Sakura's voice was filled with so much horror that you couldn't tell if she was joking or serious.
Syaoran feebily glared back. "Look, I can't give you back your body! If I could, I'd take mine back in a second and give back yours." Syaoran sighed as Sakura's glare was untouched.
"Oh, so you can't give it back eh...?" Sakura stated more than asked. Syaoran nodded dumbly. Suddenly, in a blink of a slow eye, Sakura pinned Syaoran next to a nearby tree. "Alright then Li, since I'm in your 'macho' body, I'm stronger. So guess what that means?" Sakura smiled sugary and sweetly.
Syaoran stared at her cluelessly. Sakura smirked evilly. "I own your ass now, buddy."
Syaoran stared at her in dot eyes. "Ok...how can you own my ass missy? I still remember how to fight." Syaoran smirked at his cleverness.
Sakura laughed. Her face came closer to Syaoran's. "I can make you look like a pervert and ruin you! So...doesn't that mean I own your ass unless you don't care about your rep..." Sakura smiled sweetly and Syaoran sighed.
They both stared at eachother and noticed how close they were. Syaoran blushed and leaned closer a bit. Sakura bit her lip and leaned in also. Slowly and slowly, they closed in. And right when their lips touched, ............
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A girl with chesnut hair and braided pigtails held on to a boy with black hair. They both stopped and stared at a couple. A guy was pinning the girl to a tree.
"I own your ass-" Before the couple heard the boy finish, the girl turned towards the guy with black hair angrily. "Yamazaki Takashi, why can't you be romantic like that guy?!" The girl pointed towards the couple.
Takashi gulped and stood there like a deer caught with headlights. The girl fumed before she continued. "Why can't you pin me up against a tree...?" She grumbled.
"And why won't you 'own my ass'?!" The girl huffed and stalked away without her partner. Takashi gulped. "WAIT CHIHARU!" He ran after her.
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Sakura quickly pulled away. "Erm...what now, sherlock?" Syaoran sweat dropped.
"Well...we're both in different bodies. We both don't know how to reverse this weird little thing happening. So there's nothing for us to do right? We just live our lives like-" Sakura shot a glare at Syaoran as he said those words that ruined her hope.
"You can't be telling me that we just live our lives like this!" Sakura shook her head in disbelief.
"Hey, we can find a way and live in our own bodies again!" Syaoran looked thoughtful for a moment. 'What can we do....?'
He shrugged. "Umm....Li?" Sakura asked,nervously. Syaoran snapped his attention to her.
"Yes? And call me...Syaoran." Sakura hesitantly nodded. "Umm....I've got to pee, Syaoran!" Sakura said quietly while jumping up and down.
Syaoran stared at her in shock. "W-what?!" Sakura glared at him.
"I said I have to piss!" Sakura hissed.
Syaoran had a look of horror in his face. "No....way....."
Sakura growled. "YES WAY! Unless you want me to pee my pants, help to go pee!" Sakura said in a desperate tone.
Syaoran started laughing. "Serves you right, Sakura. I'm not helping you!" Sakura raised her fist.
"Help me or YOU will pee your pants!" Sakura said in death tone. Syaoran shrugged. "
You wouldn't hurt your own body. And hello? I'm in your body!" Syaoran smirked at Sakura's expression dropped.
"I won't hurt my body, but I can hurt yours..." Syaoran's attention snapped.
"Ok, ok! Let's go to the bathroom!" Syaoran grabbed Sakura's hand and dragged her to the closest house: his real house.
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Sakura stepped into Syaoran's bathroom. "I uh...can't do this!" She said in despair.
Syaoran had a grim expression. "Well we have to do something....And just don't look...." Sakura's eyes widened.
"Listen buddy, I wouldn't want to look but ah....do something!" Sakura's eyes filled with fear. 'Li is such a nasty little boy.' She thought.
Syaoran sighed. "Like hell I'm gonna help you! Just do it the way you girls do, ok?"
Sakura nodded slowly..."Ok..." She stared at Syaoran in a weird way. "You going or what?" She asked.
Syaoran looked away. "I'm staying because I don't trust you!" Sakura huffed.
"And like I trust you! Fine stay, I've been waiting soooooo looooooong!!!" Sakura whined and Syaoran laughed.
