Chapter 9 00 Xander. Will Xander be able to save Buffy and keep her away from that evil emperor? Find out next on 00 Xander. Hey, guys Alex is Dawn's mom. I didn't mention that she was British, so now you know. She's just a character I made up. My creation Joss! Enjoy the story. Oh, and anybody from the cast of Buffy or Angel who reads my incredible tales, (I'm so modest) let me know what cast you are from. That is if you like. Thanks for reading my fics. Oh by the way the emperor is the master. Imagine that.
Buffy is lying on the bed and as she wakes up she sees the emperor in the bathroom doing his business. She breaths deep and begins to slide off the bed and towards the door. Just as she is about to exit the young man, Connor, grabs her by the arm.
"Where do you think you're going?" he says as he pushes her back inside and closes the door. Buffy sneers at him and backs away from him. She then crashes into the emperor. The emperor scares her and she falls onto the bed. Connor immediately walks out and closes the door behind him.
"Are you ready to play!" The emperor walks over to the bed and begins to unzip his pants. Buffy covers her eyes. (Oh no I'm blind!)
Meanwhile, the others wake up in a room. Everything seems fuzzy to them.
"Is everyone okay?" ask Xander.
"Yeah," replies Cordelia. She scratches her head. Xander gets up and helps his sister up.
"Oh no, Buffy!" says Xander remembering what had happen. He runs over to the door but is unable to open it. "We need to get out of here and save Buffy. If that emperor lays a hand on her I'll..."
"Xander!" says Cordelia as she helps Dawn up. "Threats aren't going to help with getting us out of here."
"Yeah Xander we need get out first then figure a plan to get Buffy out," says Oz. Xander nods at Oz but is still impatient. The emperor wants to get physical with Buffy. Xander has to get to her before it happens.
"We could try the window," suggest Dawn looking at the window. Oz heads over to the window. It doesn't open, but Cordelia grabs a coat hanger and hits the window with it. The broken glass makes a loud sound that attracts the guards.
"Out the window," says Xander to Cordelia and Dawn. They quickly jump out the window and climb down a tree. Xander and Oz are holding the door so the guards would not enter. "Go Oz. I'll hold it."
"You sure?" ask Oz. Xander nods his head. Oz heads to the window and jumps out. Then the door smashes open. Xander pushes himself away from the door then trips over the coat hanger. He picks himself up from the ground and grabs the coat hanger to protect himself.
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Meanwhile outside, the others jump off the tree and look up to the window waiting for Xander to exit out of it. Dawn and Cordelia look at Oz.
"What? He was right behind me." Oz looks up to the window.
"Dad!" Dawn screams and tries to climb up the tree to the window. Cordelia and Oz try to stop her.
Back in the room Xander fights off the guards and gets through the door. One of the guards carried a gun and Xander took it from him. He immediately runs to the room where Buffy is. Xander breaks the door open and aims the gun directly at the emperor. The emperor is in shock and drops his pants accidentally revealing his under pants, with smiley faces on them. Buffy opens her eyes and sees Xander holding a gun. Then she looks at the emperor with his pants down and everything. She quickly covers her eyes once again.
"Buffy, get up." Xander holds the gun in one hand and motions to Buffy to walk to him. Xander begins to back away from the room.
"It's not fair!" the emperor pouts like a little kid. "You are Mr. James Bond all smooth and getting all the girls to drool over you and I get none of that."
"Hey, Bond wishes he was as good as and as handsome as me," says Xander. Buffy looks at him then back at the pathetic excuse for an emperor.
"For goodness sake I'm an emperor. I'm supposed to be loved by all my women. Except I buy them and I can't even get one to give me an heir. A boy is all I ask."
"There's always adoption," suggest Xander.
"No but it's not the same," says the emperor.
"Um," Buffy walks from behind Xander then she puts her hand over her eyes. "Could you pull your pants up?" The emperor nods his head and pulls his pant back up.
"Listen maybe we can come up with an agreement." Xander looks at Buffy his eyes bulging out. Buffy looks back at him.
