Two Mischievous Cupids from England

By: Mizu17

Rating: PG

Pairings: YAOI and Non-Yaoi That's all I can say ^.^

Disclaimer: Alas, we do not own SD Inoue-san does. Wish we did though.

Summary: Two super models from England came to Japan to visit...read and find out.^_^

Legend:

"Blah." - Person is speaking in Jap.

"Blah" - Person is speaking in English

'Blah' - Person's thought

(Blah) - Authoress speaking blah blahness.

Chapter 1

It was a hot Friday afternoon in Kanagawa University. Sounds of screeching shoes and dribbling balls were emanating from the university's gymnasium where talented athletes practice their skill. But wait, there's another sound that can be heard.

"TEME KITSUNE!!!"

"Do'aho"

"Maa, maa, Sakuragi-kun, Rukawa-kun. Let's just practice."

"Are they always like this?"

"You haven't seen the half of it."

Sweatdrop.

*POW* *POW*

"GORI! Why did punch the Tensai?!"

"Get back to Practice."

"Thank you, Akagi."

"Don't mention it."

"Good thing Kiyota's not here."

And practice continues on with the usual bickering of the two said individuals. The star players of Shohoku, Ryonan, Kainan, and Shoyo have gathered under one school. And you know what that means. Yes and it isn't good. Actually, the reason why some of them are there is because of the Sports Scholarship Program. How else could Sakuragi and Kiyota get into a refine school such as this? (*snickers*) Haruko and her two other friends got into Kanagawa University as well. Even Ru, Ka, and Wa got in (Maybe they bribed the school's President O.o?). And let's not forget Ayako. She became the official manageress of the basketball team making Haruko her assistant manageress. Unfortunately, the only Sakuragi Gundan who got in is Mito Youhei (Since he's the only who has the brains...Wonder why Sakuragi became the leader.). But the other three made a pact to visit them every now and then.

"Oi, Jin. Where is that wild monkey?" Sakuragi asked.

"He caught a flu yesterday and he's now resting in our room." The former three-pointer of Kainan answered.

"NYAHAHAHA!!! That wild monkey can't even stand a flu!" Sakuragi boasted out loud which earned him another punch on the head.

"Do'ahou." Said the silent raven-haired boy. He made shot that went in perfectly.

"Teme." Sakuragi hissed. He was about to pound the living daylights out of Rukawa when the door bursts open. Everybody stopped what he or she was doing and his or her attention focused on the door. There, stood five huge men in black suits (Men in Black O.o?).

Fujima, being captain, approached the men. "Can I help you with anything?" he asked in Japanese.

The man in the middle turned to the black guy that was standing on his right side. The black guy shook his head and the white man turned to his left, which also shook his head. Their words were spoken with a different language. They all fell silent. They had no idea what to say to these strangers and vice versa.

"What do you want?"

All eyes turned to a certain raven-haired guy with ice blue eyes. The white man stepped forward. "We are looking for Mr. Hanamichi Wordsworth Sakuragi." He said with an accent.

'No way...why are they here? How did they find me?'

"Is he talking about Sakuragi?" Ryota whispered to Mitsui who shrugged.

Rukawa looked at Sakuragi from the corner of his eye. Sakuragi's face was white as sheet. His eyes were wide with...is that fear? 'What the hell is going on?' Rukawa thought. Then he's attention went back to the white man. "What do you want from him?" he asked again.

"That is none of your concern, sir." He answered. They looked at each other or rather glaring at each other.

"Are you some kind of agents?" it was now Maki who had spoken.

"I didn't know Maki-san could speak English." Sendoh said to no one in particular.

"That's one of his Major subjects." Jin stated. Sendoh could only nod.

"I guess these guys aren't gonna tell us where, Mr. Sakuragi is." The black man to his right said. "What should we do, Phil?"

"I say we use force." The white man on his left said as he cracked his knuckles loudly.

"Vince, Matt, calm yourselves." The middle man said then turned to look at the people in front of them. "Now, we're asking you nicely. Where is Mr. Sakuragi?"

"Did he do something wrong?" Fujima asked, rather fluently at that.

No answer.

"I'm sure we can work something out." Fujima said in a business type voice.

"How...?"

All eyes turn towards the redhead. His face was downcast. His fists trembled in his side. He looked as if he was about to beat the living daylights out of somebody. He then looked at them with his deadly stare. "How...?" he repeated with furiousness in his voice.

"What did you say?" Phil, the white man in the middle, had said.

"How the bloody hell did you find me?" he asked fluently in English. Some gasp at the sudden change in language and tone. "Who sent you?!"

Then all of a sudden, Sakuragi found himself sitting on the floor, rubbing his head. He noticed that all the attention was pointing at him. He looked at them curiously. "Oi...what are you guys looking at?" he shouted, back with his Japanese accent.

He felt something wrapped around his neck and waist. When he focused himself, he saw two GORGEOUS women clinging onto him. They were also snuggling against him like cats rubbing their fur all over you (I'm sorry. This isn't a dream. Cuz if it is, I don't think Sakuragi would ever wake up).

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

~*tbc*~

Mizu17: So, so...how was it? Is it good? Bad? Or is it just absolutely LAME?

Hana-chan: What Mizu's trying to say is please Review the fic.

Mizu17: *continues to babble on*

Hana-chan: ^^;;; Ja minna