And since I can't go on and do this....*shudders* I'll say it quickly and non-nastily. Sakura did her 'bussiness' and washed her hands. During that whole time, Syaoran buried 'his' head in 'his' hands, thinking of how awkward this is. 'And wait til' we have to bathe....' he thought dryly.
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"Xiao Lang~~" Meiling's voice rang in the air as she shut the door.
Sakura and Syaoran looked at each other. "Oh my godd......" they muttered.
Syaoran laughed. "So you've seen Meiling eh?" He asked.
Sakura nodded, a dry look on her face. "She was all up in my face when I woke up!"
Meiling skipped into the room that Syaoran and Skaura were in. She had a happy look on her face until her ruby eyes landed on Syaoran.
"And who is this girl?!" She asked in a voice filled with jealousy, and hate.
Sakura stiffled a giggled since that would be very un manly. "Uh..." Sakura looked at Syaoran and he nodded, sweat dropping.
"This is Kinomoto Sakura, Meiling." Sakura said, pointing to Meiling's REAL fiance.
Meiling glared at Syaoran as she moved closer to Sakura. She wrapped her arms around Sakura. "Why are you wearing these clothes in front of Kinomoto?" Meiling asked, sweetly yet sickly also.
Syaoran held in his laughter. He loved seeing Meiling jealous and it was pure fun making her jealous himself. 'Hey, free fun!' he thought, a plan in his mind.
Sakura shrugged. "Sakura dropped by and helped me pee." Meiling shot a look of shock to Sakura and Syaoran.
"WHAT?!" She yelled. Syaoran almost cracked.
Sakura's eyes widened as she realized what she said. "I mean, Sakura dropped by and we uh....decided to wear night stuff. Ya know?" Syaoran nodded, doing a girlish giggle.
"And we had so much fun, huh Syao?" Syaoran asked in a girlish sweet tone. Sakura wanted to gag.
"Uh yeah...." Sakura looked like she didn't want to be there at that moment. "Excuse me for a moment girls, I uh....*cough*" Sakura muttered while walking away.
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Meiling narrowed her ruby eyes at Syaoran. She walked over to him, swaying her hips.
"Listen Kinomoto, my Xiao Lang or how you call him Syaoran, is my fiance. So I suggest you keep your little mits off my man! Cause he ain't interested in girls like you!" Meiling hissed in 'Back-off-my-man' kind of tone.
Amusement danced in Syaoran's emerald eyes. "So Xiao Lang is his other name? What a nice name..." Syaoran giggled as he spoke in Sakura's normal voice. Syaoran knew how much Meiling hated it when another girl called him Xiao Lang.
"That's Li to you Kinomoto! And I'll say this again, Xiao Lang, or Syaoran is my man! He's not going for a girl like you. He's only into me. Got it? Touch him and I'll own your ass!" Meiling snapped as she glarred at Syaoran.
Syaoran giggled. "Sorry hon, but I don't swing that way with girls. And anyway, Syaoran already owns my ass..." Syaoran whispered to Meiling as he walked away, heading out of the house. Syaoran tossed his head back. "Tell Syao that I'm going back home. Bye, hon. And maybe you'll find another girl..." Syaoran laughed as he exited the house.
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Meiling watched in anger as 'Kinomoto Sakura' walked away from her. Meiling fumed with anger . "That is my Xiao Lang..." she grumbled. "I'll make your life hell if you ever show up again Kinomoto...and I have a feeling you will...." Meiling balled her fists up. And she was shaking in anger as she let hatred take over her.
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By: Lizzy
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Chapter Three-I own your Ass!
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"Argh! Shut up and listen boy!" Sakura snapped as she stepped very close to Syaoran. Syaoran's thoughts were going wild now. 'WARNING! Kinomoto Sakura getting into Li Syaoran's personal bubble! END OF WARNING!' Sakura was so close to Syaoran that he could smell her soapy scent. 'Dang, I smell good!' Syaoran thought. He mentally slapped himself. And he sniffed his hand. 'Dang, she smells good too!'
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Sakura's glare worsened on Syaoran. "Now give me back my body, you body...jacker!" Sakura's voice was filled with so much horror that you couldn't tell if she was joking or serious.
Syaoran feebily glared back. "Look, I can't give you back your body! If I could, I'd take mine back in a second and give back yours." Syaoran sighed as Sakura's glare was untouched.