"Buffy he tired to have his way with you," says Xander. "Why would you want to make an agreement with him?"
"Because this all started with some silly mistake that someone did a long time ago." Xander and the emperor look at Buffy. "The emperor wants a mate, so we help him find one."
"Buffy where are we going find a girl desperate enough..." Xander begins to think and has someone in mind. "I think I know who."
"Um honey," says Buffy.
"Yeah," says Xander with the gun in his hand.
"Could you put the gun down?" Xander looks at the gun, which is pointed at the emperor.
"Oh yeah," says Xander. Buffy takes the gun and puts it on the dresser. "Sorry."
"It's understandable. Now who's this girl you got in mind? Is she pretty like your girl here?" Buffy smiles then looks at Xander.
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Willow gets a call from Xander to send a plane down with a particular agent. She is surprised that he asked for this agent to go, but Willow did as she was told. He also told them that Dawn is alright and safe.
After a couple of hours later the special agent had arrived. Everyone was in the building of the emperor. They all waited for the special agent to enter the doors.
She is a blonde with her hair tied in a ponytail and wearing a light purple sundress. It was perfect attire for the weather of Florida. Her heels click on the ground loudly, which were black platform shoes.
She headed up the stairs to meet everyone. They were all waiting for her in the emperors' office.
The emperor was simply delighted to see this special agent that Xander had requested to fly to Florida. She is one of the agents with very interesting assignments which matches well with her interesting personality.
"Xander who is this agent?" ask Buffy. Xander turns to Buffy and gives a smile.
"Oh, and Dawn," says Xander turning to her. Dawn looks at her dad. "You're grounded." Dawn puts a pout and looks down.
"Don't worry Dawn," says Buffy putting her hand around her. "Your dad understands you did this for a good reason." Dawn smiles. "I'll help you lower your penitence."
The office doors open and in comes the blonde. The emperor looks at the girl from the bottom and up. His mouth opened in disbelief that this girl was the girl that they had promise him.
"Xander," says the girl. Xander walks up to the girl and whispers something into her ear. She nods her head and looks at the emperor. Then she whispers something into his ear.
"Okay, she's all yours," says Xander as he walks back to Buffy's side.
The young girl walks up to the emperor. She gives a smile and looks down at his hands and feet.
"Do you have any whipped cream?"
Buffy is lying on the bed and as she wakes up she sees the emperor in the bathroom doing his business. She breaths deep and begins to slide off the bed and towards the door. Just as she is about to exit the young man, Connor, grabs her by the arm.
"Where do you think you're going?" he says as he pushes her back inside and closes the door. Buffy sneers at him and backs away from him. She then crashes into the emperor. The emperor scares her and she falls onto the bed. Connor immediately walks out and closes the door behind him.
"Are you ready to play!" The emperor walks over to the bed and begins to unzip his pants. Buffy covers her eyes. (Oh no I'm blind!)
Meanwhile, the others wake up in a room. Everything seems fuzzy to them.
"Is everyone okay?" ask Xander.
"Yeah," replies Cordelia. She scratches her head. Xander gets up and helps his sister up.
"Oh no, Buffy!" says Xander remembering what had happen. He runs over to the door but is unable to open it. "We need to get out of here and save Buffy. If that emperor lays a hand on her I'll..."
"Xander!" says Cordelia as she helps Dawn up. "Threats aren't going to help with getting us out of here."
"Yeah Xander we need get out first then figure a plan to get Buffy out," says Oz. Xander nods at Oz but is still impatient. The emperor wants to get physical with Buffy. Xander has to get to her before it happens.
"We could try the window," suggest Dawn looking at the window. Oz heads over to the window. It doesn't open, but Cordelia grabs a coat hanger and hits the window with it. The broken glass makes a loud sound that attracts the guards.
"Out the window," says Xander to Cordelia and Dawn. They quickly jump out the window and climb down a tree. Xander and Oz are holding the door so the guards would not enter. "Go Oz. I'll hold it."
"You sure?" ask Oz. Xander nods his head. Oz heads to the window and jumps out. Then the door smashes open. Xander pushes himself away from the door then trips over the coat hanger. He picks himself up from the ground and grabs the coat hanger to protect himself.
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Meanwhile outside, the others jump off the tree and look up to the window waiting for Xander to exit out of it. Dawn and Cordelia look at Oz.
"What? He was right behind me." Oz looks up to the window.
"Dad!" Dawn screams and tries to climb up the tree to the window. Cordelia and Oz try to stop her.
Back in the room Xander fights off the guards and gets through the door. One of the guards carried a gun and Xander took it from him. He immediately runs to the room where Buffy is. Xander breaks the door open and aims the gun directly at the emperor. The emperor is in shock and drops his pants accidentally revealing his under pants, with smiley faces on them. Buffy opens her eyes and sees Xander holding a gun. Then she looks at the emperor with his pants down and everything. She quickly covers her eyes once again.
"Buffy, get up." Xander holds the gun in one hand and motions to Buffy to walk to him. Xander begins to back away from the room.
"It's not fair!" the emperor pouts like a little kid. "You are Mr. James Bond all smooth and getting all the girls to drool over you and I get none of that."
"Hey, Bond wishes he was as good as and as handsome as me," says Xander. Buffy looks at him then back at the pathetic excuse for an emperor.
"For goodness sake I'm an emperor. I'm supposed to be loved by all my women. Except I buy them and I can't even get one to give me an heir. A boy is all I ask."
"There's always adoption," suggest Xander.
"No but it's not the same," says the emperor.
"Um," Buffy walks from behind Xander then she puts her hand over her eyes. "Could you pull your pants up?" The emperor nods his head and pulls his pant back up.
"Listen maybe we can come up with an agreement." Xander looks at Buffy his eyes bulging out. Buffy looks back at him.
"Buffy he tired to have his way with you," says Xander. "Why would you want to make an agreement with him?"
"Because this all started with some silly mistake that someone did a long time ago." Xander and the emperor look at Buffy. "The emperor wants a mate, so we help him find one."
"Buffy where are we going find a girl desperate enough..." Xander begins to think and has someone in mind. "I think I know who."
"Um honey," says Buffy.
"Yeah," says Xander with the gun in his hand.
"Could you put the gun down?" Xander looks at the gun, which is pointed at the emperor.
"Oh yeah," says Xander. Buffy takes the gun and puts it on the dresser. "Sorry."
"It's understandable. Now who's this girl you got in mind? Is she pretty like your girl here?" Buffy smiles then looks at Xander.
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Willow gets a call from Xander to send a plane down with a particular agent. She is surprised that he asked for this agent to go, but Willow did as she was told. He also told them that Dawn is alright and safe.
After a couple of hours later the special agent had arrived. Everyone was in the building of the emperor. They all waited for the special agent to enter the doors.
She is a blonde with her hair tied in a ponytail and wearing a light purple sundress. It was perfect attire for the weather of Florida. Her heels click on the ground loudly, which were black platform shoes.
She headed up the stairs to meet everyone. They were all waiting for her in the emperors' office.
The emperor was simply delighted to see this special agent that Xander had requested to fly to Florida. She is one of the agents with very interesting assignments which matches well with her interesting personality.
"Xander who is this agent?" ask Buffy. Xander turns to Buffy and gives a smile.
"Oh, and Dawn," says Xander turning to her. Dawn looks at her dad. "You're grounded." Dawn puts a pout and looks down.
"Don't worry Dawn," says Buffy putting her hand around her. "Your dad understands you did this for a good reason." Dawn smiles. "I'll help you lower your penitence."
The office doors open and in comes the blonde. The emperor looks at the girl from the bottom and up. His mouth opened in disbelief that this girl was the girl that they had promise him.
"Xander," says the girl. Xander walks up to the girl and whispers something into her ear. She nods her head and looks at the emperor. Then she whispers something into his ear.
"Okay, she's all yours," says Xander as he walks back to Buffy's side.
The young girl walks up to the emperor. She gives a smile and looks down at his hands and feet.
"Do you have any whipped cream?"