"Oh, so you can't give it back eh...?" Sakura stated more than asked. Syaoran nodded dumbly. Suddenly, in a blink of a slow eye, Sakura pinned Syaoran next to a nearby tree. "Alright then Li, since I'm in your 'macho' body, I'm stronger. So guess what that means?" Sakura smiled sugary and sweetly.
Syaoran stared at her cluelessly. Sakura smirked evilly. "I own your ass now, buddy."
Syaoran stared at her in dot eyes. "Ok...how can you own my ass missy? I still remember how to fight." Syaoran smirked at his cleverness.
Sakura laughed. Her face came closer to Syaoran's. "I can make you look like a pervert and ruin you! So...doesn't that mean I own your ass unless you don't care about your rep..." Sakura smiled sweetly and Syaoran sighed.
They both stared at eachother and noticed how close they were. Syaoran blushed and leaned closer a bit. Sakura bit her lip and leaned in also. Slowly and slowly, they closed in. And right when their lips touched, ............
~*~
A girl with chesnut hair and braided pigtails held on to a boy with black hair. They both stopped and stared at a couple. A guy was pinning the girl to a tree.
"I own your ass-" Before the couple heard the boy finish, the girl turned towards the guy with black hair angrily. "Yamazaki Takashi, why can't you be romantic like that guy?!" The girl pointed towards the couple.
Takashi gulped and stood there like a deer caught with headlights. The girl fumed before she continued. "Why can't you pin me up against a tree...?" She grumbled.
"And why won't you 'own my ass'?!" The girl huffed and stalked away without her partner. Takashi gulped. "WAIT CHIHARU!" He ran after her.
~*~
Sakura quickly pulled away. "Erm...what now, sherlock?" Syaoran sweat dropped.
"Well...we're both in different bodies. We both don't know how to reverse this weird little thing happening. So there's nothing for us to do right? We just live our lives like-" Sakura shot a glare at Syaoran as he said those words that ruined her hope.
"You can't be telling me that we just live our lives like this!" Sakura shook her head in disbelief.
"Hey, we can find a way and live in our own bodies again!" Syaoran looked thoughtful for a moment. 'What can we do....?'
He shrugged. "Umm....Li?" Sakura asked,nervously. Syaoran snapped his attention to her.
"Yes? And call me...Syaoran." Sakura hesitantly nodded. "Umm....I've got to pee, Syaoran!" Sakura said quietly while jumping up and down.
Syaoran stared at her in shock. "W-what?!" Sakura glared at him.
"I said I have to piss!" Sakura hissed.
Syaoran had a look of horror in his face. "No....way....."
Sakura growled. "YES WAY! Unless you want me to pee my pants, help to go pee!" Sakura said in a desperate tone.
Syaoran started laughing. "Serves you right, Sakura. I'm not helping you!" Sakura raised her fist.
"Help me or YOU will pee your pants!" Sakura said in death tone. Syaoran shrugged. "
You wouldn't hurt your own body. And hello? I'm in your body!" Syaoran smirked at Sakura's expression dropped.
"I won't hurt my body, but I can hurt yours..." Syaoran's attention snapped.
"Ok, ok! Let's go to the bathroom!" Syaoran grabbed Sakura's hand and dragged her to the closest house: his real house.
~*~
Sakura stepped into Syaoran's bathroom. "I uh...can't do this!" She said in despair.
Syaoran had a grim expression. "Well we have to do something....And just don't look...." Sakura's eyes widened.
"Listen buddy, I wouldn't want to look but ah....do something!" Sakura's eyes filled with fear. 'Li is such a nasty little boy.' She thought.
Syaoran sighed. "Like hell I'm gonna help you! Just do it the way you girls do, ok?"
Sakura nodded slowly..."Ok..." She stared at Syaoran in a weird way. "You going or what?" She asked.
Syaoran looked away. "I'm staying because I don't trust you!" Sakura huffed.
"And like I trust you! Fine stay, I've been waiting soooooo looooooong!!!" Sakura whined and Syaoran laughed.
And since I can't go on and do this....*shudders* I'll say it quickly and non-nastily. Sakura did her 'bussiness' and washed her hands. During that whole time, Syaoran buried 'his' head in 'his' hands, thinking of how awkward this is. 'And wait til' we have to bathe....' he thought dryly.
~*~
"Xiao Lang~~" Meiling's voice rang in the air as she shut the door.
Sakura and Syaoran looked at each other. "Oh my godd......" they muttered.
Syaoran laughed. "So you've seen Meiling eh?" He asked.
Sakura nodded, a dry look on her face. "She was all up in my face when I woke up!"
Meiling skipped into the room that Syaoran and Skaura were in. She had a happy look on her face until her ruby eyes landed on Syaoran.
"And who is this girl?!" She asked in a voice filled with jealousy, and hate.
Sakura stiffled a giggled since that would be very un manly. "Uh..." Sakura looked at Syaoran and he nodded, sweat dropping.
"This is Kinomoto Sakura, Meiling." Sakura said, pointing to Meiling's REAL fiance.
Meiling glared at Syaoran as she moved closer to Sakura. She wrapped her arms around Sakura. "Why are you wearing these clothes in front of Kinomoto?" Meiling asked, sweetly yet sickly also.
Syaoran held in his laughter. He loved seeing Meiling jealous and it was pure fun making her jealous himself. 'Hey, free fun!' he thought, a plan in his mind.
Sakura shrugged. "Sakura dropped by and helped me pee." Meiling shot a look of shock to Sakura and Syaoran.
"WHAT?!" She yelled. Syaoran almost cracked.
Sakura's eyes widened as she realized what she said. "I mean, Sakura dropped by and we uh....decided to wear night stuff. Ya know?" Syaoran nodded, doing a girlish giggle.
"And we had so much fun, huh Syao?" Syaoran asked in a girlish sweet tone. Sakura wanted to gag.
"Uh yeah...." Sakura looked like she didn't want to be there at that moment. "Excuse me for a moment girls, I uh....*cough*" Sakura muttered while walking away.
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Meiling narrowed her ruby eyes at Syaoran. She walked over to him, swaying her hips.
"Listen Kinomoto, my Xiao Lang or how you call him Syaoran, is my fiance. So I suggest you keep your little mits off my man! Cause he ain't interested in girls like you!" Meiling hissed in 'Back-off-my-man' kind of tone.
Amusement danced in Syaoran's emerald eyes. "So Xiao Lang is his other name? What a nice name..." Syaoran giggled as he spoke in Sakura's normal voice. Syaoran knew how much Meiling hated it when another girl called him Xiao Lang.
"That's Li to you Kinomoto! And I'll say this again, Xiao Lang, or Syaoran is my man! He's not going for a girl like you. He's only into me. Got it? Touch him and I'll own your ass!" Meiling snapped as she glarred at Syaoran.
Syaoran giggled. "Sorry hon, but I don't swing that way with girls. And anyway, Syaoran already owns my ass..." Syaoran whispered to Meiling as he walked away, heading out of the house. Syaoran tossed his head back. "Tell Syao that I'm going back home. Bye, hon. And maybe you'll find another girl..." Syaoran laughed as he exited the house.
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Meiling watched in anger as 'Kinomoto Sakura' walked away from her. Meiling fumed with anger . "That is my Xiao Lang..." she grumbled. "I'll make your life hell if you ever show up again Kinomoto...and I have a feeling you will...." Meiling balled her fists up. And she was shaking in anger as she let hatred take over her.
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Lizzy: Ahh~ It's finally done! Sorry that it took so long!~~~ I had fun doing this....*giggles* I never thought I could be able to make this story kinda funny. ^^ Thanks a lot for your support. (Directed to reviewers)
Kikakai- Aww, I'm glad you thought that was funny! Thanks a lot!~ You review my storiesand I'm glad! ^^ Thank you so much for reviewing!
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Kuroi-Youma- ^^ I'll continue for sure. And I don't want to put it so anonymous people could flame me without leaving their e-mail like wimps. ^^" I have a fear of flames. I'm a sensitive girl! ^^" I have enough reviews because you guys *points to reviewers* review and you guys are cool! :P SO anyway, thanks a lot for reviewing! Big thanks~
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F@ntasy K@t- :D Glad you thoguht it was funny! :DDD Lol....Meiling was looing at Sakura in a weird way...:D GAHHH, thanks so much for "Wellz keep up ur comedy and plot! Greatz werk!" :DDD *squeals* ME UPDATE SOON~ LIKE maybe in......2days? LOL~ OR maybe tmw! ^^ ANYWAYZ, TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTY sooooo much for reviewing!
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